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 2006-08-12 8:26 AM in reply to: #509275 |
Champion  5183    Wisconsin |  Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Cardthis is funny. Sheila is my hero for having Kim as her hero. The fact that men need to come up with things that make them men is funny. (and you wonder why I like women! |
| 2006-08-12 8:40 AM in reply to: #509548 |
Champion 11641  Fairport, NY | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card possum - 2006-08-12 9:26 AM
Nice generalization.
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| 2006-08-12 8:43 AM in reply to: #509548 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card possum - 2006-08-12 7:26 AM (and you wonder why I like women! .....and why most men like women too |
| 2006-08-12 8:56 AM in reply to: #509275 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card spokes - 2006-08-11 4:16 PM I just realized something. BBQing well - that's a uniquely GUY skill. what??? women can't bbq well???? get you arse over here for some salom, short ribs, and some grilled corn on the cob and i'll show ya what for! |
| 2006-08-12 8:57 AM in reply to: #509530 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card i bet ella could do that though. she's great at peeing standing up...and she has a short name that's easy to writse in cursive  |
| 2006-08-12 8:58 AM in reply to: #509287 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card queen of the snot rocket. my mom can do it too. |
| 2006-08-12 9:04 AM in reply to: #509275 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card here are a few: + having a y chromosome + having a penis + having a testicle + having another testicle here are a few that aren't specific too all men, or exclusive of women, but in general... + talking about engines - not saying women aren't interested, but most of us aren't (am i wrong, here??). + getting stuff down from high places - i'm 5'7", bill is 6'4". i need a step stool, he does not. + openning jars - i can usually get them open (see my big guns, eh? hee hee), but if i can't, i use that little rubber grippy thing...or whack it hard against the counter, or both. sometimes, i let bill do it, because its a manly thing to help open a jar. + being a good father - a real man is an involved, supportive, loving dad. ps. hee hee. i thought for sure penis would get *****. Edited by autumn 2006-08-12 9:05 AM |
| 2006-08-12 9:42 AM in reply to: #509561 |
Elite 2777 In my bunk with new shoes and purple sweats. | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card autumn - 2006-08-12 10:04 AM ps. hee hee. i thought for sure penis would get *****. We do not yank penis here OK I apologize Lord. If I do it again may I be sent to live with the starving pigmies in New Guinea. Marmanator, I couldn't help myself. It's a man thing. Oh geez. |
| 2006-08-12 9:55 AM in reply to: #509592 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card LOL |
| 2006-08-12 10:02 AM in reply to: #509275 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card When going anywhere, I'm in the drivers seat. Except coming home from the bar. Than the wife drives. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDeetr0M2eU Man Laws. Edited by BellinghamSpence 2006-08-12 10:03 AM |
| 2006-08-12 10:04 AM in reply to: #509592 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card gullahcracker - 2006-08-12 8:42 AM autumn - 2006-08-12 10:04 AM ps. hee hee. i thought for sure penis would get *****. We do not yank penis here OK I apologize Lord. If I do it again may I be sent to live with the starving pigmies in New Guinea. Marmanator, I couldn't help myself. It's a man thing. Oh geez. as he says while doing his best Larry the Cable Guy impersination. Autumn, Thanks for adding that second testicle to your list. Although some men must ask the wife to give those back every now and then. Edited by tupuppy 2006-08-12 10:07 AM |
| 2006-08-12 10:20 AM in reply to: #509609 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card my husband does all the driving. |
| 2006-08-12 12:13 PM in reply to: #509275 |
Elite 2777 In my bunk with new shoes and purple sweats. | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card Being able to instantly become deaf only to miraculously regain your hearing as soon as the wife shuts her yap. oh am i gonna get beatup for this one. |
| 2006-08-12 1:05 PM in reply to: #509422 |
Expert 893 Livermore, Ca | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card 1 Foot The Other - 2006-08-11 8:58 PM We have several counties in North Carolina that require the use of single shot rifles no larger than .22 cal. Are you sure it isn't smaller that .22 cal? No one should be using a 22 for deer hunting, maybe a sharpshooter but still a responsible hunter wouldn't use a 22. |
| 2006-08-12 4:50 PM in reply to: #509275 |
Elite 2451 West Chicago, IL | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card Yes, I'm sure. No larger than a .22 ... and the folks that hunt there are apparently pretty good shots because I never run short of venison. One story that I heard was the there were so many idiots shooting at running deer and leaving really cruelly injured animals in the woods that they wanted the hunters to be sure they had a good shot before taking it. Of course, in that situation it's hunting season and the testosterone gets high ... the guys like to whip out their ... WHAT? ... I was going to say Man Cards ... to prove who is the best shot. |
| 2006-08-13 5:44 PM in reply to: #509275 |
Elite 3972 Reno | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card Shapen knives. In my husband's country, this is a big man job. Men who fail at it or to do it are considered wimps. Our knives are always super sharp. KimJ is everyone's hero. |
| 2006-08-13 6:38 PM in reply to: #509275 |
Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card Aw crap! I had to hand in my "man card" when I got married. Now I make the bed, do the cooking, set the table, wait up for the wife to come home from work, serve dinner and wash the dishes. PS. I hate barbequeing! There is something disgusting about charred meat festooned with bugs and carbon that turns me off! |
| 2006-08-13 7:00 PM in reply to: #510267 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back Gold member | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card Machiavelo - 2006-08-13 6:38 PM Aw crap! I had to hand in my "man card" when I got married. Now I make the bed, do the cooking, set the table, wait up for the wife to come home from work, serve dinner and wash the dishes. PS. I hate barbequeing! There is something disgusting about charred meat festooned with bugs and carbon that turns me off! Bugs? Note to self: stay away from Canadian BBQ. |
| 2006-08-13 7:49 PM in reply to: #509275 |
Elite 2451 West Chicago, IL | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card I'm with the Bear ... if your BBQing incorporates bugs, I don't think you should be allowed to keep your man card. |
 2006-08-13 9:50 PM in reply to: #510280 |
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| 2006-08-13 11:01 PM in reply to: #509275 |
| Veteran 238 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card I bow hunt, butcher my game, and make the most awesome bbq with it. Teach my neice and nephew how to spit. I like to work outdoors buld stuff with my hands when I can. I like to earn my dirty sweat. |
| 2006-08-14 7:32 AM in reply to: #509275 |
| Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card I don't hunt because they don't let me legally hunt what I want to. Here's one: considering Gullah's post about women and wiping, how about a lack of concern about what gets on one's hands? |
| 2006-08-14 10:21 AM in reply to: #509275 |
| Veteran 238 | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card How about when golfing, always grab your driver without thinking. What's a lay-up shot?? |
| 2006-08-14 12:04 PM in reply to: #509338 |
| Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card McFuzz - 2006-08-11 4:12 PM kimj81 - 2006-08-11 4:48 PM Here in the crowded Eastern half of the US, a shotgun with deer slugs is much preferred to a rifle. Rifle. Shotguns aren't generally used for deer. You're right. I should have stipulated "in Montana". Places where it's easier to get close to deer or where regulations mandate it, people hunt for deer with shotguns.... |
| 2006-08-14 12:49 PM in reply to: #509275 |
| Elite 2451 West Chicago, IL | Subject: RE: Guy Skills Required To Keep Your Man Card + talking about engines - not saying women aren't interested, but most of us aren't (am i wrong, here??). I'm a motorhead after a fashion. So is NCTriNewbie. But we're a minority ... we got off the v-twins to spin. Biker chicks squared. |
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