Freaky stuff that happens at the pool (Page 6)

I was swimming laps at Tulane University when I was in undergrad there. The cast of the Real World on MTV showed up, wanting to swim. They freaking kicked all of us out so the 7 people or whatever could splash around the pool with camera crew in tow. I was beyond pissed.

I've got the game winner, right here. There's no way anyone's got a weirder, freakier pool story than this.

Let me preface this by saying this happened at my local pool, which is usually really quiet when I go, in Thailand and everything was said in Thai.

So, I've finished my swim and head down to the changing room and showers which is an L-shaped room with the showers at the far end.  The shower cubicles don't have any doors for some reason. It's completely empty, I'm the only soul there. Now, on the occasion I see any Thais there they always shower with their swim suit on, but I always get naked as I don't want the soap and shampoo to ruin my suit. You can't really see into the cubicles unless you walk right up and are parallel with them.

So, I'm taking my shower and a chubby Thai guy comes in and strips down buck naked which as I mentioned above is unusual for Thais. He then walks up to my cubicle and asks if he can borrow some of my shampoo, so I say ok. He then proceeds to get in the cubicle with me while I'm showering. WTF! I tell him to get out quick-smart, but he just stands there and says can he play with me pointing at my penis!! WTF x100.

I just say F@#@ Off and push him out of the stall, he goes flying, gets up and just goes and stands a little away from the cubicle.. So, now I'm thinking I'm gonna have to give this guy a slap if takes anymore liberties.

By now, I'm showering like a madman thinking I'd rather not be here. I finish my shower and quickly wrap my towel around me and get out of the cubicle. The guy is still there, starkers, and as I get my bag and put wash bag away He says if he can't grab mine, can I grab his. I say no, I'm not gay and give him the "Don't f^%$ with me look" He then says Please 3 tugs is enough. I just look at him and shake my head and walk straight past him to the front of the locker room to get changed by the basins and mirrors near the entrance. '

"Please only 3 tugs" like because he's so polite and it won't take long I'll change my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'm getting changed as fast as is humanly possible when I hear this slap, slap, slapping noise. Takes a couple of seconds to sink in, but the guys around the corner knocking one out.  I hightail it out of there and thankfully haven't seen the guy since!!

I double dare anyone to have a freakier story than that.

I've got the game winner, right here. There's no way anyone's got a weirder, freakier pool story than this.

I've got the game winner, right here. There's no way anyone's got a weirder, freakier pool story than this.

Let me preface this by saying this happened at my local pool, which is usually really quiet when I go, in Thailand and everything was said in Thai.

I've got the game winner, right here. There's no way anyone's got a weirder, freakier pool story than this.

Let me preface this by saying this happened at my local pool, which is usually really quiet when I go, in Thailand and everything was said in Thai.

So, I've finished my swim and head down to the changing room and showers which is an L-shaped room with the showers at the far end.  The shower cubicles don't have any doors for some reason. It's completely empty, I'm the only soul there. Now, on the occasion I see any Thais there they always shower with their swim suit on, but I always get naked as I don't want the soap and shampoo to ruin my suit. You can't really see into the cubicles unless you walk right up and are parallel with them.

So, I'm taking my shower and a chubby Thai guy comes in and strips down buck naked which as I mentioned above is unusual for Thais. He then walks up to my cubicle and asks if he can borrow some of my shampoo, so I say ok. He then proceeds to get in the cubicle with me while I'm showering. WTF! I tell him to get out quick-smart, but he just stands there and says can he play with me pointing at my penis!! WTF x100.

I just say F@#@ Off and push him out of the stall, he goes flying, gets up and just goes and stands a little away from the cubicle.. So, now I'm thinking I'm gonna have to give this guy a slap if takes anymore liberties.

By now, I'm showering like a madman thinking I'd rather not be here. I finish my shower and quickly wrap my towel around me and get out of the cubicle. The guy is still there, starkers, and as I get my bag and put wash bag away He says if he can't grab mine, can I grab his. I say no, I'm not gay and give him the "Don't f^%$ with me look" He then says Please 3 tugs is enough. I just look at him and shake my head and walk straight past him to the front of the locker room to get changed by the basins and mirrors near the entrance. '

"Please only 3 tugs" like because he's so polite and it won't take long I'll change my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'm getting changed as fast as is humanly possible when I hear this slap, slap, slapping noise. Takes a couple of seconds to sink in, but the guys around the corner knocking one out.  I hightail it out of there and thankfully haven't seen the guy since!!

I double dare anyone to have a freakier story than that.

I hate to do this, but I'll share some of the really wonderful things I've encountered at the pool/gym.

1) At the UCLA 50m lap pool, there was Mr. Bright Yellow Thong, who followed me from lane to lane at that pool, always getting in front of me and doing the breast stroke with an especially wide frog kick.  I had to end more than one workout because of him.

2) Or the time that I finished a late evening swim workout at another big university athletic center, went into the shower area (a huge, tiled, open shower area).  There was a guy in the corner who I barely took note of.  I took a  leisurely post-workout shower, and I couldn't really hear anything besides the sound of the spraying water from the shower reverberating off of the tile walls.  When I turn the shower off, oh god, I hear this guy moaning and groaning back there.  I whip my head around to see him staring at me running his towel back and forth between his legs.  Just great.  Never left a locker room faster in my life.

3. Early morning swim with my wife and kids at a large condo complex on a Hawaii vacation.  We get out of the pool and go over to the spa, and it's filled with giant gobs of semen floating in it, like there was an orgy in the thing the night before.  "Sorry kids, can't go in the spa, it's dirty."  "What is that stuff, dad?"

4. Finish my post-swim shower at an "upscale" fitness club.  I'm getting dressed at a locker right outside the shower area, and the obviously agitated attendant goes walking past me into the shower area muttering something under his breath.  Next thing I hear him banging loudly several times on one of the glass shower doors and yelling to some old guy, "You can't do that in here, the shower doors are see-through.  Do that at home."

I can't tell you how nice it is to swim only at my own, private pool and not to have a gym membership anymore.  There are just way too many freaks in this world.