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And we ended up in the middle of a Lincon Nebraska cornfield. Teddy looked at me sheepishly and said "I thought it was....

a porn button! Then I looked around and realized that Teddy and I were standing in the middle of a giant crop circle!

And ninjas were coming at us from all sides.  So I..

HIJACK ON_ cheetah you going to consolidate this thing so we can read it? HIJACK OFF...err ... not on I mean.

rifle tucked away inside of my lifelong companion, Teddy. So I once again set out on a murderous rampage, cutting down the ninjas. Then I stole their weapons and decided to...

take some ears as trophies. If I ever run into Chuck Norris again I could pull them out and watch him......

I started thinking: I wouldn't have to fight this many people if I moved to France!

So Teddy and I booked 4 tickets on the Concord. It wasn't until we were well over the Atlantic that I recalled the concord had been grounded some years ago and we were in fact flying in a giant pepsi can. I turned to Teddy, Phil and Chuck: We're gonna have to


Edited by tmwelshy 2007-10-19 10:01 PM

start drinking. This had all happened once before when

We were flying in a bottle of Bacardi 151, and that's how my adventure as a murderous scumbag started. So, we bailed out over the ocean and begin the long swim back to land when suddenly...

Chasing Dumbeldor and Harry Potter. I killed that pussymunch. I have always hated Harry Potter. Frankly, Dumbeldor looked pretty damn happy to see my 20 inch serrated knife planted in Harrys a$$. As Teddy and Dumbeldor hugged, Teddy said:


Edited by tmwelshy 2007-10-20 11:43 AM

I've never really loved you, Dumbeldor, I've always had a thing for Paris Hilton...

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started primping because he assumed that the paparazzi was there for him. Teddy pushed Dumbeldore off of the boat and the sharks...

Edited by Cheetah 2007-10-20 5:41 PM

began circling the boat, taking chunks of flesh from dumbledore's lifeless body

Then the shark realized he was in the middle of the swim portion of a triathlon and didn't have to settle for the lifeless body after all.

Unfortunately, the shark was at the beginning of a mass start and was kicked and clawed to death. At that time, A secret sub surfaced. When the hatch opened, I was amazed to see it was

Angelina Jolie wearing a mesh catsuit, she leaped to the deck, manned the 50 cal. and started raking the .......

raking the Poopdeck (i just wanted to say that) of the Paparrazzi boat, when all of a sudden Katie Couric swung over on a rope with a dagger in her teeth, screaming "Angelina!  I'm going to.......

kill you and take your money.

Katie has Angelina totally awestruck with her ability yell with a dagger in her mouth. Quickly seizing the high ground, Katie does a flying side kick that lands right square in the middle of Angie's......