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2012-10-09 1:35 PM

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Subject: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.

I got to thinking about some things that some people (not ME of course) can't seem to do but should.

Another thread made me remember, my wife (and other ex GF's) had an almost impossible time alligning an air hose to a tire valve to inflate them.  They end up spending 5 mintutes and letting half of the air that still in the tire out before I take over.  Even when I try to instruct them...



2012-10-09 1:36 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Some might say swimming or riding a bike...
2012-10-09 1:43 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.

7th grade, math class, cheerleaders wearing their uniforms.

 

 

2012-10-09 1:49 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Apparently driving without straddling the lane and using one's turn signal. 
2012-10-09 2:15 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Those self-checkout lines at the grocery store or the Home Depot just seem to baffle people. It’s almost worth avoiding them altogether and getting in one of the regular lines, because there’s an 85% chance that the person in front of you at the self-checkout is going to get completely flummoxed and have to summon assistance and you’ll end up waiting longer.
2012-10-09 2:17 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Speaking coherently at mile-high altitude.



2012-10-09 2:21 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Kido - 2012-10-09 1:35 PM

I got to thinking about some things that some people (not ME of course) can't seem to do but should.

Another thread made me remember, my wife (and other ex GF's) had an almost impossible time alligning an air hose to a tire valve to inflate them.  They end up spending 5 mintutes and letting half of the air that still in the tire out before I take over.  Even when I try to instruct them...

 

This is hard for me, too! 

2012-10-09 2:23 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Tying a balloon after inflating it.  Can't seem to get that one
2012-10-09 2:27 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Goosedog - 2012-10-09 12:43 PM

7th grade, math class, cheerleaders wearing their uniforms.

 

 

Walking out of class with a Pee-Chee folder in front of you.

2012-10-09 2:29 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)
2012-10-09 2:31 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.

Walking down the stairs at night to get a baby bottle without cutting your toes off...

Sorry Lost Sheep...



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2012-10-09 2:33 PM
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mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM

not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)
anywhere (men)
2012-10-09 2:35 PM
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mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

I wondered why there was pee on the seat after that old lady walked out of the unisex restroom.  I thought she may have been a cross-dresser or something.

This is a daily issue for guys to deal with (pee on the seat).

2012-10-09 2:36 PM
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Getting a direct answer from the Costco Optical Department as to where in the United States are the contacts I ordered 2 weeks ago...still waiting on hold...
2012-10-09 2:36 PM
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mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

x1.0*10^6

Thank you!!!!!

Sit your little fanny down ladies!!!!

2012-10-09 2:55 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
In car GPS unit, merging on the freeway and yard sprinkler timer do-hickies.


2012-10-09 2:58 PM
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trinnas - 2012-10-09 1:36 PM

mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

x1.0*10^6

Thank you!!!!!

Sit your little fanny down ladies!!!!

I don't get it... if you are hovering, then why is the seat down?

So you decide to hover, and you can't lift the seat? What am I missing?

2012-10-09 3:02 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
powerman - 2012-10-09 3:58 PM
trinnas - 2012-10-09 1:36 PM

mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

x1.0*10^6

Thank you!!!!!

Sit your little fanny down ladies!!!!

I don't get it... if you are hovering, then why is the seat down?

So you decide to hover, and you can't lift the seat? What am I missing?

some women think the seat is too dirty to sit on.

so they hover.

and then pee all over the seat.

if they would just SIT DOWN we'd be a-OK.  i don't know why they do it or why they don't lift up the seat to do it.  women don't lift up the seat.  we just don't, i guess.

2012-10-09 3:04 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
trinnas - 2012-10-09 2:36 PM

mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

x1.0*10^6

Thank you!!!!!

Sit your little fanny down ladies!!!!

I'm a guy, so take this observation for what it is worth...

If you're going to hover, why does the seat need to be down? 

2012-10-09 3:08 PM
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McFuzz - 2012-10-09 1:04 PM
trinnas - 2012-10-09 2:36 PM

mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

x1.0*10^6

Thank you!!!!!

Sit your little fanny down ladies!!!!

I'm a guy, so take this observation for what it is worth...

If you're going to hover, why does the seat need to be down? 

Because the whole mentality of hovering includes any contact with the toilet seat, including using ones hand to lift it.



Edited by briderdt 2012-10-09 3:09 PM
2012-10-09 3:09 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Jumping to a near-certain death from miles above the Earth:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/us/skydiver-record-attempt/index.html...


2012-10-09 3:23 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
briderdt - 2012-10-09 2:08 PM
McFuzz - 2012-10-09 1:04 PM
trinnas - 2012-10-09 2:36 PM

mehaner - 2012-10-09 3:29 PM not peeing on the seat in a public restroom because you insist on hovering (ladies)

x1.0*10^6

Thank you!!!!!

Sit your little fanny down ladies!!!!

I'm a guy, so take this observation for what it is worth...

If you're going to hover, why does the seat need to be down? 

Because the whole mentality of hovering includes any contact with the toilet seat, including using ones hand to lift it.

Oooorrrr... you could just grab some tissue and lift the seat, and leave it clean for those that choose to use it.

I am actually baffled now... I mean, women, since the age of toilet seats, have been yelling at men to lift them... but somehow, that escapes them when it comes to public seats and hovering.

2012-10-09 3:33 PM
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scoobysdad - 2012-10-09 1:17 PM Speaking coherently at mile-high altitude.

Now that's funny right there.

 

2012-10-09 3:47 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Understanding why some women insist on not touching the toilet seat.
2012-10-09 3:57 PM
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Subject: RE: Things that are hard, but shouldn't be.
Clipping the nails on my right hand.  My left hand is dyslexic using clippers...
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