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2008-05-13 1:41 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo..
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:40 PM
Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:38 PM
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Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM

I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring.....

Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop.

I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?

Barium sulfate has a radioactive isotope in it so it shows up on xrays and ct scans. In my case, they were checking for ulcers and wanted to get my small intestines to show up. I had about two styrofoam cups worth yesterday and that caused it.

Side effects are mostly that it tastes absolutely disgusting (I almost threw up while I drank it) and you kind of have a stomachache for the rest of the day. Most hospitals have it in their pharmacy. I'm pretty sure you can't just go buy it. Plus, you really wouldn't want to do this for fun. If you ever have to drink it, you will understand.

Now that you tell me what it's for I think I do remember that from when I was a kid and they couldn't figure out why I kept having reflux issues. Is that one of the things that taste terrible that they try to cover with a fruit flavoring that only makes it taste worse? For some reason I remember a strawberry tasting thing. Hopefully no ulcers for you though.

Yeah.  I think mine was supposed to be citrusy.  SO DISGUSTING!



2008-05-13 1:41 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo..
I ate some chicken and some rice and some more chicken. Brown for sure.

Did anybody ever see that Howie Mandel stand-up routine on poop? He's all:

``You eat steak, poop. You eat hamburgers, poop. You eat chicken, poop. You eat cake, poop. You eat corn and, corn! What the f*** is that about? It's like the body is afraid to f*** with corn. In fact it polishes it up before it sends it back out.''
2008-05-13 1:42 PM
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Eating a jumbo blue-colored snow cone will make it green.
2008-05-13 1:42 PM
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irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:40 PM

Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:37 PM
irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:35 PM
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM
Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM
Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM

I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring.....

Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop.

I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?

I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool

A half a pound? Man, that is just a lot of mini eggs.

They are like beer for me.....I cant stop at one.....Keep going till they are all gone or I am too sick to continue



I know that feeling. That used to be me with circus peanuts. All fine and good until a pound later when you're puking up pure orange sugar. Or marshmallows with a bottle of Coke, that is some kind of unholy chemical reaction.
2008-05-13 1:42 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo..
crowny2 - 2008-05-13 11:40 AM
Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:33 PM
lvthgme - 2008-05-13 11:29 AM
kanders - 2008-05-13 1:26 PM
Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:24 PM

Real mayo is actaully pretty good. But just a pain in the arse to make. The jar stuff sucks arse.

I lof fat free kraft myrical whip. If I'm going to put chemicals and preservatives in me, might as go all the way.....

I was just going to ask the font of all knowledge (i.e. Schwammy) what the difference between Miracle Whip (nastiness incarnate) and Mayo was.

We are SO on the same page here. 

 

Miracle Whip ingredients:

Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.

Hellmanns Mayo ingredients:

INGREDIENTS: SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, WHOLE EGGS AND EGG YOLKS, VINEGAR, SALT, SUGAR, LEMON JUICE, NATURAL FLAVORS, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (USED TO PROTECT QUALITY).

 

Looks like the same thing except the sugar......  Never knew.

Actually, if you notice the order of ingredients?  I think that is the main difference.  I believe it has to do with the official ingredient list and ratio to be able to call it Mayo.  Kind of a truth in advertising thing.

yep, mostly water, oil and starch for the whip.  more real stuff for hellmanns...

2008-05-13 1:43 PM
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bcart1991 - 2008-05-13 1:42 PM Eating a jumbo blue-colored snow cone will make it green.

Drink a whole bottle of red wine and see what it does.



2008-05-13 1:43 PM
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crowny2 - 2008-05-13 1:43 PM

bcart1991 - 2008-05-13 1:42 PM Eating a jumbo blue-colored snow cone will make it green.

Drink a whole bottle of red wine and see what it does.


I know what that does, and I'm not letting you trick me into having a bad hangover.
2008-05-13 1:43 PM
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2008-05-13 1:44 PM
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MAN!  I don't want to tear myself away from this TAN gold!  But alas, must get my lunch workout in....

Later....

2008-05-13 1:44 PM
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Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 1:43 PM
crowny2 - 2008-05-13 1:43 PM

bcart1991 - 2008-05-13 1:42 PM Eating a jumbo blue-colored snow cone will make it green.

Drink a whole bottle of red wine and see what it does.

I know what that does, and I'm not letting you trick me into having a bad hangover.

And purple poo!

2008-05-13 1:45 PM
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2008-05-13 1:47 PM
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Rynamite - 2008-05-13 1:45 PM You guys inspect your feces in much greater detail than I do....

