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2009-07-29 8:26 PM

Subject: Hellooooooo Nurse!
This morning after my longest swim ever (2000 yards) Im in the shower (suit still on to wash out chlorine).  Im checking my split times on my watch and thinking that I am proud to have added 500 yards into my workout without adding any time... blah blah blah, Im so great... Then... 

In strolls a nice looking lady with her swim stuff.... She looked at me, I looked at her, and there was panic!  Was I in the womens showers?  Am I going to get arrested?  Does my belly look big in this speedo... 

I leaned out around the stall, and double checked I WAS IN THE RIGHT LOCKER ROOM... fhew! 

Then, trying to say something clever, all I could muster was duuuh... huh.... 'morning. 

She smiled, uttered an Oh My God, and walked out.  Me 10 years ago would have been embarassed.  But Im married with children now... so I have no shame.   

Sort of a fun start to the day. 

Coo Coo Cachoo to you Mrs. Robinson, thanks for the smile.   


2009-07-29 8:35 PM
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That's funny.  At my last gym I watched guys walk into the wrong locker room from the pool area three different times while I was swimming.  It was so funny to see them come zooming back out the door every time with a really sober look on their face, tail between their legs.  I mean every one of them had the exact same reaction.  Hilarious to watch.

2009-07-29 9:05 PM
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i probably would've said something cheesy like .. .How YOU DOOOOIN?? in my best Joey voice..
2009-07-30 3:43 AM
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dbrawders - 2009-07-30 4:05 PM

i probably would've said something cheesy like .. .How YOU DOOOOIN?? in my best Joey voice..


Thats gold!
2009-07-30 5:37 AM
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A co-worker actually did go into the wrong locker room from the pool area of his gym. He told me the story, I cracked up. He even showered!! Started drying off, and realized what he had done when the locker area looked different. Luckily it was on a Sunday and they were not busy, he doesn't think anyone saw him.
2009-07-30 6:36 AM
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dbrawders - 2009-07-29 10:05 PM i probably would've said something cheesy like .. .How YOU DOOOOIN?? in my best Joey voice..


x2...

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2009-07-30 7:14 AM
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Used to go to a Y where from the Main entrance, the door to the women's locker room is on the left and men's on the right, from the pool it's the opposit to the same locker rooms.  Once I came in from the main entracne, preoccupied with some thoughts, oped the door to my right.  Several men were lining up by the scale close to the door chatting and weighing themselves.  All wearing swim trunks, underware or a towel wrapped around the waist.  Everyone froze for a second, then one guy said "hi".  I blurted out "sorry!", turned around and flee.  As the door was closing, laughter erupted. 
2009-07-30 7:25 AM
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dbrawders - 2009-07-29 10:05 PM i probably would've said something cheesy like .. .How YOU DOOOOIN?? in my best Joey voice..


Or you could have fallen down the the floor and yelled "Medic!".
2009-07-30 7:31 AM
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I'm glad I haven't made that mistake.  At my pool the doors are right next to each other.  The handles are less then a foot apart.

After a hard day in the pool it would be an easy mistake to do.
2009-07-30 7:56 AM
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That sounds like something from an adult movie.  You expect to hear the "Bow chicka-wow-wow" music start in the background.

I was in the ATL airport washing my hands when some woman walked all the way into the bathroom looking at her blackberry.  A guy said "Hello?" she looked at him and said "oh excuse me..." and then turned white and ran out...  All the guys had a good chuckle at that.
2009-07-30 8:06 AM
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I kept getting really weird looks everytime I used the bidet at my office and gym.  It was really really weird......then finally, some guy told me it was a urinal......... 

That saved me from asking the burning question I had about the bidets....how do you do this without getting your back wet?

Oh well......

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2009-07-30 11:36 AM
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dbrawders - 2009-07-29 10:05 PM i probably would've said something cheesy like .. .How YOU DOOOOIN?? in my best Joey voice..


Or you could have fallen down the the floor and yelled "Medic!".


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2009-07-30 12:44 PM
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Hilarious. I've come close to doing this, but I've never made it to the shower. Ha!
2009-07-30 1:38 PM
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We don't have that many women that ride at our local velodrome, so the women's changerooms are never that busy. There is volleyball in the centre, but the players don't seem to use the changeroom. Now in the summertime, the changeroom is even less busy as most are just riding outside.

Last week, I'm in the changeroom, changing. No top on. Male volleyball attendant walks in, and picks up a step ladder. I guess he thought there was no one in there, but he could have called out or something before just sauntering in. He spots me, mumbles some apology and then runs out (with the ladder though ) I was thinking it would be the last time that he just walks in, but I'm not so sure.



