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Pro 4311   Texas | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds gearboy - 2008-06-11 12:02 PM Gaarryy - 2008-06-11 12:35 PM I've seen beers at the circus riding those little bikes and I always wondered how they train them.. Funny, all the beers I've ever seen at the circus just sat in the cup. When Gary's around the beers run in terror, though usually it's by foot and not on a mountain bike. |
| 2008-06-11 12:29 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
Member 37 Oldsmar, FL | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds thanks for the laughs and also the thought provoking thread --- come to think of it, I normally need to drop a duece about an hour after I'm done running ... at least I've had time to clean up and NOT be a sweaty mess on the john
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| Pro 4339 Husker Nation | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds TriAya - 2008-06-10 9:20 PM Dude. I thought my dog was Shiva, the Destroyer. (Actually, she is. There's no limit to what she can demolish ...) Google "runner's trots." Unfortunately, no one really knows why this happens. My dog's name is Shiba and she has left some destroyers in the past. OP - that was simply hilarious! |
| 2008-06-11 12:41 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
Extreme Veteran 562 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Best thread, best subject, excellent replies. Thanks for relieving the stress factor at work. My office mates are wondering what the hell am I laughing about! |
| 2008-06-11 1:03 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Extreme Veteran 469 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I always drop a deuce before I go for a run, but it doesn't matter in the mornings. About 2 miles in I'm either heading for the Port-o-potty or for the woods. Thinking to myself "good lord were did all this sh*t come from i just went." That's why I always carry a roll with me. |
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| Extreme Veteran 536 Wauwatosa, WI | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds TriAya - 2008-06-10 9:20 PM Dude. I thought my dog was Shiva, the Destroyer. (Actually, she is. There's no limit to what she can demolish ...) Google "runner's trots." Unfortunately, no one really knows why this happens. wait, is your dog brown?? If so, I'd worry.... a lot!! |
| 2008-06-11 2:37 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
Master 1748 Port Moody, BC | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Good Gawd! You people make me laugh! I have tears inmy eyes and my neck hurts from shaking my head. Beers, bears, brown dogs, construction sites, 7th Seals and the earth's rotation! (Potty-778321.jpg) Attachments ---------------- Potty-778321.jpg (15KB - 24 downloads) |
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Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds travisvb24 - 2008-06-11 1:01 PM TriAya - 2008-06-10 9:20 PM wait, is your dog brown?? If so, I'd worry.... a lot!!Dude. I thought my dog was Shiva, the Destroyer. (Actually, she is. There's no limit to what she can demolish ...) Google "runner's trots." Unfortunately, no one really knows why this happens. If my dog were really fat, she'd look like a giant dookie. She is brown and has striations that could mimic, well, um ... those lines/cracks in turds. I can't believe I just posted this. |
| 2008-06-11 2:49 PM in reply to: #1460382 |
| Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds TriAya - 2008-06-11 3:47 PM If my dog were really fat, she'd look like a giant dookie. She is brown and has striations that could mimic, well, um ... those lines/cracks in turds. I can't believe I just posted this. Yanti scrutinizes her poop. That is all... |
| 2008-06-11 2:54 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Extreme Veteran 422 New York, NY | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds HAHAHA hysterical. My co-workers have no idea what I'm chuckling about and that's a GOOD thing... |
| 2008-06-11 2:56 PM in reply to: #1460348 |
| Champion 8540 the colony texas | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds hazmaster - 2008-06-11 2:37 PM Good Gawd! You people make me laugh! I have tears inmy eyes and my neck hurts from shaking my head. Beers, bears, brown dogs, construction sites, 7th Seals and the earth's rotation! that is a great pic, and your title of hazmaster fits in well |
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| Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds wurkit_gurl - 2008-06-11 1:49 PM Yanti scrutinizes her poop. That is all... Do not! I scrutinize other people's poop. WHOOPS ... Edited by TriAya 2008-06-11 3:02 PM |
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| Elite 3913 far northern CA | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee my pants!!! I better head to the bathroom now!  |
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| Veteran 265 Grayson, Ga. | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds |
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| Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds |
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| Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds mrbbrad - 2008-06-11 4:26 PM Two pages on Code Brown in less than 24 hours, complete with pictures. Sweet!
omg that puppy is sooooooooo cute! |
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| Cycling Guru 15134 Fulton, MD | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds owl_girl - 2008-06-11 4:11 PM I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee my pants!!! I better head to the bathroom now! Unless you are wearing your wetsuit or your tri suit ... then you can just go in it and post how hardcore you were ...... |
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| New user 19 Chicago, California | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds |
| 2008-06-11 5:54 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Expert 750 Plano, TX | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I saw Jonny's initial post yesterday and nearly passed out from laughter. I come back from some training today and saw on the main page that someone added pictures and I turned white as a ghost before I clicked on the thread. You never know what you'll see or read here. This place is some serious entertainment. Chris |
| 2008-06-11 7:30 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Champion 5807 Henderson NV | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds
I think this might be his website after a morning run. |
http://drnatura.com/colon_cleanse_pictures/colon_cleanse_100.html| 2008-06-11 8:15 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds It definitely for me depends on what I consume. Had no problems until I tried sport drinks with maltodextrin and then ran hard..... after the jingle bell run I BARELY made it into the drug store's bathroom....I feel sorry for all the workers there as the subsequent explosion might have scared my dog and impressed my sons. now farting on the other hand happens at ALL workouts regardless of time and consumption....first I thought it was just swimming which I could explain by my stellar breathing technique but running? maybe I am trying to jet propel.... Edited by TriToy 2008-06-11 8:15 PM |
| 2008-06-11 8:56 PM in reply to: #1459625 |
| Pro 3932 Irvine, California | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds LaurenSU02 - 2008-06-11 9:11 AM wgraves7582 - 2008-06-11 11:58 AM One of these days I will get smart and carry some tp with me at night also, or just skip night runs (literally) all together! Seriously, do it. Life is so much easier when all you have to do is hop into the woods for a minute and then continue on your way. Just be sure that when you hop into said woods, you don't squat down in a patch of poison ivy and get a rash up your azz crack. Not that *I* would know anything about that... Edited by Tripolar 2008-06-11 8:57 PM |
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