I hate when...

She's just jealous; she wishes she were as hot as you, so she has to find something to pick at.

Taxes. Yuck. After I finished my accounting degree I swore I'd not get into tax accounting. 

I'm sure we've all had those nasty people who put up a front when in the presence of other people...ugh! But then again - who knows whether she's done the same thing to other people - they just may seem like it doesn't bother them. There are 2 people I can think of off the top of my head that I would be OK to never have to deal with them...unfortunately one is the mother to my step-daughter... But then again - if there were no bi-atches in this world, I wouldn't have anything to complain about! And I'm really good at complaining :-D

And I think pretty much anyone in their right mind likes money - and you aren't doing it for you - your doing it for others...which is almost the opposite of being "money hungry"

And about the "fat thighs" - just because she may be a stick, doesn't make her healthy...and if she isn't a stick...it was good of you not to tell her something along the lines of "leave me alone, fatty"

I saw this ad in the past year or 2 - I liked :-)

I laughed HARD at that. Excellent response!

I just started a new job and am already having this issue with someone there that everyone seems to like.  Of course, they are not working side by side with him and seeing all the mistakes he keeps making, how lazy he is and how he is trying to be my boss, even though he isn't.  To make matters worse, he keeps pointing the finger at me every time one of his mistakes is caught by the real boss.  

I hope I don't have to take him out back and kick him in the junk.  I like my job.  

Well, she isn't a friend, so I would remove that vocab in reference to her.  If she has to stay in your circle due to work, that is one thing.   But I would remove myself as much as possible from her.    She may be in your acquaintence circle, but not your circle of trust.   heck - maybe everyone only pretends to like her too!

I hate passive aggressiveness.    And the cycle it creates.    I just had to sit in a meeting to hear about how some people complained about the two new people in my department for doing things that they have no idea might have not been right.   There was a big office switcheroo going on and furniture, phones, people, stuff, were moving back and forth - it was stressful for everyone, but I looked at it like a group problem solving issue.  Today I hear that my department was "very demanding", alont the lines of  someone took a phone that was not slated for them, etc.  Instead of saying, "dude - that phone is for X, not you" they wait three days to complain and have a manager level meeting about it.     Way to show the new people what a great place this is to work!  

So, as part of the cycle, I come home and post it on a tri forumn.....     now I am passive aggressive.   

ETA:   I am sure your thighs are just fine and your are not a b:::tch in anyway.  And by the by, I still need to get my 2012 taxes done.    I wish you lived in Northern Nevada.

Post pics, and we'll decide whether you do/don't have fat thighs (and there are way more of us)!   

Like others have said, just limit your time around negative people. 

Oh I was thinking the same

Hidden camera record some of her private remarks, then accidentally edit them into the slide show for the company meeting...

Or just always refer to her as "The Biatch"..

Two can play at the same game. The more mean she is to you, the better you treat her (in public), or at least treat her as you would a normal co-worker. This will accomplish two things: (1) you will not be viewed as the "biatch", and (2) it will confuse her and even make her mad that her jaunts are not getting at you.

People like that like the reaction they get. If you don't react, they think they are insignificant to you and that just kills them. So kill her with kindness. She will hate it, hate it, hate it. You could ruin her day. And if that happens; WINNER!

MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHA (insert evil laugh effects, while stroking a cat)

March, 2012.  Please ignore all the spots on the mirror.  I lay it on the floor to let my cats play on it;  it entertains them for hours. 

X2!If her annoyance resulted in you posting this pic here, then I need to thank her.

She's definitely jealous, blind, and a horrible judge of beauty.

X∞

March 2012? That's too old...to be fair we need a more recent pic (or 20)...

Grrrr, nice gams!!!

Give me her number, I'll tell her to shut the he!! up

First, GREAT Legs!!!

Second, document the time and date she says inappropriate or harassing things to you.  In the event it doesn't stop or it gets worse take the list to HR and they will correct the issue for you.  It is your legal right to not be harassed at your work place!

My last job I had a similar situation, this guy and I just didn't like each other and it was starting to affect our work!  I went into his office one day and said "you don't like me and I don't like you but we still need to work together in a professional manner" he agreed and from that point on things were really good between us.

Good luck

Wait a second!!!!!!

Is this whole thing a made up story that allows you to post pics of your legs on this website, knowing full well that once you do that you will have all men on BT drooling, while getting a few PMs asking you out on a date?

Is this a new dating scheme?