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2004-11-10 10:50 AM

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People over 35 should be dead. Here's why;

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

No one was to blame but us..

Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.



Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, .. and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat!
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

Horrors!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then, rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.

NO CELL PHONES!!!!!

Unthinkable!

We had friends!

We went outside! and found them.

We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

They were accidents.

Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.
Horrors!

Our actions were our own.

Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law.

Imagine that!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them!

Congratulations!


2004-11-10 11:53 AM
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Not to mention skateboarding down steep streets, riding bikes with no hands and a friend on the back.  Acorn fights.   Playing kickball and SPUD in the street.  Trick -or-treating with a pack of kids without grown-ups.

Devil dogs. Ring Dings.  Kool Aid.  Skinny dipping.

I've got three kids of my own now and things are sure different.  They are encouraged to play outside and explore.  If they say they're "bored" they get no sympathy from me.  They do eventually figure out what to do and have fun.

Thanks for the post -- it brought back some fond memories.

2004-11-10 12:19 PM
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I'm a gen X member, technically, but a lot of the stuff below applied to us.  There are a few items I take exception with, however.

"Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, .. and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags."

These things are nothing to brag about and are gladly gone.  My mother was in an accident in a car that had no seatbelts and the only thing that kept her from flying through the windshield was slamming her hands on the dashboard and fracturing both of her wrists.

Not all progress is bad.

That being said, much of the rest of this sounds like my childhood.  Heck, I used to have a leaky rowboat that I would row across the bayou to see my friend.  We had to keep a bucket in it to occasionally bail out water!

I guess the real test is when we become parents.  Will it be easy to raise our kids as we were raised?

2004-11-10 1:54 PM
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Yes, I came to realize this a few years ago when I put various lock, jams, covers, plates, rails, etc all over my house in order to "baby-proof" it. My parents did none of these things, not to mention my mother smoked and drank during the pregnancy.

Many of these things only prevent an injury in 1 out of 100, 000 or maybe even more cases, but its that one that matters.

2004-11-10 7:46 PM
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Nice thread...all true although i am a huge advocate of helmets
2004-11-10 7:54 PM
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I used to squeez my butt into the bed of my METAL Tonka dump truck and ride it down a really steep hill in front of my house. I dont think you can even sit in the new plastic ones!


2004-11-11 4:33 PM
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At 33 years old, I can relate to all of this. My parents drove me nowhere - it was bike or nothing. Seems like there was never enough traffic though to ever put me in danger. Never wore a helmet until I had to set an example for my kids.

I can still taste the funny hose water, and I still have my kids drink out of one in the summer.

I remember a bit that George Carlin does. He says - I never get sick. You want to know why?
When I was a kid, we didn't have fancy swimming pools, no chlorine. We swam whereever we could
find a deep enough ditch. Yeah, there'd be sewage in there, turds floating by. It toughens you up,
gets the immune system strong.

Now adays there's drugs to cure practically any symptom, but very few to treat the problem that caused it.

Now I really wish I was about 16 in the seventies instead of 6 - I would have had some serious fun.
2004-11-11 5:07 PM
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I think it's been great to be a gen-xer. We've drank from the garden hose and seen more anti-bacterial soaps, lotions, etc. come on to the market than are really necessary. We've seen 8 track tapes come and go and most of us have at least one Misfits or Mr. Mister album on vinyl somewhere. The cassette tape just doesn't want to die, and the compact disc wasn't everything it was cracked up to be. It may have been the motocross craze, but I always liked wearing helmets and it's a habit that I've been thankful for on many occasions. You couldn't go to any store anywhere near to where I grew up to get a go-cart, but you could order plans for an electrolux powered hovercraft in the back of a comic book for $2. Heck, we're probably the last generation to even know what an electrolux is. We've seen hippies and bell-bottoms com and go, twice. We've seen heavy metal come and mostly go. Heck, some of us even loved Ozzy when he was the prince of darkness, and now even my mom (who hated the fact that I would play the guitar solo for Crazy Train over and over until I could play all of it forwards and backwards) watches him on TV - see Mami, I told you he was cool. I wouldn't go back for even a second, but it doesn't make me wretch to think about it. *sigh*

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2004-11-11 5:18 PM
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I used to ride facing backwards, window open, no seatbelt, in the neighbor's stationwagon... They used to have that little seat in the back there...

