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 2013-05-07 3:20 PM |
Elite  3277     Minnetonka |  Subject: Don't sell yourself shortYou're a tremendous slouch.... Caddyshack quotes.. Go. |
| 2013-05-07 3:25 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 6056 Menomonee Falls, WI | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "Nice hat. What, did they give you a free bowl of soup with that? Looks good on you, though." I must use all or parts of that one 10x a week. |
| 2013-05-07 3:36 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Member 522 Saint Paul, MN | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? |
| 2013-05-07 3:53 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short It's in the hole! (Well, basically the whole Bill Murray soliloquy before that). |
| 2013-05-07 3:56 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Master 4101 Denver | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "You scratched my anchor!" |
| 2013-05-07 4:04 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Expert 1416 San Luis Obispo, CA | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "Are you going to eat your fat?" |
| 2013-05-07 4:07 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 5117 Brandon, MS | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Your uncle molests collies. |
| 2013-05-07 4:19 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Cinderella story ... |
| 2013-05-07 4:23 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "You're crazy!" "That's what they said about Son of Sam."
"I was boooorn to love you I was boooorn to lick your face I was booooorn to touch you But you were born to touch me first." |
| 2013-05-07 4:25 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Nanananananana ... |
| 2013-05-07 4:30 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Expert 1416 San Luis Obispo, CA | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short She's been plucked more times than the Rose of Trulee. Biggest on 5th Avenue. I'm told. |
| 2013-05-07 4:33 PM in reply to: #4732005 |
Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. |
| 2013-05-07 4:38 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short I want you to kill every gopher on the course! Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents! We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. |
| 2013-05-07 4:47 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "I just don't wanna end up working in a lumber yard." "What's wrong with lumberyards? I own four of them." "I notice you don't spend much time there." "Not sure where they are actually." |
| 2013-05-07 4:50 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
| 2013-05-07 4:55 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Well the world needs ditch-diggers! |
| 2013-05-07 4:58 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Pro 6520 Bellingham, WA | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Move over Swanson I'm driving |
| 2013-05-07 5:15 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Expert 1416 San Luis Obispo, CA | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "That's a peach, hun" "Oh golly, I'm hot today" "Don't mind that, doctors orders." Also: "Moose, Rocko, help the judge find his wallet." |
| 2013-05-07 5:43 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Master 6834 Englewood, Florida | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "It's easy to grin |
| 2013-05-07 5:57 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short RAT FARRRRTS!!! |
| 2013-05-07 6:22 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die." Oh, wait, I mean: "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!" |
| 2013-05-07 11:31 PM in reply to: #4731844 |
Extreme Veteran 1001 Highlands Ranch, Colorado | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short Whoa, Did somebody step on a duck? |
| 2013-05-08 7:08 AM in reply to: #4731844 |
Elite 3770 | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short A donut without a hole is a Danish. |
| 2013-05-08 7:39 AM in reply to: #4732656 |
Member 522 Saint Paul, MN | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. |
| 2013-05-08 7:46 AM in reply to: #4731844 |
Master 3195 Just South of Boston | Subject: RE: Don't sell yourself short "Hey, for Italians, this is skilled labor" "Can you make a bull shot?" "You must have been something before electricity" "Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. My steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it" "Whats that sign say" "Are you my pal, Danny" "You'll get nothing and like it!" Edited by Mike_D 2013-05-08 7:48 AM |
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