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 2008-06-12 11:26 AM in reply to: #1458954 |
Royal(PITA)  14270     West Chester, Ohio |  Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of WorldsGaarryy - 2008-06-11 7:41 AM Dude, that is funnier than the OP which was already a good one!its very simple actually.. since the earth is rotating you body is basically like a giant blender.. while running you are adding an up and down motion to the blending with allows the adhesions that have adhered to the colon to become free..( free I say!!) and they make a run for it.. now those little poopie heads have been there for a whlie so the stank factor is much higher. fortunately there is a simple solution.
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 2008-06-12 11:29 AM in reply to: #1458407 |
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| 2008-06-12 8:12 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Royal(PITA) 14270 West Chester, Ohio | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I thought this thread was funny earlier today. I'm about crying from laughing so much now! |
| 2008-06-13 7:36 AM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Expert 1013 White House, TN | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds If only we could get smell-o-vision to work.  |
| 2008-06-13 8:13 AM in reply to: #1458407 |
Expert 944 Waller County, TX | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Is there any other sport where its participants discuss bodily functions with such candor and insight? Hmmm... |
| 2008-06-13 12:53 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Extreme Veteran 451 Lake Effect Snow Country | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Code Browns are a way of life for me. One particularly bad day, a snowy winter run, I managed to make it home, but was really clenching, if you know what I mean. Add to this that I had muddy/snowy running shows on and new carpet in our house. I had to take the shoes off, I had to. Moral of the story? Don't bend over during an impending code brown.. |
| 2008-06-13 1:20 PM in reply to: #1462561 |
| Extreme Veteran 430 Madison, WI | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Spokes - 2008-06-12 12:12 PM Thank goodness. I thought it was just me.Who *doesn't*? I'm always checking out mine. Especially when it smells really bad.
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| 2008-06-13 1:30 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Extreme Veteran 331 Corinth, Texas | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds LMAO!!! Holy $@!# Nothing gets me hemorrhaging my internals better than a cup of coffee, a clif bar and early morning nervousness before an event. Put those 3 together and I see stuff that I thought I ate last month. It always seems like there is some type of multiplying mass effect. I never think I ate that much. *note to self, only consume clif bars after workout* |
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| 2008-06-13 1:49 PM in reply to: #1465443 |
| Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds wgraves7582 - 2008-06-13 12:33 PM How do you carry TP in the summer heat with sweat and all that good stuff? Doesn't the stuff just melt away on you prior to needed usage? This is a serious question though! I take a baggie of wet wipes. 1. Better suited to the type of effluvia caused by runs. (hee hee hee) |
| 2008-06-13 1:57 PM in reply to: #1464437 |
| Regular 319 Ontario | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds jkron - 2008-06-13 9:13 AM Is there any other sport where its participants discuss bodily functions with such candor and insight? Hmmm... Only those sports in which it is acceptable to pee ones pants during the activity. |
| 2008-06-13 2:02 PM in reply to: #1465492 |
| Expert 1231 B'ham | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds TriAya - 2008-06-13 11:49 AM wgraves7582 - 2008-06-13 12:33 PM How do you carry TP in the summer heat with sweat and all that good stuff? Doesn't the stuff just melt away on you prior to needed usage? This is a serious question though! I take a baggie of wet wipes. 1. Better suited to the type of effluvia caused by runs. (hee hee hee) Praying item #3 is separate event from #'s 1 & 2 (both in your list and childishly speaking) |
| 2008-06-13 2:13 PM in reply to: #1459575 |
| Extreme Veteran 345 Westfield, In | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I think I just had a little tinkle reading some of these At least I now know I am not the only one with these issues. I have yelled at my wife after leaving a run "GO GO GO DRIVE FASTER" Edited by rwsads 2008-06-13 2:27 PM |
| 2008-06-13 3:50 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Veteran 238 Lewisville, nc | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds not that I haven't enjoyed reading everyone's post (because I have), but did anyone answer the original question as to what causes this? Exactly what does cause your insides to dislodge? I did read the earths rotation post back on page #1 by the way. |
| 2008-06-14 2:35 PM in reply to: #1465832 |
| Pro 4311 Texas | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds scoli121 - 2008-06-13 3:50 PM not that I haven't enjoyed reading everyone's post (because I have), but did anyone answer the original question as to what causes this? Exactly what does cause your insides to dislodge? I did read the earths rotation post back on page #1 by the way. Not at all, but the thread turned out better than I could have ever dreamed. I may have created the best poop thread in the history of the internet. |
| 2008-06-14 3:01 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Veteran 238 Lewisville, nc | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds indeed! no arguments there. |
| 2008-06-14 3:08 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Veteran 521 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I don't know the cause, My nutritionist gave me a number of possibilities, but by cutting out the maltodextrin and only using gu on a limited basis. I am doing better. I will have to try the blender theory though. Although, I can set a timer to 4 hours and almost on the dot....World destroyed. K~ |
| 2008-06-14 9:47 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Expert 810 Southeast | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Well, if you watch the cycling bears at the circus long enough, you'll notice that they have the same problem... |
| 2008-06-15 10:17 AM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Master 1324 Rochester, NY | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds I've had to pray more than once that the leaves weren't poison ivy. Thats all I'm gonna say on this subject...... |
| 2008-06-18 3:38 PM in reply to: #1465443 |
| Extreme Veteran 468 | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds wgraves7582 - 2008-06-13 2:33 PM How do you carry TP in the summer heat with sweat and all that good stuff? Doesn't the stuff just melt away on you prior to needed usage? This is a serious question though! ZIPLOC baggies. I remember 1 run where my draw string knotted and I couldn't get my tights down. I ended up having to run/walk home and cut the string. I have never sweated more than that 1 1/2 mile stretch. Luckily I made it home. |
| 2008-06-18 4:55 PM in reply to: #1458407 |
| Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Good lord, more than once has an endurance run turned into an LTHR test during the last mile or so while trying to make it home. Amazing how clenching the butt checks together make you have an amazing Kenyan form!!!! |
| 2008-06-18 5:42 PM in reply to: #1475371 |
| Expert 1231 B'ham | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds crowny2 - 2008-06-18 2:55 PM Amazing how clenching the butt checks together make you have an amazing Kenyan form!!!! Maybe that's their secret. Anyone check to see where they're off to after the finish line?
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| 2008-06-18 6:06 PM in reply to: #1467394 |
| Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Ridgelake - 2008-06-15 11:17 AM I've had to pray more than once that the leaves weren't poison ivy. The garbage bags I sometimes wear at the start of a chilly or rainy race are not absorbent. At all. Rather slippery actually. No fun, but better than PI |
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