TAN #64 - A Case of Temporary InTANity (Page 23)

Was the thought really THAT bad?

YOU ARE SCARING ME.

why are so many in the US scared of Iowans?

Of your shrinkage? Yes

I'm not an Iowan.  I'm a drifter.  Which is how I explain my IL driver's lic., the WI plates on my car, and the apartment in Iowa.

But the US fears Iowans because they know there has to be something wrong with anyone who stays here for any length of time.

awww carp

Oh, there's nothing halfway
About the Iowa way to treat you,
When we treat you
Which we may not do at all.
There's an Iowa kind of special
Chip-on-the-shoulder attitude.
We've never been without.
That we recall.
We can be cold
As our falling thermometers in December
If you ask about our weather in July.
And we're so by God stubborn
We could stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But what the heck, you're welcome,
Join us at the picnic.
You can eat your fill
Of all the food you bring yourself.
You really ought to give Iowa a try.
Provided you are contrary,
We can be cold
As our falling thermometer in December
If you ask about our weather in July.
And we're so by God stubborn
We can stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But we'll give you our shirt
And a back to go with it
If your crops should happen to die.


So, what the heck, you're welcome,
Glad to have you with us.
Even though we may not ever mention it again.


You really ought to give Iowa
Hawkeye Iowa
Dubuque, Des
Moines, Davenport, Marshalltown,
Mason City, Keokuk, Ames,
Clear Lake
Ought to give Iowa a try!

I understand fandom, but this is going to far:

PITTSBURGH MAYOR RAVENSTAHL IS NOW MAYOR STEELERSTAHL

Did they teach that to you in grade school?  Or does Iowa advertise outside the Midwest trying to bring tourism here?

this is hot.  the best part is that he didn't pay the fee for the name change.

Been a while since I've seen that, I should rent it. 

Post lunch-workout naptime?

I could use it.  That's for sure.

Hello.

My name is Dave.

I'm a TANaholic. 

I'm going through withdrawls.

I think I need help.

Come hang out with us.  That should help. 

Hi Dave.

Don't worry, the withdrawls only get worse.

Holy Crap!

The Worst Food of 2009
Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake
2,600 calories
135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)
263 g sugars
1,700 mg sodium

or

1. The Worst Food in America of 2009

Awwww... it's not the cheese fries from Outback? That one usually tops the list.

OMG heath bars! Lof them.

I just discovered on Facebook that my first boyfriend just got married to the girl he dated after me...they've been together since 2001.

wurkit should die now!!!!!! :D

3. Worst Starter of 2009