2009-07-30 1:43 PM
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I once went into a bathroom at the bowling alley and it didn't have any urinals. I thought to myself, this is very strange. After finishing, A light bulb went off. The only thing strange is a man in the womens bathroom. Lucky for me it was a dead night and not many people were there.

2009-07-30 1:43 PM
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jeng - 2009-07-30 11:38 AM

We don't have that many women that ride at our local velodrome, so the women's changerooms are never that busy. There is volleyball in the centre, but the players don't seem to use the changeroom. Now in the summertime, the changeroom is even less busy as most are just riding outside.

Last week, I'm in the changeroom, changing. No top on. Male volleyball attendant walks in, and picks up a step ladder. I guess he thought there was no one in there, but he could have called out or something before just sauntering in. He spots me, mumbles some apology and then runs out (with the ladder though ) I was thinking it would be the last time that he just walks in, but I'm not so sure.



Yeah, I think I'd be going for a ladder every 20 minutes or so.
2009-07-30 2:44 PM
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ahh the smiles! This reminds me of my old gym, the guys locker room was right around the corner from the showers for the pool and the womens was a bit farther down the wall, sooo many women would just turn the corner and walk right into the guys room. Usually to be greated by one of the older men just entering or exiting the sauna in a towel that does not really fit them or cover much.
2009-07-30 2:46 PM
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This is really interesting. Most of the public restrooms I've been to have signs that indicate the gender they're designed for. They usually say "Men" "Women", "Gentlemen" "Ladies", or they have a human figure--the man in pants and the woman in a dress. It's worked out pretty well from my experience

2009-07-30 3:18 PM
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In Tennessee we have a Sun for men and a moon for women. But in an outhouse it real doesn't matter.


2009-07-30 3:50 PM
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Hahahaha! I love it!

I recently went into the men's by accident at a rest stop in Quebec. The funny thing was that the signs were the pictograms - so there's language barrier isn't the reason that i missed it. I thought i went into the right one and i was struck by the strong urine smell. Just grossed me out.  I did my business and came out and it wasn't until i saw a guy go in there that I realized.  And I realized why the pee smell was so much stronger in there ...

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2009-07-30 3:56 PM
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Slidell4life - 2009-07-30 2:43 PM
jeng - 2009-07-30 11:38 AM

We don't have that many women that ride at our local velodrome, so the women's changerooms are never that busy. There is volleyball in the centre, but the players don't seem to use the changeroom. Now in the summertime, the changeroom is even less busy as most are just riding outside.

Last week, I'm in the changeroom, changing. No top on. Male volleyball attendant walks in, and picks up a step ladder. I guess he thought there was no one in there, but he could have called out or something before just sauntering in. He spots me, mumbles some apology and then runs out (with the ladder though ) I was thinking it would be the last time that he just walks in, but I'm not so sure.



Yeah, I think I'd be going for a ladder every 20 minutes or so.


Step ladder, a trash-can, a mop, a piece of fuzz, got lost, I could think of so many reasons to "accidentally" do that. 

Jen, next time, you should have your pepper-spray out and ready.  Make him pay for that!!!
2009-07-30 4:00 PM
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juniperjen - 2009-07-30 1:50 PM Hahahaha! I love it!

I recently went into the men's by accident at a rest stop in Quebec. The funny thing was that the signs were the pictograms - so there's language barrier isn't the reason that i missed it. I thought i went into the right one and i was struck by the strong urine smell. Just grossed me out.  I did my business and came out and it wasn't until i saw a guy go in there that I realized.  And I realized why the pee smell was so much stronger in there ...


Yeah, that's what the men's room smells like everywhere. It kind of sucks all the time.
2009-07-30 4:32 PM
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GomesBolt - 2009-07-30 1:56 PM
Slidell4life - 2009-07-30 2:43 PM
jeng - 2009-07-30 11:38 AM

We don't have that many women that ride at our local velodrome, so the women's changerooms are never that busy. There is volleyball in the centre, but the players don't seem to use the changeroom. Now in the summertime, the changeroom is even less busy as most are just riding outside.

Last week, I'm in the changeroom, changing. No top on. Male volleyball attendant walks in, and picks up a step ladder. I guess he thought there was no one in there, but he could have called out or something before just sauntering in. He spots me, mumbles some apology and then runs out (with the ladder though ) I was thinking it would be the last time that he just walks in, but I'm not so sure.



Yeah, I think I'd be going for a ladder every 20 minutes or so.


Step ladder, a trash-can, a mop, a piece of fuzz, got lost, I could think of so many reasons to "accidentally" do that. 

Jen, next time, you should have your pepper-spray out and ready.  Make him pay for that!!!

Poor guy. I think he was more embarrassed that me.

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