Weirdness at the Gym (Page 2)
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2009-09-01 11:46 AM in reply to: #2382648 |
Extreme Veteran 614![]() ![]() | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymMy gym has the guy who racks plates on a bar on an olympic bench, then paces around the bench giving the bench and bar a mean stinkeye, presumably psyching himself up for his killer lift. All kinds of upper-body stretches, standing behind the bench slowly wrapping his gloved hands around the bar, laying on the bench with his eyes closed but holding the bar, but not actually lifting. All this while inhaling and exhaling very loudly, which I assume helps in the whole psych-up process. Understandable, though - those two 45lb plates do look pretty intimidating. In all the times I've seen him go through this ritual, I've never seen him actually lift the bar, and sometimes it's been an hour or more. |
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2009-09-01 11:47 AM in reply to: #2382670 |
Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymI'm not sure if this is a weirdness thread or pet peeve thread now. I hate people who slam/drop weights. Especially the machines and the slam the weights on every rep... Some guy, after struggling through only a couple lengths in the pool, proceeded to stop me in my workout and informed me that I was CHEATING by using paddels during my workout... Not at the gym, but once a recreational biker came up and scoffed at me for being in aero on my bike and said "it's not even windy out". I guess he thought that being in aero was just for windy conditions? I just wish people who don't have a clue, just keep their mouth shut... |
2009-09-01 11:52 AM in reply to: #2382691 |
Champion 5376![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymBatlou - 2009-09-01 12:45 PM There is some dude at my gym that does situps, pushups and dips on the bleachers in the sauna naked except for his shoes. Grunts and groans alot and appears to be in great pain. I don't even know why I go in that thing anyway, it seems there is frequently something strange going on in there but yet I keep going back. WTF, I guess that's for another thread or perhaps a therapist. Think about this for a second. If someone sees you go into the sauna with naked exercise boy, then hears a bunch of grunts and groans, they may believe he's getting all "George Michaels" on you. Sounds like you may want to reconsider going back. ... just saying. ;-) |
2009-09-01 11:54 AM in reply to: #2382482 |
Master 2477![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oceanside, California | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymThat is why I like 24 Hour (about the only reason)... When you show up at 4-4:30 am, only serious athletes are working out. |
2009-09-01 11:55 AM in reply to: #2382700 |
Master 2477![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oceanside, California | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymAikidoman - 2009-09-01 9:47 AM I just wish people who don't have a clue, just keep their mouth shut... Doesn't knowing what you don't know presuppose having some clue? |
2009-09-01 11:55 AM in reply to: #2382482 |
Elite 3491![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In The Peleton | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymPeave: The guy in the shower who doesn't appear to have a towel handy but does have a bible. Please stop asking my name. And leave your bible out of the shower room. |
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2009-09-01 11:59 AM in reply to: #2382482 |
Champion 5376![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymI have a long history with gyms. I'll share a fun experience from the 90's. I was at a World Gym in CT. We had leather strap that went around our waist, then we hooked it to a dumbell to add weight as we did dips. To put this on, you had to squat down and clip it. A nice looking young lady came up to a machine facing me. Long black hair and gorgeous blue eyes... I never hit on girls at the gym but her face was so pretty I definitely lost concentration while hooking things up. In the process, the clip to the leather strap (on my right thigh) caught up in my black gym baggies. I did my set and as I stood and pushed the leather strap back off my butt so it could fall, the weight pulled my pants straight to my ankles in a split second. I ended up dating her for a while. It was a great ice-breaker. |
2009-09-01 12:00 PM in reply to: #2382664 |
Veteran 141![]() ![]() Wolverine, Michigan | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymLeegoocrap - 2009-09-01 11:39 AM TriathletePT - 2009-09-01 12:32 PM Leegoocrap - 2009-09-01 11:56 AM From an ex bodybuilder / powerlifter, I can say the most annoying thing in the gym is. Guys doing bicep curls in the Squat rack. Used to kill me. How do you start at a high weight and quickly peel off weights if you are not at a squat rack? Start with 4 -10's on a side and peel off to just the bar. Our gym had 8 Squat racks and were probably only used for squats by half the people. Dead lifts, Overhead Press, Straight Bar Curls |
2009-09-01 12:00 PM in reply to: #2382667 |
Pro 4827![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plano, Texas | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the Gymmr2tony - 2009-09-01 11:39 AM Easy there, Speedo-boy! Mr2tony, how do you find the time to get your workout in with all of this waiting around? |
2009-09-01 12:01 PM in reply to: #2382720 |
Champion 5376![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the Gymeabeam - 2009-09-01 12:54 PM That is why I like 24 Hour (about the only reason)... When you show up at 4-4:30 am, only serious athletes are working out. YESSS! I installed Doom on the gym computer at Future Firm South in Austin, TX so they guy would let me play whatever music I wanted at 2-3am. ![]() |
2009-09-01 12:10 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Pro 4277![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Parker, CO | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the Gyma few years back I belonged to a gym where there was a leather sofa and TV in the mens locker room. I would go early morning and arrive usually a few minutes after the gym opened. most everyday as I enetered the locker room there was some guy maybe in his mid-50s that would be sitting on the sofa...nekid...drinking coffee...reading the paper. I would finish my workout and he was usually still stitting there. That's 60-90-minutes! Never did see him work out...ever! |
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2009-09-01 12:11 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Member 313![]() ![]() ![]() Ventura County, California | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymGreat thread! I guess I'm pretty lucky that my gym is somewhat low-key. Weirdness - There's a guy that swims pool lengths underwater. He actually swims under people who are swimming in lanes on the surface. Kinda weird when you see him go by underneath you. Nice guy though and he never gets in the way, I guess it beats having one more person crowding the lane at the surface. Pet Peeve - People monopolizing the one crunch machine! This is a resistance machine people, not a cardio machine! If you are doing multiple sets of like 50 reps, maybe you're not grasping the concept. |
