Your ideal unhealthy but oh-so-good-meal

impossible to answer.  Just too many good things out there.

I'm just a pizza nut, so that's always on top.  To get more creative, maybe a Monte Cristo sandwich, pasta carbonarra?

that's the very first thing that came to mind!!

Chicken-fried steak and eggs smothered in sausage gravy with biscuits and gravy.

Fat dipped in fat fried in fat covered in fat with a side of more fat fried in fat covered with fat served with baked fat covered with fat.

What's not to love???

Aside from the biscuits that is my go to meal the rare times we go out to breakfast. Oh so tasty!

Southern style buttermilk fried chicken served with a big ole helping of mashed red-skin potatoes with bleu cheese & garlic and a slice of strawberry cheesecake for dessert.

Phew. 'Cause if you'd a said "Spinach" I would've had to slap you.

Read that as "will cost you a thousand calories" and wondered where you lived that you have found a pitcher of beer with negative calories and how it tasted.

I can't narrow it down...But ribs and/or wings, macaroni & cheese and beer would be right up there.  I'll also jump on the country fried steak with biscuits band wagon.  

You quoted me incorrectly. I said thousands of calorories, and by cost I meant making up for the calories inhaled by  burning them off later.  But thanks for pointing out others' mistakes in an informal chatroom.  Hope it made you feel better.

Ohhhhh I forgot the fries....mmmm

I said "read that as..." meaning "I read it as"  I went back after reading it the first time and realized you wrote "thousands"  I had no intention of pointing out anyone's mistake but my own and acknowledging it sounds like a lot of calories...Sorry you took my response as a correction I certainly had no intention of ruffling any feathers. 

Uhm, hate to nitpick but.... you left off the double side order of thick cut bacon. 

Chicken and Waffles is always a go.

But the absolute best would be an 6oz. ribeye with, lettuce, tomato, pickles, jalapenos, and cheese topped with a bacon and a fried egg, in between two toasted pieces of Texas toast with A-1 sauce on them and a side of Cajun fries and jalapeno mac and cheese.

Not that I thought about this or anything.

Bless it, I want to try one of those.  Philly, right?  I saw it on Food TV or travel channel or something.  I would have to try both "originals" to make sure.  Maybe a couple times to verify my findings.

Not really much into sweets or fatty foods--maybe the heat has something to do with that-- but I'd go for anything with fries. Good ones, not the limp fast-food kind. Chili and ketchup to mix for dipping. Good stuff to go with them would be a grilled salmon burger with wasabi mayo, or a big omelette with avocado, olives, and tons of salsa.

Just before my HIM last year, my mom and I ate at this great place in (I think) Snohomish, Washington. They had a variety of burgers, and they came with all the fries you could eat. Nom, nom, nom.....