login
tri shorts and weiners
-
No new posts
|
 2012-04-27 10:02 PM |
New user 53  St. George, UT |  Subject: tri shorts and weinersJust got my pearl izumi P.R.O. tri shorts in the mail, put them on and lo and behold, there is my weiner. I expected a bulge, but not definition! Seriously, it's all there. My question is, is this the case with all tri shorts? Is this just somethin you gotta get over. I have worn my underarmour tights underneath with no problem, but have read that this will cause major chaffing. Educate me please! |
| 2012-04-27 10:07 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Regular 234 Chicago Area | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners Considering I have been known to stuff a banana in my tri shorts to impress the ladies, I'd say you have a good problem. |
| 2012-04-27 10:10 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Pro 15655  | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners turdfergussen - 2012-04-27 10:02 PM Just got my pearl izumi P.R.O. tri shorts in the mail, put them on and lo and behold, there is my weiner. I expected a bulge, but not definition! Seriously, it's all there. My question is, is this the case with all tri shorts? Is this just somethin you gotta get over. I have worn my underarmour tights underneath with no problem, but have read that this will cause major chaffing. Educate me please! I don't look at my junk, I've seen it.....I just GO! Who cares? Edited by Left Brain 2012-04-27 10:11 PM |
| 2012-04-27 10:12 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners It's a boy! Congratulations, be proud  |
| 2012-04-27 10:46 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Master 1539 Sin City | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners Don't worry. They shrink.
I can't help but think of that Seinfeld episode..."I was in the POOL! I was in the POOL!!" |
| 2012-04-27 10:56 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Extreme Veteran 534 Herriman, Utah | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners You could duct tape it down if your that self conscious about it. At events, pool, rides no one cares. If you go to the library in them that is a different story. |
| 2012-04-27 10:58 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Regular 234 Chicago Area | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners Of course if you really do find it to be a problem there is a solution. Just tuck it under. Worked for this guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28URAtaxeA&feature=related
|
| 2012-04-27 11:11 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Pro 6520 Bellingham, WA | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners This is not the case will all tri shorts. Black is the least revealing. I have seen some very light ones that are almost transparent. You can also pull your number belt a little lower for the Tarzan look. |
| 2012-04-27 11:28 PM in reply to: #4177907 |
| New user 53 St. George, UT | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners They are black, oh well no biggie. Just wondered if that's par for the course. I will just plan to just throw my race bib over top of the boys. |
| 2012-04-27 11:33 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Pro 5361 | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners carful positioning of your race belt and number? |
| 2012-04-27 11:35 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Expert 925 Timmins, ON. Canada | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners |
| 2012-04-27 11:46 PM in reply to: #4177920 |
Extreme Veteran 633 Hollister, CA | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners This is sort of like swim instruction......a photo or video would be veeeeery helpful. Know what I mean  |
| 2012-04-27 11:49 PM in reply to: #4177851 |
Expert 938 | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners consider it your rudder on the swim |
| 2012-04-28 12:29 AM in reply to: #4177889 |
Master 1929 Midlothian, VA | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners CyborgQueen - Don't worry. They shrink.
Bwahaha. The only people that will get a good look are competitors that have to turn around and come back. You aren't going to let people lap you are ya? And if you fly through your transitions you wont even give the spectators a good show. Seriously though, you could always place your race belt strategically so your bib covers you up. |
| 2012-04-28 1:54 AM in reply to: #4177930 |
| Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners |
| 2012-04-28 3:06 AM in reply to: #4177851 |
Veteran 254 Central France | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners I must say that the subject of the post really piqued my interest ... and gave me a good laugh. Glad I'm not the only self conscious one out there. I still haven't quite gotten over the fact that whatever brand of tri shorts I wear - and always black - you can see my butt crack right through the back. |
| 2012-04-28 5:12 AM in reply to: #4177851 |
Expert 1038 Noosa | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners This is the reason I always leave my race belt/number on until I'm safely back in my car; I forgot to do this once when my in-laws came to watch me race and I suddenly realized no-one knew where to look, lots of staring into the distance and embarrassed expressions...! I've noticed that quite a few women's bike shorts become see-thru when they're in the aero position, I like that |
| 2012-04-28 6:06 AM in reply to: #4177851 |
Elite 3140 | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners It's a problem worth having. Ladies in T2 dig the Weiner- view. Lol |
| 2012-04-28 6:16 AM in reply to: #4177851 |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners As my buddy told me when I got my first tri suit: "This isn't a sport for the modest." |
| 2012-04-28 6:28 AM in reply to: #4178001 |
| New user 53 St. George, UT | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners haha. IMSG is a week from today, I will make a big sign by the T2 ladies: "Weiner Watchers" |
| 2012-04-28 6:37 AM in reply to: #4178012 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners turdfergussen - 2012-04-28 7:28 PM haha. IMSG is a week from today, I will make a big sign by the T2 ladies: "Weiner Watchers" Ha! I love it. Please just make sure to spell it correctly: it's WIENER. "Weiner" isn't an English word, but it would mean crybaby. Trust me, you want WIENER (on the sign). |
| 2012-04-28 6:42 AM in reply to: #4177851 |
| Member 796 Malvern, PA | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners Do women know about shrinkage?? |
| 2012-04-28 7:01 AM in reply to: #4178025 |
Master 2642 Bloomington, MN | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners datlas - 2012-04-28 6:42 AM Do women know about shrinkage?? I hope so. |
| 2012-04-28 11:46 AM in reply to: #4177851 |
Master 2484 St. Louis | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners Just think of it as a camel toe for men :-) |
| 2012-04-28 11:50 AM in reply to: #4177957 |
Regular 266 Ocala, FL | Subject: RE: tri shorts and weiners DanielG - 2012-04-28 2:54 AM kagoscuba - 2012-04-28 12:49 AM consider it your rudder on the swim A keel, more like
Totally explains why I keep swimming to the left. |
|
|
|
|
View profile
Add to friends
Go to training log
Go to race log
Send a message
View album
CONNECT WITH FACEBOOK