TAN 47: El CapiTAN (Page 30)

Yes.  The gravel sucks, but shouldn't hurt the wheel.  May just be rough on the tire.

Why don't you check out the patch when you go to packet pick-up and then decide.  I just sent you a PM.  Try not to laugh too hard. 

They come after me - I don't seek them out - so I thought that means I am NOT a cougar....

22 year old is still trying hard....makes me laugh....

and as much as I like sex I have not yet taken up any offers from anyone more than 10 years younger than me

so not in to teaching - I do enough teaching in the office....

I think we covered this in an earlier TAN, but you might not have been here yet. The woman definitely has to be over 40 and pretty much has to hit on guys in their 20's. Dresses like she's 25 (bonus points for tacky costume jewelry and a leathery complexion from spending too much time in the tanning bed). Preferably divorced. Those are the basics.

But it's mostly the much-older-woman hitting on much-younger-men.

Where exactly do you work?  (Sorry, you set yourself up for that one). 

Otherwise she's just a MILF.  A fine line.

Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-18 10:58 AM

kraut_fan - 2008-09-18 9:50 AM So a guy in my office is trying to define a "Cougar".. I know what it is per say but I think the definition might be a bit broad.. what is your definition?

hawt horny female, either 7 years older than the male making the comment or 40+ if the guy is 33 or older

I thought the rule was a greater difference than half your age plus 7, in other words if you are 46 then the guy has to be under 30 to be in the tacky category

touche

Forgot to ask in my reply: Is CG racing on Sunday?

No.  She's allows super busy during the school year so she doesn't really train race.  Which really is another problem.  I don't think you can wait till June before you start working out, I mean you won't be training per say, but you need to work on base.  The infuriating part is that I actually have (at least I think so) the time and discipline to train for something like that.  I just don't have the base.

Morning TAN. Looks like I am missing some fun in regards to cougar conversation. A few meetings today and I am off to another.

I did not realize the complexity of the cougar definition. I just thought it was a hawt 40 something that could compete in the looks department with a kitten - hawt 20 something.

what would ever lead you to believe it would be?

-B

I had instant some time ago, and had to spit it out.

So, on a scale of one to ten, how is everyone doing?

I am about a 6.5...

1.5.  head is killing me - pretty certain I have meningitis.