Subject: RE: TANgents welcome (#36)That SO reminds me of an odd story from last weekend at the pool. Some drunk old Mo Fo stole my absolute favorite flip flops and I didn't know it. But he was so drunk, he came back around our cabana and he started to brag to one of the girls in our group that he stole them! Anyway, she told us, so we confronted the guy and said, "hey, those were our flip flops". He then proceeds to ask us what they look like to prove that they were ours! I started to get so pissed. So I yell back, "what does it effing matter, cuz they are not YOURS no matter what!" So he starts to walk us back to his area and COMPLETEY wipes out. Feet flew out from under him and he lands square on his back (maybe he should have had on some flip flops! *snerk*). I started laughing SO hard at his punk arse..... (Normally I may not, but Karma got him good). So we get there and he shoves the flip flops at us and proceeds to curse us out, he turns around dramatically to make a grand exit and wipes out again! OMG, it was so funny..... |