2009-09-01 12:15 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Champion 7136![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Knoxville area | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the Gymanywhere but the squat rack. Not being a flame starter or anything like that, just a question I ask people that seem to be in love with curls. Why are you doing straight bar curls with *that* much weight that you need to strip 10lb plates off of it? Bodybuilding? If not... I hate to use the term "wasting" your time... but I can't think of anything else that fits. Again, just looking for reasoning. |
2009-09-01 12:19 PM in reply to: #2382784 |
Master 2372![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymTaylorB - 2009-09-01 12:11 PM Weirdness - There's a guy that swims pool lengths underwater. He actually swims under people who are swimming in lanes on the surface. Kinda weird when you see him go by underneath you. Nice guy though and he never gets in the way, I guess it beats having one more person crowding the lane at the surface. Now that is awesome. |
2009-09-01 12:21 PM in reply to: #2382796 |
Champion 5376![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymLeegoocrap - 2009-09-01 1:15 PM anywhere but the squat rack. Not being a flame starter or anything like that, just a question I ask people that seem to be in love with curls. Why are you doing straight bar curls with *that* much weight that you need to strip 10lb plates off of it? Bodybuilding? If not... I hate to use the term "wasting" your time... but I can't think of anything else that fits. Again, just looking for reasoning. I used to have certain exercises we had to do at the squat rack. IIRC we had straight bar curls but those were the only straight bars we had to use. I think that we did in fact do them in the squat rack because that area of they gym was easier to use a bar that large and not risk someone bumping into it. We also used the area for straight leg deadlifts, shrugs, and some other things. |
2009-09-01 12:21 PM in reply to: #2382796 |
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2009-09-01 12:28 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Regular 126![]() ![]() East San Francisco Bay Area | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymOk, maybe its the early morning, or the partial darkness at the pool. But I have a morbidly obese lady that comes out there with three things... A BIG towel, A really BIG Luffa and a razor. She walks laps and then presumably grooms herself in the pool. |
2009-09-01 12:28 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Master 1591![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() San Diego, CA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymMy favorite character at the gym is "backwards jogging shadow boxing guy." He usually places himself near women attempting to impress them with is serious skills. I have to do everything to avoid laughing and choking on my water. |
2009-09-01 12:30 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Extreme Veteran 357![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Huntington Beach, CA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymThere are always a few people in the gym with the biggest Jamba Juice available going 2 miles an hour on the treadmill. I think they would have been better off sitting at home watching TV w/o the Jamba Juice run. |
2009-09-01 12:30 PM in reply to: #2382840 |
Champion 5376![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the Gymspbdds - 2009-09-01 1:28 PM Ok, maybe its the early morning, or the partial darkness at the pool. But I have a morbidly obese lady that comes out there with three things... A BIG towel, A really BIG Luffa and a razor. She walks laps and then presumably grooms herself in the pool. WTF? I would throw a twinkie out the door and when she went for it, I would lock the door behind her. That is disgusting. |
2009-09-01 12:33 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Champion 7136![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Knoxville area | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymAnother favorite is "core" guy. (I know, I'm on dangerous ground here.) 500 sit-ups, some weighted sit ups, leg raises and side bends (w/ 50lb dumbell) Then, shoulder presses / curls on a bosu ball. Also, "no leg day" guy is another classic. Easily spotted by biceps / forearms bigger than his calves. Yes... your workout impresses somebody... I just don't know who. |
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2009-09-01 12:48 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Extreme Veteran 357![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Huntington Beach, CA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymWe also have "Pittsburgh Pirates" guy which is only remarkable because I live in So Cal. I'm 99.9% sure he is a Cali native as well. His workout are quite normal, but the talk about feeling abandoned by the team because they always trade away their stars (Jason Bay is mentioned alot) gets a little tedious. Not quite yoga breaths between sets, but I guess you do whatever works to get stuff off your chest to relax. |
2009-09-01 12:55 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Champion 11989![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymMaybe not weird, but...I went to a yoga class at my local LA Fitness. Figured it would be a good stretch before a swim workout. Wrong! This was a pretty intense workout with hand stands and such. The weird part was the way some women were dressed. Light colored tights two sizes too small that leave NOTHING to the imagination, doing all sorts of bendy poses right in front of me. Forget camel toe, this was whole damn foot. Do they not realize? Do they not care? It was odd for me; the girls were hot and sexy and all, but that's not why I was there. I was kinda conflicted. I tried to keep my eyes closed but had trouble following the instructor and had to look up to see the poses. |
2009-09-01 12:55 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Extreme Veteran 357![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Huntington Beach, CA | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymSorry one more. The pool gym. Some nights it's like that scene in Apocalypse Now when they pull into that crazy lit up bridge/base. Just utter madness. |
2009-09-01 12:57 PM in reply to: #2382482 |
Elite 2645![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Phoenix, AZ | Subject: RE: Weirdness at the GymI really love the blond ponytailed girls walking around in short shorts. They always seem to come in groups of 3 just for a yoga or body pump class. Sometimes I'm stuck on the strairmill or treadmill that faces the aerobics studio. I have no choice but to watch them stretch each other and assume poses for an hour. Ugh. |
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