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 2009-03-16 1:26 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Member  168  |  Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bikehahaha, not a thread i wanted to read while eating my lunch! |
| 2009-03-16 1:31 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Master 2216 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
I tried to warn you about eating those Hot Tamales!! What she's not telling you all is that she filled her bento box FULL of those hot tamales, and I think she got exactly what she deserved. Fred, you're a dork! You want to tell everyone what you were stuffing in the front of your shorts afterward? LOL!!! Don't give her one bit of sympathy people!
Edited by cordova61 2009-03-16 1:37 PM |
| 2009-03-16 1:43 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Expert 987  Durham, North Carolina | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike BT needs to make this a sticky so that everyone can enjoy a good laugh. Like the other poster said, we are not laughing AT Paulette, we are laughing WITH her! |
| 2009-03-16 1:51 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Member 37 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Talk about a Crappy situation!!! On a serious note....How in the world can ANYONE think it is OK to go #2 while training? Get off the bike/ path and go handle your business. Very disturbing but HILARIOUS!!!! |
| 2009-03-16 1:56 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Extreme Veteran 398 Charlotte,NC | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike This is freaking hilarious. I would not want to draft behind her. Joke aside, it looks like she is a regular here with 1000+ posts and she does not know that you should just pull over and not crap in your pants while riding. WOW!!!! Edited by doubleplay 2009-03-16 1:58 PM |
| 2009-03-16 1:57 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Expert 675 Woodridge, IL | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike This reminds me of that SNL commercial with the adult diapers... "Oops, I cr@pped my pants!" |
| 2009-03-16 2:21 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Elite 3602 Mesa, AZ | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Yeah, I am the "friend" she is referring to in this post. The smell was unbearable. I mean I love PJ as much as anyone else. I really do. But OMG the smell. I let her use my bathtub when we got back to my house to freshen up so the other people at the party wouldn't notice. Had to bleach it afterward.  Edited by sportyj 2009-03-16 2:21 PM |
 2009-03-16 2:33 PM in reply to: #2021106 |
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| 2009-03-16 2:42 PM in reply to: #2021141 |
| Elite 2443 Athens, Georgia | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Zilla - 2009-03-16 3:33 PM sportyj - 2009-03-16 12:21 PM Yeah, I am the "friend" she is referring to in this post. The smell was unbearable. I mean I love PJ as much as anyone else. I really do. But OMG the smell. I let her use my bathtub when we got back to my house to freshen up so the other people at the party wouldn't notice. Had to bleach it afterward. I don't believe that for a minute!!! Heh. I will defend PJ's right to crap her pants on the bike, at the mall or anywhere else she feels the need!!! In the spirit of Billy Madison everyone on the ride should have poo'ed their pants to make her feel more comfortable! |
| 2009-03-16 2:50 PM in reply to: #2021171 |
| On your right | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike triguynewbie - 2009-03-16 3:42 PM In the spirit of Billy Madison everyone on the ride should have poo'ed their pants to make her feel more comfortable! x2 |
| 2009-03-16 2:52 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Veteran 162 Austin | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike LMAO. Best thread ever! I thought it was a little weird that you'd have to pee so bad and still have to "push". Then I got to the bottom and saw the #2 bomb. Holy cr@p! I don't think I could do that if I tried. In a lake is hard enough...and I'm a guy! Jeez, more power to you. and to keep riding...truly bad@$$...I'm not worthy! |
| 2009-03-16 2:53 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Veteran 184 Ft. Leonard Wood, MO | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I need to save the link for this one. If i'm ever having a bad day or just need a laugh to cheer up, this is it from now on. I almost choked reading it for the first time. |
| 2009-03-16 2:55 PM in reply to: #2021198 |
| 75 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike AustinBuff - 2009-03-16 3:52 PM In a lake is hard enough...and I'm a guy! You #2 in your swim suit? :D |
| 2009-03-16 3:04 PM in reply to: #2021209 |
| Veteran 184 Ft. Leonard Wood, MO | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike crkhobbit - 2009-03-16 8:55 PM AustinBuff - 2009-03-16 3:52 PM In a lake is hard enough...and I'm a guy! You #2 in your swim suit? :D Holy cow! With all the truths coming out in this thread, I'm not gonna be able to stop laughing in order to go to bed tonight. |
| 2009-03-16 3:08 PM in reply to: #2021192 |
Champion 8766 Evergreen, Colorado | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Chaderbox - 2009-03-16 1:50 PM triguynewbie - 2009-03-16 3:42 PM In the spirit of Billy Madison everyone on the ride should have poo'ed their pants to make her feel more comfortable! x2 Yeah, sporty...you should have crapped YOUR pants not just let her use your tub! |
| 2009-03-16 3:14 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Veteran 220 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike There was a point at the afterparty when I heard the girls outside the bathroom, and someone called out, "Quick get the video camera" and I just knew it had to be something good. You should have totally introduced yourself to me with, "Hi I'm Paulette, I've crapped myself more recently than you!" |
| 2009-03-16 3:46 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Veteran 385 Chaska, MN | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike WOW...I've never wanted to keep riding that bad...I don't even think I could do that if I wanted to.... I have got to give you a thumbs up for courage under fire and having a lot more ambition that I have...I would have grabbed a buddy and stopped and caught up.... This is classic.... |
| 2009-03-16 3:54 PM in reply to: #2021323 |
