I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds

Dude. I thought my dog was Shiva, the Destroyer. (Actually, she is. There's no limit to what she can demolish ...)

Google "runner's trots." Unfortunately, no one really knows why this happens.

its very simple actually..

since the earth is rotating you body is basically like a giant blender.. while running you are adding an up and down motion to the blending with allows the adhesions that have adhered to the colon to become free..( free I say!!) and they make a run for it.. now those little poopie heads have been there for a whlie so the stank factor is much higher.  fortunately there is a simple solution. (don't eat)    when your are running you need apx every 1/4 mile to spin in the opposite direction of the earths rotation.. it depends where if you are above or below the equator actually it really doesn't matter since I'm making this up  so once you start that spinning motion every 1/4 mile you are reattaching those little (medical term ahead) poopie heads back into your poopie tunnel train..   you toliet, cat and plumber will thank you

For me it entirely depends on WHEN I eat.  I can tell when it is going to be a .... noisy ..... run by when I ate before it.  There have been some runs I've had to cut short and just basically ran into the house to the bathroom.  Not pleasant days ........

(Love the thread title .. classic!!)

Some of the funniest s**t I've read on this site ever. 

And you aren't alone. 

Funniest thread ever.

Seriously, do it. Life is so much easier when all you have to do is hop into the woods for a minute and then continue on your way.

I've seen beers at the circus riding those little bikes and I always wondered how they train them.. I guess it's just natural for them.. Do they have clipless shoes for bears? good thing they have all that fur to slow them down in the swim or they would be Killers at a tri.

If I saw a bear on a mountain bike, I would probably lose it, too. 

Funny, all the beers I've ever seen at the circus just sat in the cup.