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 2013-01-25 4:42 PM in reply to: #4595028 |
Veteran  1019  St. Louis |  Subject: RE: Laughs and GigglesLaurenSU02 - 2013-01-25 4:09 PMI learned this one from a fellow BTer...Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. Sorry about the formatting -- for some reason my paragraph breaks aren't appearing. What does Snoop use to clean his white laundry...blea-otch. |
| 2013-01-25 10:06 PM in reply to: #4595051 |
Master 4452   | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles 1stTimeTri - 2013-01-25 2:30 PM What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil (fill). What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your bathroom? John *and the list goes on* What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen. |
| 2013-01-25 10:59 PM in reply to: #4595270 |
Veteran 213 Lake Monticello, Virginia | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles bcraht - 2013-01-25 10:06 PM 1stTimeTri - 2013-01-25 2:30 PM What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil (fill). What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your bathroom? John *and the list goes on* What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen. ....2 guys hanging out over the window?
Curt n' Rod |
| 2013-01-26 1:28 AM in reply to: #4594509 |
Champion 6931  Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles jmk-brooklyn - 2013-01-25 9:12 AM crowny2 - 2013-01-25 9:09 AM Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?" A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks "why the long face?"
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks, " why the long face? No more sex in the city? |
| 2013-01-26 5:45 AM in reply to: #4595270 |
Master 2380 Beijing | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles bcraht - 2013-01-24 11:06 PM 1stTimeTri - 2013-01-25 2:30 PM What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil (fill). What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your bathroom? John *and the list goes on* What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen. Unless she's Chinese. Then she's Irene.
Man with no arms and no legs that plays 16 instruments? Stump the Band.
... in the mailbox? Bill
What's brown and sits on the piano bench?
Beethoven's last movement.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. |
| 2013-01-26 7:08 AM in reply to: #4595371 |
Veteran 284 | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles A girl said she thought she remembered me from the Vegetarian Club, but I never met herbivore. |
| 2013-01-26 7:18 AM in reply to: #4594221 |
Member 151 Camden, NC | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a grill? Frank On the wall? Art On a rope behind a boat? Skip |
| 2013-01-26 8:03 AM in reply to: #4594221 |
Expert 925 Timmins, ON. Canada | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles A dog limps into the saloon lifts his bandaged foot up onto the bar and says... 'I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw' |
| 2013-01-26 1:54 PM in reply to: #4595414 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles HercDriver - 2013-01-26 8:18 AM What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a grill? Frank On the wall? Art On a rope behind a boat? Skip In front of the door? Matt In the ocean? Bob |
| 2013-01-26 4:29 PM in reply to: #4595407 |
| Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles JC in Cinci - 2013-01-26 8:08 AM A girl said she thought she remembered me from the Vegetarian Club, but I never met herbivore. You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think |
| 2013-01-26 5:50 PM in reply to: #4594221 |
Master 1584 Fulton, MD | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles |
| 2013-01-26 6:48 PM in reply to: #4594573 |
Elite 4547 | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles peby - 2013-01-25 12:44 PM On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne ?"
Lots of good ones through 4 pages, but this one's my winner so far! Thanks for the laugh. |
| 2013-01-26 7:25 PM in reply to: #4594221 |
Expert 1194 | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles Man says to a high priced lawyer If I give you $500 will you answer 2 questions for me? Absolutely...whats the second question? |
| 2013-01-26 7:50 PM in reply to: #4594221 |
Veteran 566 Boise, ID | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles What no blonde jokes yet? Blonde goes shopping and eyes a metal cylindrical thing and asks clerk what it does. Clerk says it's a thermos....keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. She takes it to work, sets it on her desk and her blonde boss asks what is that? She says it's a thermos....keeps hot things etc....boss asks what 's inside? Blonde says a cup of coffe and a popcicle!! Why did the blonds climb over the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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| 2013-01-26 10:29 PM in reply to: #4594221 |
Master 3870 | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles Mushroom walks into a bar (yes, the one in all these jokes that doesn't seem to want to make money). Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here." Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungi." |
| 2013-01-27 11:14 AM in reply to: #4594221 |
| 29 | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles Got a great an loyal dog with no legs, we call him cigarette, just took him out for a drag. Homework for Mrs. Bronws class, each student getts assigned a letter, makes a word, then uses it in a sentence. Little Johnny's letter, "u" Word, urinate Sentence for Mrs. Brown, Urinate, and if you had bigger t>t's, you'd be a ten. Agree that the puppy joke is in the lead.
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| 2013-01-27 12:22 PM in reply to: #4594860 |
Expert 925 Timmins, ON. Canada | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles dewybuck - 2013-01-25 5:07 AM "Don't open that closet!" shouted my wife, "your Christmas present is in there." "Too late" I said pulling open the door, "you get me the crappiest presents, why would I want a half naked milkman!" this one is my favourite so far.....too funny! |
| 2013-01-27 7:20 PM in reply to: #4595758 |
Member 386 Yardville, NJ | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles trinnas - 2013-01-26 2:54 PM HercDriver - 2013-01-26 8:18 AM What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a grill? Frank On the wall? Art On a rope behind a boat? Skip In front of the door? Matt In the ocean? Bob
same guy in a pot of water? Stew On a stage? Mike |
| 2013-01-28 10:29 AM in reply to: #4594221 |
Extreme Veteran 612 England | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have . . . . . . . . a beer please" Barman says "Why the big pause?" |
| 2013-01-29 12:07 PM in reply to: #4595051 |
| 169 , Oregon | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles 1stTimeTri - 2013-01-25 3:30 PM \What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil (fill). What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your bathroom? John *and the list goes on* What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs water skiing? Skip What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging by a window? Kurt n' Rod |
| 2013-01-29 1:01 PM in reply to: #4594221 |
Elite 2729 Puyallup, WA | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles |
| 2013-01-29 4:04 PM in reply to: #4594221 |
Master 1441 North edge of nowhere | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want to, concrete floors are very hard to crack. |
| 2013-01-29 4:18 PM in reply to: #4600243 |
Expert 1194 | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles RBesecke - 2013-01-29 5:04 PM nice! STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want to, concrete floors are very hard to crack. I must say this thread has stayed clean a lot longer than I expected. |
| 2013-01-30 1:21 PM in reply to: #4600262 |
Master 1441 North edge of nowhere | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles skipg - 2013-01-29 3:18 PM I must say this thread has stayed clean a lot longer than I expected. And in honor of this comment, I will NOT post the next one I found, just to keep it clean a little longer. |
| 2013-01-30 1:32 PM in reply to: #4595066 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles kevin_trapp - 2013-01-25 4:42 PM LaurenSU02 - 2013-01-25 4:09 PMI learned this one from a fellow BTer... What does Snoop use to clean his white laundry...blea-otch. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. Sorry about the formatting -- for some reason my paragraph breaks aren't appearing. What did Snoop Dogg say when his house collapsed? Get off me Homes! What's Snoop Dogg's favorite tool? Da Chizzle! Edited by GomesBolt 2013-01-30 1:33 PM |
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