Water go down the hole!

2008-05-13 1:47 PM
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Ugh. i just went to talk to one of the managers, and when i was done, my brain started singing "Prima Donna" from Phantom of the Opera. Ugh.
2008-05-13 1:50 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo..
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 1:42 PM
irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:40 PM
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:37 PM
irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:35 PM
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM
Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM
Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM

I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring.....

Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop.

I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?

I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool

A half a pound? Man, that is just a lot of mini eggs.

They are like beer for me.....I cant stop at one.....Keep going till they are all gone or I am too sick to continue

I know that feeling. That used to be me with circus peanuts. All fine and good until a pound later when you're puking up pure orange sugar. Or marshmallows with a bottle of Coke, that is some kind of unholy chemical reaction.

Circus peanuts are the ultimate in disgusting.  Seriously.

I could eat a half pound of mini-eggs, though.  No problem.

2008-05-13 1:54 PM
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Davenport, IA
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kanders - 2008-05-13 1:50 PM

Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 1:42 PM
irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:40 PM
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:37 PM
irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:35 PM
Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM
Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM
Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM

I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring.....

Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop.

I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?

I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool

A half a pound? Man, that is just a lot of mini eggs.

They are like beer for me.....I cant stop at one.....Keep going till they are all gone or I am too sick to continue

I know that feeling. That used to be me with circus peanuts. All fine and good until a pound later when you're puking up pure orange sugar. Or marshmallows with a bottle of Coke, that is some kind of unholy chemical reaction.

Circus peanuts are the ultimate in disgusting. Seriously.

I could eat a half pound of mini-eggs, though. No problem.


A long time ago (in the scope of my lifetime) I would have disagreed with you. Now I have to say: Yes they are disgusting, much much worse the second time around.
2008-05-13 1:54 PM
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Rynamite - 2008-05-13 2:45 PM

You guys inspect your feces in much greater detail than I do....


Sometimes you look down and you can't help but think "Whoa..."


2008-05-13 2:07 PM
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bcart1991 - 2008-05-13 1:54 PM

Rynamite - 2008-05-13 2:45 PM

You guys inspect your feces in much greater detail than I do....


Sometimes you look down and you can't help but think "Whoa..."


See. It all comes full circle. I can't tell by that statement if you're talking about poop or women.
2008-05-13 2:08 PM
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mr2tony - 2008-05-13 2:07 PM
bcart1991 - 2008-05-13 1:54 PM
Rynamite - 2008-05-13 2:45 PM You guys inspect your feces in much greater detail than I do....
Sometimes you look down and you can't help but think "Whoa..."
See. It all comes full circle. I can't tell by that statement if you're talking about poop or women.

Or for you, just looking down. 

2008-05-13 2:34 PM
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I had to search past the first 2 threads for TAN!
Something is wrong with this.
Please correct.
2008-05-13 2:34 PM
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2008-05-13 2:38 PM
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Did I mention our basketball team shocked the world and upset the No. 2 ranked team in the league last week and is playing in the championship game this week at 7 p.m. Wednesday?

My boss is making me work that night.


2008-05-13 2:41 PM
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mr2tony - 2008-05-13 2:38 PM

Did I mention our basketball team shocked the world and upset the No. 2 ranked team in the league last week and is playing in the championship game this week at 7 p.m. Wednesday?

My boss is making me work that night.


Oh snap. That sucks.

So Tom and a bunch of our co-worker friends signed up for a rec soccer league at the Y. They needed girls to play so they asked me. I have never played soccer in my life, do not know the rules, and actually kind of hate the sport. They BEGGED and BEGGED because they needed girls. I was like "ok I will stand out on the field if you really want me to" - I figured I'd at least get some running in and be a good friend. But when we got there they were told (actually they ALREADY KNEW THIS but drug me along anyway) that you need 3 girls on the field at all times or you have to forfeit. I was the only girl. I hate soccer.
2008-05-13 2:45 PM
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Rynamite - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM

So... the break-in period for my motorcycle has passed... and I changed the oil last week. Just now I rode to our other location. I was on a straight stretch and decided to get the RPM's up around 14,000. Dear God. I had to let off to get the front tire back on the pavement.... and I have no idea how fast I was going. That scared the carp out of me.

I freakin love it.


Just think, before long you'll be going down teeth in the front, up teeth in the back, adding a 12 o'clock bar and a safety cage and everyone will hate you when you ride.
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