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2012-04-28 1:17 PM
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Moose knuckle not camel toe.


2012-04-28 1:21 PM
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2012-04-28 1:29 PM
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running2far - 2012-04-28 11:21 AMImage and video hosting by TinyPic
. Yep. There are the wieners!!! Oh my!
2012-04-28 1:51 PM
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turdfergussen - 2012-04-28 12:28 AM They are black, oh well no biggie. Just wondered if that's par for the course. I will just plan to just throw my race bib over top of the boys.

 

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2012-04-28 2:15 PM
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2012-04-28 5:35 PM
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I have a feeling this thread is going to get pulled.


2012-04-28 8:05 PM
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I laughed when I saw the title of this one, because not too long ago I noticed that I wasn't exactly hiding all that much with my newly acquired cycling shorts!!! My first thought was of a Robin Williams quote I heard as a kid: "Ballet- Men wearing pants so tight you can tell what religion they are!!"
2012-04-28 8:26 PM
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turdfergussen - 2012-04-28 12:28 AM They are black, oh well no biggie. Just wondered if that's par for the course. I will just plan to just throw my race bib over top of the boys.

 

I'm sorry.  But remember it's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean.

It's not the size of the wand, its the magician who wields it. This can go on all day

2012-04-28 8:36 PM
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This was the most awesome post of the day.  Thanks!

 

2012-04-28 8:45 PM
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smrancourt - 2012-04-28 8:36 PM

This was the most awesome post of the day.  Thanks!

 

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2012-04-28 8:50 PM
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yep just ask yourself, how can i manuver myself to look as big as possible in these shorts



2012-04-28 9:02 PM
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I guess the real issue could have been that you didn't see your wiener. Surprised
2012-04-28 9:42 PM
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You could wear "panties" underneath but then you would have that Emberassing panty line that Tom demerly would most surely notice when you pass him.
2012-04-28 10:19 PM
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xatefrogg - 2012-04-27 10:56 PM You could duct tape it down if your that self conscious about it. At events, pool, rides no one cares. If you go to the library in them that is a different story.

Hilarious.

But also... yeah.  It might not be a bad idea to put a pair of loose shorts on after the bike for the run.  I wouldn't really say no one cares.

2012-04-29 12:02 AM
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I giggle ever time I see the title to this thread! 
2012-04-29 12:41 AM
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Don't know if I can speak for all women but......I would not notice wieners during a race. in T1, I'm too busy trying to find my bike. In T2, I'm too busy trying to put it back without braining or DQing myself. And on the run, I'm too busy chasing the other side of the guys in front of me. (Now THAT can be a nice view!) I don't look back to check when I pass! So feel free to let it all hang out, so to speak.Cool


2012-04-29 2:16 AM
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turdfergussen - 2012-04-27 11:28 PM They are black, oh well no biggie. Just wondered if that's par for the course. I will just plan to just throw my race bib over top of the boys.

Bummer

2012-04-29 4:55 AM
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I just wrap it around my leg.  No one seems to notice.Laughing
2012-04-29 5:55 AM
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I have to think happy thoughts just so mine will show!!!!
2012-04-29 6:54 AM
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abraxas - 2012-04-29 5:55 AM I just wrap it around my leg.  No one seems to notice.Laughing

you wish

2012-04-29 8:40 AM
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jaelinfunk - 2012-04-29 1:54 PM

abraxas - 2012-04-29 5:55 AM I just wrap it around my leg.  No one seems to notice.Laughing

you wish

You mean ... they notice?!



2012-04-29 8:48 AM
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Hot Runner - 2012-04-29 12:41 AM Don't know if I can speak for all women but......I would not notice wieners during a race. in T1, I'm too busy trying to find my bike. In T2, I'm too busy trying to put it back without braining or DQing myself. And on the run, I'm too busy chasing the other side of the guys in front of me. (Now THAT can be a nice view!) I don't look back to check when I pass! So feel free to let it all hang out, so to speak.Cool

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It's not like I can tuck "the girls" in to my tri top, so they have to be nice and out front every time!  I agree let it all hang out! 

2012-04-29 12:18 PM
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This has been my favourite thread of the week & it makes me giggle every time I see the title!

Ok, now that I've got that out of the way... as a girl I haven't noticed a guys junk at ALL while racing (pace booty is an entirely different subject and I thank each and every one of you that gives me pace booty to follow).  Hell, you could be hung like Ron Jeremy and I wouldn't notice until after the race. 

2012-04-29 12:53 PM
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ecozenmama - 2012-04-29 9:48 AM

Hot Runner - 2012-04-29 12:41 AM Don't know if I can speak for all women but......I would not notice wieners during a race. in T1, I'm too busy trying to find my bike. In T2, I'm too busy trying to put it back without braining or DQing myself. And on the run, I'm too busy chasing the other side of the guys in front of me. (Now THAT can be a nice view!) I don't look back to check when I pass! So feel free to let it all hang out, so to speak.Cool

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It's not like I can tuck "the girls" in to my tri top, so they have to be nice and out front every time!  I agree let it all hang out! 

Yes, but this is ok

I have to say this is the funniest thread in a while. You all made me really self conscious getting ready for a bike ride this morning.

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
everyone would be in love with me.

2012-04-29 1:06 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-04-29 12:18 PM

This has been my favourite thread of the week & it makes me giggle every time I see the title!

Ok, now that I've got that out of the way... as a girl I haven't noticed a guys junk at ALL while racing (pace booty is an entirely different subject and I thank each and every one of you that gives me pace booty to follow).  Hell, you could be hung like Ron Jeremy and I wouldn't notice until after the race. 

I'm so glad I don't know what that means

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