The thread formerly known as Fish's What I Learned

• Akustix asked if anybody was reading anything good, possibly because he's too cheap or broke to buy a good gift. Coredump is not only an Ironman but he reads books about Viking Women and naughty things. Be careful Whizzz. Artemis started talking about some paper … zzz zzz zzz … talk about a snoozer. And then of course there was the popular `Go Dog Go.' Not surprisingly, nobody reads my daily reports on wheat. Not even me!

• Height was questioned and sure enough, all the girls of BT are tall. Except JessicaDawn, the resident `shawty' which we learned isn't a bad thing, as long as you're a woman. Most of the donkais are tall. Looks like you'll have to just get a bigger bike to compensate, DJDavey. Trixie and Karhooligan don't grasp the concept of the standard system. It's OK, he's from Texas and she's, well, she's hot.

• The Mitchell report came out and not surprisingly Scout was on there. Shut up! You don't know because you don't know his real name is `Roger Clemens.' Lots of conjecture about people who were going to be on the list -- kind of like when the Kona lotto comes out. Bradword gets the post of the week for saying ``steroids weren't illegal in baseball when most of these happened.'' How would you feel if 20 years later they came and took your high school football trophy because you used an illegal helmet. What really blew my mind is that alleged comedian Carrot Top was on the list. No joke.

• Did someone say `sports BAR?' Yes? Well who gives a rat's ASHE when there's tons of BT-hotties struttin' their stuff in sports BRAS!? I'd personally like to thank all the women out there who posted photos of themselves in sports bras. It's like when a woman says, `What? Like you've never seen boobs before?' I always say `Sure I have. I just haven't seen yours.'

Peace folks and, I'm about to pimp myself out and not in the good way, don't forget to read the daily ODE in my training log. I need ideas for topics, people.