Subject: RE: The things people throw awayI'm really happy to see that you saved such a beautiful puppy, but we have important work to do. First I need the directions to the dumpster that you found Hugo in. Then we need to interivew everyone in a one mile radius, and have a CSI team go over the scene of the crime thoroughly. Once these people have been caught there will be a traveling BT lynching (going to each city with 2 or more BT'ers). These lynchings will involve a TRI. They will held underwater for the duration of the swim, allowing just enough air so they don't passout. After T1 the will be hog tied and dragged behind a bike. (Athletes are encouraged to share this time with others, so be kind and pass them on to others to drag.) Follwing T2 they will be placed on the finish mats and be stepped on by every athlete crossing the finish line. (High heels and cleats are accepted for this portion of the race). The above comments are in no way reflect or are affiliated with Beginnertriathlete.com or its counterparts. |