we've gone pro!

So...I'm a Champion...nice. Ok, let me look at that user listing again.

Wait? Shouldn't I be a Champion? I have more than 4800 posts.

AND I have more than Jim.

Hey...wow...that's cool!

Hey Ron: when do I start receiving my checks? 

Yeah...you need the posts + time served.

Sucka. 

You're just figuring that out?

But if you want Janelle as your role model, you'll have to start racing with one bike shoe. 

pro, grain of salt, one bike shoe, sex boat scandal, Ron is Zeus.

I've entered all the related elements into the computers here at CTU and come up with:

Burrito.

That's all I've got.

autumn - 2006-03-21 8:23 AM WOAH! slow down there, tiger. you never know when us pros will end up tied up in some nasty sex boat scandal. worship us, yes, but with a big grain of salt.

I guess your are in Minnesota. 

autumn - 2006-03-21 7:59 AM < - - - i've gone pro! run4yrlif, Lara, Ron (ron, shouldn't you be like TRI-ZEUS or something ), runnergirl29, and max i guess we all need to find more hobbies

Ya'll may be pro's, but I'm the master...

bts 

Days is the minimum number of days one has to be a member of BT to achieve the rank. This is needed to prevent people from trying to boost their rank with lots of useless posts.

Not that anyone here would do that.

Hey...if Bear can be "Resident Curmudgeon," can I be "Black Spandex Man"? 

Guess she'll just have to wait...

Hey MD, have ya'll considered flags in the sig line for races completed?  I know we talked about something like that for threads killed, but this would probably be more constructive.

Something like the M-dot for an IM completed... a little sprinter for sprints... etc...

bts 

Funny you should mention the bear. Adding new ranks was his idea.

Custom ranks are available after 6000 posts and 550 days (1.5ish years) of membership.

So I need 1448 posts in the next 150 days? Let's see...that's 9.7 posts/day. Piece o' cake! 

Hmmm... I think I've met the time requirements, so now I've just got to knock out 4800 posts... sweet.

bts 

Ha! Jim will be Champion before Haley. And there's nothing she can do about it, short of tying his hands so he doesn't get 150 posts in the next five months. Although autumn "eighteen-quizzes-per-day" may beat him to it.(Needs >800 posts in <60 days)

True- and shave your head