Happy Steak and BJ Day!
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2014-03-14 8:52 AM |
Champion 6962 Atlanta, Ga | Subject: Happy Steak and BJ Day! For all of those that celebrated Valentines Day, don't forget to celebrate Steak and BJ day. Fair is Fair. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steak%20and%20Blowjo... And YES...it's a real holiday. "Steak and Blowjob Day Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women. The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?" Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob." |
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2014-03-14 9:17 AM in reply to: Marvarnett |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. |
2014-03-14 9:51 AM in reply to: switch |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. x2!! |
2014-03-14 9:58 AM in reply to: switch |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! So just to make sure I got this right, I shouldn't expect to get a card? Maybe if someone would let the folks at American Greetings and Hallmark know about this, they could expand their seasonal card lines to accommodate S and BJ Day. Who wouldn't enjoy reading a witty card while getting their meat prepared? |
2014-03-14 10:03 AM in reply to: mdg2003 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by mdg2003 So just to make sure I got this right, I shouldn't expect to get a card? Maybe if someone would let the folks at American Greetings and Hallmark know about this, they could expand their seasonal card lines to accommodate S and BJ Day. Who wouldn't enjoy reading a witty card while getting their meat prepared? You've been waiting all year to be able to say that, haven't you? |
2014-03-14 10:08 AM in reply to: switch |
Elite 3290 Oliver, BC, "Wine Capital of Canada" | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.
Thank you for your sympathy. |
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2014-03-14 10:09 AM in reply to: trinnas |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by trinnas Originally posted by mdg2003 So just to make sure I got this right, I shouldn't expect to get a card? Maybe if someone would let the folks at American Greetings and Hallmark know about this, they could expand their seasonal card lines to accommodate S and BJ Day. Who wouldn't enjoy reading a witty card while getting their meat prepared? You've been waiting all year to be able to say that, haven't you? Honestly, the day kind of snuck up on me again this year. It's not even on my Apple calendar for cripes sake. |
2014-03-14 10:37 AM in reply to: switch |
Chatham Ontario | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better. |
2014-03-14 11:27 AM in reply to: Techdiver |
Champion 6962 Atlanta, Ga | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Techdiver Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better. You no longer require Valentines Day or Steak and BJ day? If you got her something on VD day, it's her obligation to honor Steak and BJ day. EVEN if you had the same yesterday. We can't get away with saying "I got you flowers last week". |
2014-03-14 11:34 AM in reply to: 0 |
Chatham Ontario | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Marvarnett Originally posted by Techdiver Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better. You no longer require Valentines Day or Steak and BJ day? If you got her something on VD day, it's her obligation to honor Steak and BJ day. EVEN if you had the same yesterday. We can't get away with saying "I got you flowers last week". No because this woman appreciates random flowers and random dates and signs of affection through out the year when I give them. My exwife didn't. I made her dinner flowers etc for no reason at all she would scarf them down say thanks then spend the night on facebook or go hang with her friends. we had pizza like 4-5 times a year at best. Now my GF and I both appreciate each other coming from similar relationships. I buy small random quirky things or leave notes for her and she loves it. And we have a lot of PIZZA and a very active life together. It is sooooo much different to have someone in your life that engages you. Rather then takes you for granted. Basically feb 14 and mar 14 happen many times a year for us without someone telling us when it should be done. It has been that way for about 2 years now since we started. Darn close to 2 years. Edited by Techdiver 2014-03-14 11:35 AM |
2014-03-14 11:35 AM in reply to: Marvarnett |
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2014-03-14 11:37 AM in reply to: Teejaay |
Chatham Ontario | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Teejaay I love this day .. I love steak!! But alas .. I am single at this time! Damn. You live too far away or I would have tried to date you.. didn't even need the steak. At this point the warm weather would have been enough. SO SICK OF WINTER and SNOW. How have you been? |
2014-03-14 11:38 AM in reply to: Teejaay |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Teejaay I love this day .. I love steak!! But alas .. I am single at this time! Damn. I'm completely offended. I don't really enjoy steak. |
2014-03-14 2:23 PM in reply to: Marvarnett |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Marvarnett Originally posted by Techdiver You no longer require Valentines Day or Steak and BJ day? If you got her something on VD day, it's her obligation to honor Steak and BJ day. EVEN if you had the same yesterday. We can't get away with saying "I got you flowers last week". Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better.
It is really hard for me to wrap my head around Valentine's Day. If I ever need a Hallmark Holiday to feel loved or appreciated, I know it's over. In the same vein, I can't imagine an obligatory BJ would be that great--as the giver or receiver. Isn't part of it being good for you knowing that she wants to be doing it? |
2014-03-14 3:37 PM in reply to: switch |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours. |
2014-03-14 3:44 PM in reply to: mdg2003 |
Elite 4547 | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by mdg2003 I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours. Aren't we supposed to contact our physician if it's still up after four hours? |
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2014-03-14 3:59 PM in reply to: Techdiver |
Elite 6387 | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Techdiver Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this. I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better. Ya, "girlfriend" being the operative word. |
2014-03-14 3:59 PM in reply to: ChineseDemocracy |
Master 2264 Sunbury, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by ChineseDemocracy Originally posted by mdg2003 I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours. Aren't we supposed to contact our physician if it's still up after four hours? Damn, I was too late for this one. |
2014-03-14 4:07 PM in reply to: 0 |
60 | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Isn't everyday steak and blow job day??? Edited by Dolcezza 2014-03-14 4:15 PM |
2014-03-14 4:20 PM in reply to: Dolcezza |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! I thought it was Pi day. I was looking forward to having some. Now I get to eat steak and give someone a BJ too!? BEST. DAY. EVER! |
2014-03-15 6:10 AM in reply to: BrianRunsPhilly |
Deep in the Heart of Texas | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by BrianRunsPhilly I think vegetarians get bok choy and a hug.Originally posted by Teejaay I love this day .. I love steak!! But alas .. I am single at this time! Damn. I'm completely offended. I don't really enjoy steak. |
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2014-03-15 6:10 AM in reply to: mr2tony |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! "I would like the steak medium rare and the BJ well done, please." |
2014-03-15 7:34 AM in reply to: mdg2003 |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by mdg2003 I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours. are you new here? |
2014-03-15 8:21 AM in reply to: Hook'em |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by Hook'em Originally posted by BrianRunsPhilly I think vegetarians get bok choy and a hug.Originally posted by Teejaay I love this day .. I love steak!! But alas .. I am single at this time! Damn. I'm completely offended. I don't really enjoy steak. But I wanted Pizza. |
2014-03-15 8:30 AM in reply to: the bear |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day! Originally posted by the bear "I would like the steak medium rare and the BJ well done, please." |
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