| Sneaky Slow 8694 Herndon, VA, | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike KCD1974 - 2009-03-16 4:46 PM WOW...I've never wanted to keep riding that bad...I don't even think I could do that if I wanted to.... I have got to give you a thumbs up for courage under fire and having a lot more ambition that I have...I would have grabbed a buddy and stopped and caught up.... This is classic.... You would have grabbed a buddy to what? Help you wipe? |
| 2009-03-16 4:01 PM in reply to: #2021339 |
| 75 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike WelshinPhilly - 2009-03-16 4:55 PM Everybody knows you're supposed to wait until the run... I've never been so glad a picture didn't load for me before... I'm afraid of what is supposed to be there. |
| 2009-03-16 4:07 PM in reply to: #2021106 |
| Veteran 210 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike sportyj - 2009-03-16 3:21 PM I let her use my bathtub when we got back to my house to freshen up so the other people at the party wouldn't notice. That has to be the understatment of the century. |
| 2009-03-16 4:16 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Elite 3779 Ontario | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike The single funniest thread I have ever read - I would never have the guts to admit to something like this. Thank you for making me laugh. |
| 2009-03-16 5:05 PM in reply to: #2021359 |
| Expert 958 Mississippi | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike crkhobbit - 2009-03-16 4:01 PM WelshinPhilly - 2009-03-16 4:55 PM Everybody knows you're supposed to wait until the run... I've never been so glad a picture didn't load for me before... I'm afraid of what is supposed to be there. The mods must've been all over that one. I stumbled upon this thread, wondering why it was getting so much attention and the picture WAS there. I definitely gagged. Thanks mods! As for this thread. Seriously? I won't even pee myself. Ever. You have way more guts than myself. I don't care who's riding with me. It could be Lance Armstrong, I'd tell him I'm stopping to use the bathroom. End of story. Thanks for the laugh though. Sheesh, I'm still laughing. |
| 2009-03-16 5:07 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Elite 3518 Madison, Wisconsin | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I think I just crapped my pants reading this thread! Totally hilarious! I would NEVER pee on my carbon, much less poo!! |
| 2009-03-16 5:08 PM in reply to: #2020760 |
| Champion 5850 Michigan | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Zilla - 2009-03-16 1:18 PM Paulettejo - 2009-03-16 9:36 AM Well, I did a long ride on Sunday with a group. I kind of have bathroom problems, and I asked one of my friends what I should do. She said "just go on the bike." Excuse me if what follows is somewhat lude. At the midway point we stop and nearly bonked, so I grabbed some hot tamales, lays chips, and a red bull...I felt so much better, but that soon got worse. So about 40 miles into my ride, I'm chatting up with the riding group when the urge hit me. I really didn't want to tell them to stop - hey, it sounds like people do this all the time. So I lifted up off my seat and pushed. Kind of felt gross - like I was wearing depends or something. I do ride and adamo, so I'm not necesarily sitting on my butt the entire time, so I though I'd be safe. I poured water on myself to try to oxidize the smell. I was fine - a little uncomfortable - for about 5 miles when someone next to me started yelling - "oh , oh !" Well it appears that even with the elastic band, tri shorts don't keep in everything. It was running down my leg. Now I felt uncomfortable. I asked her "what do you usually do? DO you carry bags, like I do when I walk my dog." She furiously sped away. This was one hot mess. I live in AZ, and it got to 80...not to mention I had to ride another 40 miles like this...the chaffing is unbearable. So in a long winded way, what, first of all is the ettiquite for going to the bathroom on your bike during group rides? 2) Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)? LMAO!!! PJ ... this is exactly why I love you!!!! I cannot believe I missed this ride. Maybe our pal Trixie can help. Dude. OMG woman! You crack me up. Much like I do during ultras....and you probably do as well, I just drop trou and GO!! But... GET OFF THE BIKE FIRST!! *breath deep* oh, and remind me NEVER to ride behind you. |
| 2009-03-16 5:09 PM in reply to: #2021469 |
| Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike trixie - 2009-03-16 3:08 PM Zilla - 2009-03-16 1:18 PM Paulettejo - 2009-03-16 9:36 AM Well, I did a long ride on Sunday with a group. I kind of have bathroom problems, and I asked one of my friends what I should do. She said "just go on the bike." Excuse me if what follows is somewhat lude. At the midway point we stop and nearly bonked, so I grabbed some hot tamales, lays chips, and a red bull...I felt so much better, but that soon got worse. So about 40 miles into my ride, I'm chatting up with the riding group when the urge hit me. I really didn't want to tell them to stop - hey, it sounds like people do this all the time. So I lifted up off my seat and pushed. Kind of felt gross - like I was wearing depends or something. I do ride and adamo, so I'm not necesarily sitting on my butt the entire time, so I though I'd be safe. I poured water on myself to try to oxidize the smell. I was fine - a little uncomfortable - for about 5 miles when someone next to me started yelling - "oh , oh !" Well it appears that even with the elastic band, tri shorts don't keep in everything. It was running down my leg. Now I felt uncomfortable. I asked her "what do you usually do? DO you carry bags, like I do when I walk my dog." She furiously sped away. This was one hot mess. I live in AZ, and it got to 80...not to mention I had to ride another 40 miles like this...the chaffing is unbearable. So in a long winded way, what, first of all is the ettiquite for going to the bathroom on your bike during group rides? 2) Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)? LMAO!!! PJ ... this is exactly why I love you!!!! I cannot believe I missed this ride. Maybe our pal Trixie can help. Dude. OMG woman! You crack me up. Much like I do during ultras....and you probably do as well, I just drop trou and GO!! But... GET OFF THE BIKE FIRST!! *breath deep* oh, and remind me NEVER to ride behind you. Yeah, I just crossed her off the list for potential 'pace bootie'... |
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