Have you ever..?

No

Have you ever shoplifted?

Not YET.

Yes more than one, or did you mean in custody?

Yup.

Yes

Yes

But the two were not related.

I think a Turkish prison counts x3, if they're anything like Indonesian prisons.

Who knew CoJ was so full of delinquents? (Wait, is that a tautology?)

I have spent a night in custody, though not in jail.

I do like Gladiator movies.

Have you ever eaten a non-finger food meal with your hands only?

Yes, spaghetti and meatballs. 

Have you ever peed on a electric fence?

Shoplifted? - Yes..  teenager, didn't get caught..

Spent a few nights in jail at different times.

Used to shoplift a lot in my younger years.

I was a baby once and judging from my kids I have probably eaten quite a few non-finger foods with my hands! And also, some Japanese food that is eaten with chopsticks is sometimes easier to pick up with my fingers (just be sneaky about it!).

Only SERE School.  Not a "Real" one.

Yes,

 but WHO KNEW that alcohol, nudity, and jumping from the 3rd floor of a hotel into a pool was something they would arrest you for.

Eaten PLENTY of things with the hands.....30 years as a Firefighter/Paramedic causes you to be creative with your caloric intake at times......BTW....Almost ANY cooked main course (except for fresh fish) can be wrapped in foil and placed on top of the engine and it will be kept ready to eat for HOURS.

YES! My Brother made me do it.  

Yes, but more like a holding cell. I was a stripper and our club got raided and i was baring my buns onstage . Patrons liked it, but the cops were not amused. Do not plan on going back for the rest of my life.

Spent the night in jail - no. (I have ridden in the back seat of a police car several times)

Shoplifted - yes. I didn't get caught.

Peed on an electic fence - no. I did lose a bet and had to hold on in my hand for 2' though. That hurt!

Have you ever done anything that you knew was incredibly stupid, yet you did it anyways? I willingly talked myself into climbing a ~100' rockface at the lake, and then jumped off back into the water. Once on the top, I realized how incredibly stupid I was, and how far 100' is when you're vertical.