And of course there's always my railroad track/change squashing fetish.... which I neither endorse nor condone. 

I never wore a helmet while riding my bike as a kid or teenager, but after whacking my head last year... I wear one all the time now.

2004-11-17 4:42 PM
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I grew up on the south side of Chicago and I remember playing "sewer to sewer," where one sewer was my team's base and the other sewer was the other team's base. We would just run like crazy in the middle of the street. Until one day we were running and a car came barreling down our block. We knew it wasn't from our neighborhood because most cars slowed down to the 5 mph speed limit but this car kept going and plowed through. Many of us ran to the sidewalk but one little boy wasn't so lucky. I can still remember seeing his legs sticking out from under the back trunk of that car and one shoe off to the right and the other across the street in Mrs. Ferrel's yard.

It was a heart breaking day and we couldn't play sewer to sewer any more. Bittersweet memories.

2004-11-23 1:56 PM
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piggpen35 - 2004-11-10 4:54 PM

I used to squeez my butt into the bed of my METAL Tonka dump truck and ride it down a really steep hill in front of my house. I dont think you can even sit in the new plastic ones!


it is a sad statement of our society the you can not find METAL Tonka trucks any more!! :-(


2004-11-29 11:36 AM
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piggpen35 - 2004-11-10 8:54 PM

I used to squeez my butt into the bed of my METAL Tonka dump truck and ride it down a really steep hill in front of my house. I dont think you can even sit in the new plastic ones!


I kept my metal tonka for just that reason, am I the only one? Here is a Canadian twist; sticking your legs through the bottom of a plastic garbage bag and sliding down a hill on your can. Speed, ohhh baby!
2004-12-05 8:33 PM
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Man, that's my childhood. I agree with the comments on accountability.
That's something that's sorely missing in our society. But I liked the
thoughts.

32 and missing it!!
2004-12-05 8:37 PM
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forgot my favorite game....."smear the queer" nothing was meant to
be offensive. We were seven and I don't think we knew what the
term homosexual meant. Probably couldn't even say it today. For
those not familiar. One ball (preferrably football), one goal line, no
out of bounds but you had to cross the goal line between two points.
Whoever had the ball tried to cross the goal line. All others tried to
"smear" him. God I had fun playing that game. Guess we probably
shouldn't have made the road the goal line, lot of scraped knees,
elbows, heads, bloody noses, etc. But the great thing was when the
game was over no hard feelings, no name calling, just good night knowing
that we'd all be out there again tomorrow!!

Missing it more
2004-12-06 12:40 PM
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I grew up playing "smear the queer" well into my early teens. I don't think it ever occured to any of us then that some people would be offended by the name of the game. One of the last times I played was at lunch in the 8th grade. I was knocked unconscious and left on the playground because my buddies thought I was "resting". I managed to stumble into my algebra class about 20 minutes late, & slept through class. I went home and went to bed, slept all night, and I didn't die! I played again the next day, or at least....I think I did...

I grew up in L.A. was this a nationwide phenomena, or local I wonder?


2004-12-06 1:55 PM
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RGRBILL - 2004-12-06 12:40 PM
I grew up playing "smear the queer"...
I grew up in L.A. was this a nationwide phenomena, or local I wonder?


We played it in highschool in the south, but called it Blitzball because of A Separate Peace. Not sure we were typical tho. I too got knocked unconsious, whacked my head on the ground. Despite my friends being very helpful ("Don't go to sleep or you'll DIEEEEE") I managed to survive.

