Subject: RE: Pleasant Prairie OLY ChallengeOk, I have had a chance to review all of the times. Unfortunately we lost the sheet with everyone's goal times on them but as previously discussed they don't matter because the penalties for such blatant cheating sandbagging would have automatically disqualified Team PP Cheaters Posse. Before declaring the official winners I wanted to give out honorable mentions: Fastest Swim: Schmize Fastest T1: Schmize (1st in AG!) Fastest Bike: Schmize (there's a theme here) Fastest T2: Hangloose (I'm gonna hang my hat on this all winter!) Fastest Run: jowisc (This wasn't even close, by almost 6 minutes!) On the undercard for this event, we are all WELL aware that I was kicked, dragged and thrashed around the course by Schmize. Scott had a great race and I bribed the race official not to report his cutting the run short tip my cap to him. In the interest of fairness I asked the testing lab to bury his positive EPO test results fair play I declare him the winner of our one on one contest. The main event was the Challenge. I guess any way you slice it it seems the Posse came in first. The Weiners just couldn't stand up to the competition. My wife says it happens to a lot of triathletes. Sometimes you just can't perform like you think you should. I guess we are Posse-whipped. I've been getting some emails on how to boost performance, maybe that will help for next year when I'm going to Lunesta their pre race meal. Congrats to the Posse. We lost, and being big Wieners, we can all take it like men. 
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