marriage followup...sorry ladies off the market

Friend:

Let me pass along some sage advice I received from an old man at my wedding reception. I still don't know who he was but remember what he said: "Son, you need to learn something that will get you out of the dog house each and every time.  And it is a sure fire way to keep your marriage happy."

"Now repeat after me: 'Honey, you were right. I was wrong ... I don't know what I was thinking.'"

After 11 1/2 years, it still works like a charm.

Congratulations on both the nuptuals and the baby!

Congrats! And from a girl who's been married 3 1/2 years, don't use the "yes, honey" line too often. We know when y'all are being sarcastic

Congrats to you and Mrs. Downunderman.

BTW - you have probably learned by know that most pregnancy books are as boring as watching the paint dry. Two worth reading are "The Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy" and "What to Expect When Your Wife is Expanding"