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2007-10-14 11:03 PM

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Subject: Let's write a story! Contribute one sentence that continues the thought of the last one
The point here is to make a really stupid, funny story. I'll post a sentence to start... then someone else posts a sentence that continues the story... and so on an so on...

I woke up early that morning to the sound of hail pounding the ground relentlessly.

Edited by Cheetah 2007-10-14 11:03 PM


2007-10-15 7:07 AM
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"Oh well," I said to myself "what will be, will be", I am in too deep at this point to back out.
2007-10-15 7:51 AM
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Fortunately a small vine was just within his grasp and he tugged it carefully as the oozing quicksand fought to hold him captive.
2007-10-15 7:59 AM
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Then I remembered to take my meds, the ones that keep random, unconnected halucinations out of my head.
2007-10-15 8:06 AM
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and I said to my friend, "Watch this, Hold my Beer"

2007-10-15 8:35 AM
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I stomped the accelerator to the floor, unleashing the fury of 600 turbocharged horses to the rear tires of my rusty pick-up truck.

Edited by mdg2003 2007-10-15 8:42 AM


2007-10-15 9:40 AM
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There, there, the medicine finally kicked in as I arose from the bed.
2007-10-15 9:40 AM
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As I awoke from sleep for what seemed to be a third time, I realized that I was a patient in the loony bin. I had been convicted of murdering 16 people with my bare hands.

Edited by Cheetah 2007-10-15 9:42 AM
2007-10-15 10:06 AM
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But all I can remember is waking up on the celler floor, naked, with a lot of empty Alpo cans littered about. Oh and the moon, the full moon.
2007-10-15 10:08 AM
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As Mister Teddy, my stuffed bear, watched me from the corner of my dresser, I remembered how much my mother had liked rainy days.
2007-10-15 10:26 AM
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So I stood up, wiped my brow, grabbed my teddy bear, and stood outside in the storm, naked, until I was soaked from head to toe.


2007-10-15 10:27 AM
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I realized that i missed one alpo can and quicly devoured it, "what could this mean am I really loony?" As I stood there naked.


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2007-10-15 10:31 AM
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HCS5QA - 2007-10-15 10:27 AM I realized that i missed one alpo can and quicly devoured it, "what could this mean am I really loony?" As I stood there naked.

My rescue helicopter finally arrived.  I scrambled quickly up the ladder as usual.

2007-10-15 10:32 AM
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Dr. Forbes has been saying that they are going to adjust my doseages all week, but I think that he and Mr. Teddy are really trying to make me do things that I don't want to do because they are controlling my brain through the fillings in my teeth.
2007-10-15 10:35 AM
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As i scrambled up the ladder I noticed a crowd forming just watching me. they acted as if they had never seen a free balling man scramble up a ladder while being lifted away by a chopper.
2007-10-15 10:40 AM
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As I dangled from the ladder I thought `With no pockets or other means to hold him, where, oh where, did I put Teddy?'


2007-10-15 10:41 AM
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I reached the top rung and rolled into the chopper, only to be confronted with the faces of the sixteen people I had savagely murdered.
2007-10-15 10:42 AM
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Unquestionably, Teddy had invited them.
2007-10-15 10:44 AM
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as he peered at me from the cockpit of the chopper...
2007-10-15 10:47 AM
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LHablas - 2007-10-15 8:44 AM as he peered at me from the cockpit of the chopper...

I pulled the 9mm with the attached silencer out of my crack (reaching here) LOL 

2007-10-15 10:48 AM
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I was unable to hear anything around me do to the deafening roar of the blades pounding the air outside me


2007-10-15 10:52 AM
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My fillings began to tingle, and I thought briefly about birds.
2007-10-15 11:05 AM
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So I proceeded to re-murder the 16 people again, kicked them out of the chopper and told teddy to fly faster.
2007-10-15 11:18 AM
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But then, as I look at the front window, I had forgotten about that ladies dog I killed and he attacks me from the back.

Edited by parrj 2007-10-15 11:20 AM
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After I briefly took in the carnage, my medication kicked in with intensity, affecting my poor judgment which made me raise my poop-filled pistol and pumped Teddy with the last of my ammo reserve.
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