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2009-03-16 5:15 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
Aikidoman - 2009-03-16 3:09 PM

Yeah, I just crossed her off the list for potential 'pace bootie'...

Oh, hE77 no! She has got a GREAT bootie!! I used PJ for pace bootie for a couple miles, thankfully at the early state before the Red bull,etc.

PJ you're a doll, but we gotta talk. NEVER on a training ride, NEVER #2. Only #1 in a race, and only if you're gonna podium.

John 



2009-03-16 5:19 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
tkd.teacher - 2009-03-16 3:15 PM
Aikidoman - 2009-03-16 3:09 PM

Yeah, I just crossed her off the list for potential 'pace bootie'...

Oh, hE77 no! She has got a GREAT bootie!! I used PJ for pace bootie for a couple miles, thankfully at the early state before the Red bull,etc.

PJ you're a doll, but we gotta talk. NEVER on a training ride, NEVER #2. Only #1 in a race, and only if you're gonna podium.

John 

Can I at least get a break down of the diet over the previous 24 hours?

2009-03-16 5:22 PM
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2009-03-16 5:22 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Hahahaa!!  Reading this thread has made my day!!

Thank god I've never needed to do a #2 on the bike!  I'd think that I'd definately stop if I did though...  Pee'd on the bike during training, but at IMNZ I pee'd in T2...

2009-03-16 5:29 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

So, over/under for pages this thread will go:  7

What you got?  I say over. 

2009-03-16 5:38 PM
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kmill23 - 2009-03-16 6:29 PM

So, over/under for pages this thread will go:  7

What you got?  I say over. 



Over. This thread is so full of win it will be bumped for years and years to come.


2009-03-16 5:44 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
Aikidoman - 2009-03-16 4:19 PM
tkd.teacher - 2009-03-16 3:15 PM
Aikidoman - 2009-03-16 3:09 PM

Yeah, I just crossed her off the list for potential 'pace bootie'...

Oh, hE77 no! She has got a GREAT bootie!! I used PJ for pace bootie for a couple miles, thankfully at the early state before the Red bull,etc.

PJ you're a doll, but we gotta talk. NEVER on a training ride, NEVER #2. Only #1 in a race, and only if you're gonna podium.

John 

Well you just have to understand Paulette.  This girl pees her bike while on the trainer....   

2009-03-16 6:10 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
newleaf - 2009-03-16 3:54 PM
KCD1974 - 2009-03-16 4:46 PM

WOW...I've never wanted to keep riding that bad...I don't even think I could do that if I wanted to....

I have got to give you a thumbs up for courage under fire and having a lot more ambition that I have...I would have grabbed a buddy and stopped and caught up....

This is classic....

You would have grabbed a buddy to what?  Help you wipe?

To help me catch back up to the group.....although a little help never hurts....lol

2009-03-16 6:22 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
Now I know why you didn't want me drafting off you on the way back to the house. i had no idea. But when it comes to Paulette nothing suprises me. I still think you are the funniest person in our club. Sorry about the chaffeing.
2009-03-16 6:28 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

I was literally laughing out loud, quite loud actually, and was getting some funny looks at work when reading this! I think that in a strange way this is my fav thread of all time.

2009-03-16 6:38 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

I just want to say that this is making its way around cyberspace fairly well. I got an email with this story about 3 hours ago from a womens running group. Imagine my suprise when I find the original posting now!



2009-03-16 6:46 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
staylor36 - 2009-03-16 6:28 PM

I was literally laughing out loud, quite loud actually, and was getting some funny looks at work when reading this! I think that in a strange way this is my fav thread of all time.

I know, I was walking around thinking about it and laughed outloud. My farovite line from the the post:

"This was one hot mess." You think!?!

I copied the post into a Word document just in case the mods pull it.

2009-03-16 6:51 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
Chaderbox - 2009-03-16 12:50 PM
triguynewbie - 2009-03-16 3:42 PM

In the spirit of Billy Madison everyone on the ride should have poo'ed their pants to make her feel more comfortable!

x2

x's3

I am so glad somebody remembered that.

Adam Sandler quotes are always a bonus for me.

2009-03-16 6:59 PM
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This is hard core!!
2009-03-16 7:00 PM
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2009-03-16 7:00 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
You know, bikers will sometimes say that their chamois feels like a diaper, but I didn't think they meant it literally!


Edited by MDHillSlug 2009-03-16 7:12 PM


2009-03-16 7:51 PM
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omg, ok thats wrong. Lesson learnt hey Foot in mouth

on a side note was it more comfortable riding with out the need to "go" or with full shorts?

2009-03-16 8:14 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

LMAO!!!  At least it didn't happen in a spinning class!!!!

 

2009-03-16 9:16 PM
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Has this hit slowtwitch yet....
2009-03-16 9:26 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
running2far - 2009-03-16 10:16 PM

Has this hit slowtwitch yet....


Heck... I was kinda expecting to see it on Fark...
2009-03-16 9:36 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
I was having just an awful day until I read this. Thank you so much.. I would be too embarassed to share such a hilarious story!


2009-03-16 9:52 PM
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Was this before or after you were inquiring as to whether guys could get boners while riding their bikes?
2009-03-16 10:35 PM
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chile7473 - 2009-03-16 10:52 PM Was this before or after you were inquiring as to whether guys could get boners while riding their bikes?

Boners?  I can't even find it after ride.  

2009-03-16 10:53 PM
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2009-03-16 11:46 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
This by far the funniest thread in all of Triathlon. In a strange way I am proud that she is from Arizona. But we do not all poop on ourselves in Az.
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