Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss (Page 3)

Was Cutting Edge a chick flick? I guess its been a while since I've seen it, what was the premise again?

"It aint cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving..." - Trading Places

Hocky player turned figure skater who falls in love with his partner......  Yeah, Chick Flick.

"pain is temporary, chicks dig scares and glory is forever" (replacements)

more of several lines but the few that stood out in the dialogue from Holy Grail:

I am not dead...
I am getting better...
I don't want to go on the cart...
I feel happy, I feel happy...
<whack>

Edited by bullyboy 2010-09-07 9:32 AM

Looks like you've been missing alot of work lately.
Well I wouldn't say I've been missing it...

'Son, you got a panty on yo' head.'

And also:

'Are these the ones that blow up into funny shapes?'
'Not unless round is funny.'

-Raising Arizona

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."  - Princess Bride

"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?" - just one of many from Animal House

"Excuse me while I whip this out." - about the cleanest, most PC line from Blazing Saddles

"Heed, pants, now!"

"Fetch the paper if ya can, haulin that gargantuan cranium about! I mean it, that boy's head is huge! It's like an orange on a toothpick."

Something has to be wrong with me.  I laugh so hard at this movie.  The scenes at Alcatraz kille me.

Not a line, but a scene in Sideways that is funny.  When Miles goes back into the house to get Jack's wallet.  As he crawls along the floor he looks into the bedroom and sees some Pizza Making.  
The look he gives is classic.  Reminds me of Don Knotts when he was startled. 

"Badges.......We Don't Need No Stinkin Badges"

"It's Twue, It's Twue"

Blazing Saddles

From "Swingers":
Mike: What the f*** are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?

Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.

Trent: Anaheim.

Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.

x2

an exerpt from Lampoons Christmas Vacation when Clark is unraveling/derailing in front of the sales-woman at the lingerie department....

" WHAT.... WHAT HAPPENED...."

im sure everyone knows all that happened before and after that part.  but i find that part to be most funny.

tommy boy---

"house keeping...you want fluff pillow?"
 

Lady:"Are you the police?" 
Elwood:"No ma'am, were musicians."

Jake:"Four fried chickens and a coke."
Elwood:"-and some dry white toast please."

Elwood:"What kind of music do you usually play here?" 
Bartender: "Oh, we got both kinds: country AND western."

I love that movie!


Edited by TRICLOPICUS 2010-09-07 3:42 PM

From A Christmas Story -

FRAAAGILEEEE - It must be Italian.

An oldie from TV:


outlaw: I thought I told you to be outa town by high noon, chinaman.

Kwai Chang Caine:  And yet, I am here...

Look kids...Big Ben, Parliament.