TAN #203: TANese New Year - Horsing Around (Page 26)

Where can I find "call"?

Daylight Savings is kicking my butt today.  Hour bike & hour run yesterday, plus staying up until nearly midnight, plus starting to wake up lots earlier than normal so that I can get in workouts makes for a very sleepy Chris.

quit whining!

60 degrees here today and sun will be up later, I love Daylight Saviongs Time!!!!!  (plus a 4 hour nap after church yesterday helps you adjust)

waking up and getting to work on time was rough, but i've been pretty steady energy ever since.  i love eating paleo, not gonna lie!

70 degrees out and sunset after 7 pm!  HELL YEAH!

I am tired too.  But, I am going for a really long slow jog in lieu of a pill.  I hope I crash and sleep through the night.  I drank coffee this morning even though it is part of the problem.  Does upping the metabolism for an hour or so burn up the caffein faster that sitting still?  I am hoping I burn the stuff out.

TW

Oh, definitely!   I didn't mean to sound like I was complaining about DST, I was just tired and whiny in general.  I loves me the DST!

By the way, congrats to the Shockers on being 34-0.  That's some crazy stuff!

I've experienced this, and I've also found that if I get a nap during the day - just a short one - that I actually sleep better that night.  It's like that whole "too tired to sleep" thing.

I need a volunteer. You must be willing to smack me before I make stupid decisions.

After deciding to let an ex boyfriend watch my dog over the weekend, he logged into my facebook account on my kindle, and proceeded to message virtually every male that I was in contact with before, during, and after we dated for ~4 months. He told them about how I'm a liar, a cheat, and I'm just using them for my physical needs. Aside from inappropriate, but not-serious, comments with one of them, I didn't really do any of the things I was accused of.

Yesterday was spent apologizing and doing damage control... and getting dozens of texts, fb messages, and then e-mails from the ex, calling me terrible names and generally degrading me.

So, whoever volunteers, gets to smack me when I do things like let the ex bf in my home or life for any reason. You also get to smack me when I date someone who displays crazy tendencies. 

So, takers?

Also, is this what being 28 and single is like for everyone? Or is it just my poor decision making skills

Not two hours.  It was long and easy with some walking.  Just trying to get comfortably tired and really relaxed.  

I ran in Piedmont Park.  It is always entertaining.  There were predictably lots of people out in the nice weather.  The most interesting were 1) a guy twirling batons, actually juggling three of them, 2) a guy drawing a portrait in pastels of another guy, and 3) a girl on a bike with a fully visible 38 police special strapped under her arm.

hahaha i will let lisa know...

Here's a long-range, electromagnetic dope slap for you.  What were you thinking? What was he thinking?  Hope your friends have a sense of humor about stupid things ex's will do.  

Shall we start thinking of fun ways to get even?  It will be fun and cleansing  to discuss even if they are not actually done. I should point out that early spring is when farmers usually clean out the barn.

TW

Sorry this happened. That was totally vile and inexcusable of him

Dating kind of sucks at any age its not you.  Everyone has baggage you just gotta find some that matches your

oh, hah... that wasn't directed at you, I should have done that better.  That was meant just as a general aside type comment.  I think I sometimes type with a stream-of-consciousness-like lack of coherency.

I'm pretty sure you aren't pregnant.

Thanks, I needed that!

I'm currently filling out an injunction against harassment, and will let him know that if he doesn't stop contacting me, I will submit it to the city court.

As for getting even... it's been about a week since I cleaned up the dog poo in the yard... 

WOW ELAINE!!! That is all kinds of cray. 

Chris to your bolded... I had a guy accuse me of this as well. I went on one date with him, and about a week later I updated my dating profile (keeping it fresh, right!). He messaged me, calling out all of my changes assuming they were personally about HIM. It was a super creepy, aggressive email, saying I was too picky and not even that hot. Maybe there was some truth to that

What you need is one of those air cannons that they use for pumpkin launching (a small one would do.  6" PVC pipe, end cap with a 1" quick open valve, some fittings, an air tank-55 gal should do, pre-pressured to 90% of tank rating), a couple of bags of fresh manure and a window with a small opening.  If none is provided, use a hammer or convenient rock. Load cannon.  Blast off.

TW

I'm pretty sure I have all of these parts readily available at work.