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 2012-11-27 8:23 PM in reply to: #4512372 |
 Subject: RE: On the potty...Puppetmaster - 2012-11-27 5:48 PM Iowaman - 2012-11-27 4:36 PM lisac957 - 2012-11-27 4:01 PM I don't get why we would do anything but #1 or #2 on the potty... Maybe some of you can enlighten me in this thread: why are we sitting on the potty for so long? I've always wondered this. Maybe I am blessed with bowels that evacuate quickly on an as-needed basis, but some of my family members can sit for an hour+, just chilling. I mean, if you don't have to go right then, why are you sitting there with your pants down? Please help me understand. Thanks in advance You don't have kids do you? I you had kids you would understand a few minutes of privacy is priceless. And to answer the question:read triathlon magazines
Kids, yup piece and quite for a few minutes. I'm with Lisa on this. I don't get what takes so long either and I have kids. I have to lock the door if I don't want them to come in and then they just talk to me through the door. Better yet, they like to find whatever bathroom I'm getting ready in and do their business while they keep me company. Lovely. I get in, get out and flush as I go. |
| 2012-11-27 8:54 PM in reply to: #4512440 |
Champion  34263     Chicago | Subject: RE: On the potty... lisac957 - 2012-11-27 6:52 PM Iowaman - 2012-11-27 4:36 PM lisac957 - 2012-11-27 4:01 PM I don't get why we would do anything but #1 or #2 on the potty... Maybe some of you can enlighten me in this thread: why are we sitting on the potty for so long? I've always wondered this. Maybe I am blessed with bowels that evacuate quickly on an as-needed basis, but some of my family members can sit for an hour+, just chilling. I mean, if you don't have to go right then, why are you sitting there with your pants down? Please help me understand. Thanks in advance You don't have kids do you? I you had kids you would understand a few minutes of privacy is priceless. And to answer the question:read triathlon magazines Haha no, but if I do I can guarantee I won't be seeking peace and quiet in the bathroom - grosses me out to just be sitting half naked on the toilet unproductively. Does it not gross you out to be sitting fully clothed on the toilet unproductively? |
| 2012-11-27 8:57 PM in reply to: #4512203 |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: On the potty... Usually pet the cats. They know they have a captive audience and seem to be able to sense if I'm going to sit or stand. |
 2012-11-27 9:24 PM in reply to: #4512578 |
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| 2012-11-28 2:05 AM in reply to: #4512226 |
| Expert 925 Timmins, ON. Canada | Subject: RE: On the potty... Kido - 2012-11-26 5:03 PM My legs go numb if I sit more than 10-15 minutes. Can barely stand up. Been there....Pants down Face plant! |
| 2012-11-28 8:52 AM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Pro 9391 Omaha, NE | Subject: RE: On the potty... I usually play whatever current Android game that's got my attention or occasionally read the news headlines via my phone. Currently it's mostly angry birds star wars, I'm almost 3 stars on all levels, man I must go #2 a lot. |
| 2012-11-28 8:58 AM in reply to: #4512440 |
| Member 5452 NC | Subject: RE: On the potty... lisac957 - 2012-11-27 7:52 PM . . . be sitting half naked on the toilet unproductively. Who only gets half-naked on the toilet?
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| 2012-11-28 9:01 AM in reply to: #4512578 |
| Pro 9391 Omaha, NE | Subject: RE: On the potty... BrianRunsPhilly - 2012-11-27 8:57 PM Usually pet the cats. They know they have a captive audience and seem to be able to sense if I'm going to sit or stand. Not to mention, the cats can be used as a green alternative to toilet paper. |
| 2012-11-28 9:05 AM in reply to: #4512535 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: On the potty... trigal38 - 2012-11-27 9:23 PM Puppetmaster - 2012-11-27 5:48 PM Iowaman - 2012-11-27 4:36 PM lisac957 - 2012-11-27 4:01 PM I don't get why we would do anything but #1 or #2 on the potty... Maybe some of you can enlighten me in this thread: why are we sitting on the potty for so long? I've always wondered this. Maybe I am blessed with bowels that evacuate quickly on an as-needed basis, but some of my family members can sit for an hour+, just chilling. I mean, if you don't have to go right then, why are you sitting there with your pants down? Please help me understand. Thanks in advance You don't have kids do you? I you had kids you would understand a few minutes of privacy is priceless. And to answer the question:read triathlon magazines
Kids, yup piece and quite for a few minutes. I'm with Lisa on this. I don't get what takes so long either and I have kids. I have to lock the door if I don't want them to come in and then they just talk to me through the door. Better yet, they like to find whatever bathroom I'm getting ready in and do their business while they keep me company. Lovely. I get in, get out and flush as I go. Add to that a dog that barks at me constantly if the door is open. I really don't know what that's all about!! Yup in, out, and on my way! |
| 2012-11-28 9:16 AM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Elite 3277 Minnetonka | Subject: RE: On the potty... Try this, Take your pants all the way off and sit on the toilet backwards. The tank makes a nice little table to really get some work done.... |
| 2012-11-28 9:22 AM in reply to: #4512280 |
| Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: On the potty... jldicarlo - 2012-11-27 5:33 PM lisac957 - 2012-11-27 4:01 PM I don't get why we would do anything but #1 or #2 on the potty... Maybe some of you can enlighten me in this thread: why are we sitting on the potty for so long? I've always wondered this. Maybe I am blessed with bowels that evacuate quickly on an as-needed basis, but some of my family members can sit for an hour+, just chilling. I mean, if you don't have to go right then, why are you sitting there with your pants down? Please help me understand. Thanks in advance I'm with you...get in, get out...quit f'ing about! Though sometimes guys will rub one out
(see how I rhymed there??) Edited by mrbbrad 2012-11-28 9:22 AM |
| 2012-11-28 9:23 AM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Master 2327 North Alabama | Subject: RE: On the potty... In and out. Quickly. Get it done. As a side: for those that take a long time (especially if you're having issues) Seriously. If you need a speed session, it's worth trying. Much faster, more effecient, less work, and after a few times, less trips. Glad I could be of service. |
| 2012-11-28 9:29 AM in reply to: #4513115 |
| Member 5452 NC | Subject: RE: On the potty... LostSheep - 2012-11-28 10:23 AM -Find a stool 8-10" in height and store in the bathroom. That's nasty.