As a kid in Louisiana we would play in the streets every time it rained hard enough to flood...it was like a big swimming pool stretching for blocks, it rocked. It wasn't exactly sewage getting flooded out onto the streets but who knows what was in those drainage ditches. Nutria! And I'm 28, thank you very much, but maybe change just comes that much slower to the South.


2004-12-06 7:07 PM
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Very fun and lots of memories - I will have to say "I was a dodgeball queen" not for my throwing but I could dodge it.

And as for the Metal Tonka - my parents live in a subdivision built on a hill and we would toboggan down it into the main street. We gave bonus points if you went across the main road and into the ditch in front of the neighbor's house. Not endorsed or condoned. But things were different

But progress is good in someways - think no BT website then

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2004-12-06 7:15 PM
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Smear the Queer... Oh my god, what memories. Again, no idea what the word meant then, and we didn't mean it derogatorily. I am sure that kids wouldn't be allowed to play such violent games...

metal tonkas

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2004-12-06 7:24 PM
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2004-12-06 7:55 PM
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I remember taking a computer course in Grade 10. Infomatics it was called. We never actually touched a computer. I never used one until third year university. Evenings in the 70's were Ghost in the Graveyard, Red Rover and British Bulldog. Til your mom called you in and made you take a bath, and it was still light out and you could hear other kids (with NICE moms) still outside playing.

I think nostalgia is a wonderful part of growing up, but don't feel too sorry for "kids these days".  They'll be able to look back with good memories too, and feel sorry for all the "kids these days" 20 years  down the road. Just like people born in the 40's and 50's thought OUR generation missed out on the good old fashioned fun. But on that note .. do kids today still play "jumpsies" with a 20 foot long rope made of elastics tied together????

2004-12-06 8:02 PM
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Well, I do feel sorry for anyone that has never heard Floyd or Zeppelin or The Who or X on real vinyl


2004-12-06 8:32 PM
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Point taken!!!! I have a friend who inserts crackly campfire noises into cd's and tapes he makes for me so it sounds like an old record.  Plus, I loved the old record players that kept playing over and over again, so if you fell asleep with a record on, it would play all night long.  And remeber those yellow discs things we had to put in 45's?
2004-12-06 8:44 PM
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LOL yes yes, the 45 inserts..... and remember loading different records on that plastic arm so when one ends, the next one would drop onto the first?

People like Bethany are probably thinking "what the hell are they talking about??"


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2004-12-06 9:55 PM
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I, too remember smear the queer ( I grew up in NJ).  We also played a game called pickle or running bases where you had two "bases" and two kids throwing balls to each other.  You had to run from one base to another without getting hit by the ball.

I also remember at jr high and high school "dances", the slow-dance song was Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird"

The other day, I dug out my old Physical Grafiti album.  Played the side with "Kashmir" -- sweet.

FYI -- at my last visit to my folk's house, my kids found an old metal Tonka truck. It was my brother's. I remember narrowly escaping injury when he threw it at me.

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Lara_SD - 2004-12-06 5:24 PM

first video game systerm Atari 6400 (?)  with pac-man, frogger, jungle hunt and asteriods

Oh Lara you're speaking my language. My first computer was a Commadore 64. I was nine years old when my Dad taught me Cobalt! Taught my Commadore how to say hi, and how may I help you! Boy if I'd stuck with that I would be a millionaire right now! Aw well. I had what was probably the first at home miniature video game - Vextrex. I still have it. A guy wanted to give me $2,000 for it cause they're so rare or something. I used to play asteroids for hours. Think I'll play it when I get home for Christmas.

Ditto on the Atari 6400, Space Invaders was my game. Boy I could kick some major butt playing that game. I can still hear the "puff," of the shot when it hit an invader. Connect Four, Operation and Candyland were also my favs.

But the best game that I ever played was Centapied. To this day I have gotten the high score on every machine I've ever played. I'm legendary. If they had Centapeid tournaments like they had Poker tournaments I'd be a millionaire by now.

Boy those were the days.

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