Subject: RE: Planning to cheat on my girl todayI just introduced my new girl to my old mtn man. He wasn't too sure at first, and kinda wanted to be snobby, but I had shown him a lot of good dirty lovin' last weekend and left him covered with dirt so he'd feel special, and I showed him that she was all clean and spiffy, and so I think he's okay with it. Only time will tell - I expect to come home at least once and find her shoved on the ground with a few tell-tale muddy chain marks. Don't know WHAT I'd do if I actually had to *replace* one though! |