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| 2012-11-28 9:32 AM in reply to: #4513124 |
| Elite 3277 Minnetonka | Subject: RE: On the potty... Goosedog - 2012-11-28 9:29 AM LostSheep - 2012-11-28 10:23 AM -Find a stool 8-10" in height and store in the bathroom. That's nasty.
I see what you did there... |
| 2012-11-28 9:41 AM in reply to: #4513115 |
| Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: On the potty... LostSheep - 2012-11-28 10:23 AM In and out. Quickly. Get it done. As a side: for those that take a long time (especially if you're having issues) Seriously. If you need a speed session, it's worth trying. Much faster, more effecient, less work, and after a few times, less trips. Glad I could be of service. In that vein, I don't like using handicapped toilets; they are too high off the ground and don't allow for the proper pelvic angle. |
| 2012-11-28 9:42 AM in reply to: #4513056 |
Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: On the potty... Goosedog - 2012-11-28 8:58 AM lisac957 - 2012-11-27 7:52 PM . . . be sitting half naked on the toilet unproductively. Who only gets half-naked on the toilet?
OOohhh that made me laugh |
| 2012-11-28 10:04 AM in reply to: #4513067 |
| Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: On the potty... tuwood - 2012-11-28 10:01 AM BrianRunsPhilly - 2012-11-27 8:57 PM Usually pet the cats. They know they have a captive audience and seem to be able to sense if I'm going to sit or stand. Not to mention, the cats can be used as a green alternative to toilet paper. Yeah, but the claws are a b*tch. |
| 2012-11-28 10:07 AM in reply to: #4513067 |
| Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: On the potty... tuwood - 2012-11-28 10:01 AM BrianRunsPhilly - 2012-11-27 8:57 PM Usually pet the cats. They know they have a captive audience and seem to be able to sense if I'm going to sit or stand. Not to mention, the cats can be used as a green alternative to toilet paper. That reminds me of a joke about a bear and a rabbit |
| 2012-11-28 10:24 AM in reply to: #4513212 |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: On the potty... mrbbrad - 2012-11-28 10:07 AM tuwood - 2012-11-28 10:01 AM BrianRunsPhilly - 2012-11-27 8:57 PM Usually pet the cats. They know they have a captive audience and seem to be able to sense if I'm going to sit or stand. Not to mention, the cats can be used as a green alternative to toilet paper. That reminds me of a joke about a bear and a rabbit LOF that joke! |
| 2012-11-28 12:25 PM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Elite 2729 Puyallup, WA | Subject: RE: On the potty... I text, check on FB, play a game...I almost always bring my phone to the bathroom, even if its just #1. And being "blessed" with IBS, it isn't always immediate, but I know I need to go... I dunno why...I just do...I just do do... |
| 2012-11-29 3:51 PM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: On the potty... My 8yr old has taken to reading on the toilet for long periods. I think he’s figured out that he can sit there for as long as he wants without anyone bothering him, whereas, if he was sitting on the couch reading, someone might tell him to put down the book and feed his kittens or put his toys away or whatever. |
| 2012-11-29 3:57 PM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Pro 6191 | Subject: RE: On the potty... I was thinking about this thread today while on the potty. I bet you all of you that don't do anything but #2 have all of your intestines! I'm jealous! |
| 2012-11-29 3:58 PM in reply to: #4513537 |
| Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: On the potty... |
| 2012-11-29 4:08 PM in reply to: #4512203 |
| Expert 962 | Subject: RE: On the potty... Check the BT COJ forum.....hey guess what I'm doing right now. |
| 2012-11-29 4:17 PM in reply to: #4515373 |
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