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2007-03-29 1:41 PM

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molto veloce mama
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Subject: gnome theft
when i'm ready to give up racing, maybe this could be my new hobby. i know, i shouldn't joke. for those who have lost a gnome to theft, life is never the same again.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/tayside_and_central/650...



2007-03-29 1:51 PM
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Champion
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I blame the French...


2007-03-29 1:52 PM
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They devoted 11 officers and an undercover unit to find a Gnome theif?

Wow...

2007-03-29 1:54 PM
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I have a neighbor nearby (whom we have become friends with) who has one of those goose statue things on their front porch.  You know these things?  People dress them up?  It annoys me and I've always wanted to steal it for a day or two and then put it back with pictures of it playing cards, laying on the floor with empty liquor bottles around, that kind of thing.  Problem is he's a cop, and once it gets taken he'll be on high alert.  I'm afraid that when I go to put it back he'll shoot me.

 

2007-03-29 1:57 PM
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2007-03-29 2:00 PM
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makes me think about the funny jib jab routine that was played at the DC correspondents dinner

...."what we call the news"...the Internet animators at JibJab premiered their latest video take on politicos and journalists Wednesday night at the annual Radio & Television Correspondents' Dinner. To see the video: click here.

http://www.jibjab.com/what_we_call_the_news



Edited by marymosc13 2007-03-29 2:01 PM


2007-03-29 2:00 PM
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Crystal Lake, IL
Subject: RE: gnome theft
Zilla - 2007-03-29 1:57 PM
hangloose - 2007-03-29 11:54 AM

I have a neighbor nearby (whom we have become friends with) who has one of those goose statue things on their front porch. You know these things? People dress them up? It annoys me and I've always wanted to steal it for a day or two and then put it back with pictures of it playing cards, laying on the floor with empty liquor bottles around, that kind of thing. Problem is he's a cop, and once it gets taken he'll be on high alert. I'm afraid that when I go to put it back he'll shoot me.

My neighbor has one of these .... it was wearing a frilly green St. Pattys dress ... I just noticed it is now back in it's spring training baseball outfit .....  she changes the clothes at least twice a month.  You've just given me a great idea .....   LOL. 

Steal a yard gnome too and you could get really freaky.

 

2007-03-29 2:05 PM
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molto veloce mama
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maybe she was stealing them to take them to gnome camp.




Edited by autumn 2007-03-29 2:08 PM
2007-03-29 2:10 PM
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  • autumn - 2007-03-29 12:05 PM maybe she was stealing them to take them to gnome camp.

Are you freakin' kidding me? Gnome camp?

PGCG used to be a gnome thief.



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2007-03-29 3:29 PM
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2007-03-29 3:34 PM
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Lara - 2007-03-29 1:29 PM
hangloose - 2007-03-29 11:54 AM

I have a neighbor nearby (whom we have become friends with) who has one of those goose statue things on their front porch.  You know these things?  People dress them up?  It annoys me and I've always wanted to steal it for a day or two and then put it back with pictures of it playing cards, laying on the floor with empty liquor bottles around, that kind of thing. 

I have a Tiki that I do that with....

I'm sorry, total hijack but I read this post and the first thing that came to my (dirty little) mind is "one time, at band camp....."



2007-03-29 5:49 PM
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Champion
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My neighbor has one of these .... it was wearing a frilly green St. Pattys dress ... I just noticed it is now back in it's spring training baseball outfit .....  she changes the clothes at least twice a month.  You've just given me a great idea .....   LOL.

What the heck are you guys talking about?  Dressed up goose statues?  WTH?!

I'm sure it's against the CCNRs at my complex.  Everything is against the CCNRs it seems.

In this case, I think I'm not too upset about it.   

2007-03-29 6:01 PM
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I blame the chickens....

 





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2007-03-29 6:04 PM
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Marvarnett - 2007-03-29 11:52 AM

They devoted 11 officers and an undercover unit to find a Gnome theif?

Wow...

 

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Edited by coachese 2007-03-29 6:05 PM
2007-03-29 6:08 PM
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molto veloce mama
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yea, this is disturbing: http://www.goosestatueoutfits.com/

note that the high quality goose outfits include lined coats (don't want your fake goose, who doesn't produce natural goose down, because it is fake, to catch a fake cold) and long dresses (modesty is second nature to the fake goose).



and don't forget when halloween, when you can dress your goose up like a frog.



okay, this looks less like a goose dressed up as a cheerleader, and more like a something else dressed up as a cheerleader.

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