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2004-09-17 4:17 PM

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Subject: Avast ye lubbers!

September 19th be .........

National Talk Like A Pirate Day

so slog back yer flagons o' rum and go ahead and put yer eye out

(don't say I never told you anything useful)





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2004-09-17 4:46 PM
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Subject: RE: Avast ye lubbers!
Ahoy thar Cap'n Dave. Shiver me timbers...it be a mighty nice day fer ye pyrate jibber!!! Yo ho, yo ho...a pyrates life fer me!
2004-09-17 4:46 PM
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Oh dear.








Backs quietly out of the thread populated by mad people.
2004-09-17 4:49 PM
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Arrrrrrrrr! Who ye be callin mad, ye scurrrrvy dog?
Get ye to the plank! 'Tis time fer some open water swimmin fer ye!
2004-09-17 4:50 PM
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That’s the only way you’d get me in open water for a while.
2004-09-17 8:01 PM
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Subject: RE: Avast ye lubbers!
Oh, crap.
I forgot about Talk Like a Pirate Day.....
A group of us actually "celebrated" this last year....I have the hangover to prove it....
Sigh

for more info on you, too, can Talk Like a Pirate....
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/



2004-09-17 8:03 PM
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Subject: RE: Avast ye lubbers!
Guys, apparently these pick-up lines actually work...

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

courtesy of http://www.talklikeapirate.com
2004-09-17 8:04 PM
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Subject: RE: Avast ye lubbers!
Ladies,
I'm kinda partial to #1, but that may be b/c of all the training and my libido increasing....


Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

  • ..and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

  • 1. You. Pants Off. Now!


    courtesy of http://www.talklikeapirate.com


    2004-09-17 8:43 PM
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    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.


    PRICELESS!!!!!
    2004-09-17 9:11 PM
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    Well if we are all going to be pirates, we gotta have a name generator:
    http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi

    Ye may now call me Second Mate Slovenly Eye

    2004-09-17 10:28 PM
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    I like this pirate name generator myself. It asks about 20 questions. Really helps you find the real pirate inside...

    http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

    - Bloody Jack Read


    2004-09-17 11:50 PM
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    I wanna' sing and dance

    I wanna' sing and dance

    I wanna' be a pirate in "The Pirates of Penzance"

    wear big silver buckles and tight shiney pants

    I wanna' sing and dance!
    2004-09-18 7:22 AM
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    Dread Pirate Vane



    Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
    2004-09-18 7:53 AM
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    (Bluebeard) Where's your buccaneers?? 

    On the side of me buckin' head !!!

    2004-09-18 8:11 AM
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    I just wanna know what y'all been puttin' in yer water bottles...it sure ain't Gatorade!

    2004-09-18 9:09 AM
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    Shiver me timbers?

    That is HILARIOUS!!!!!! That totally just made my day!

    ~Buckaneer Esmerelda


    2004-09-18 12:54 PM
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    Ahoy mateys! Ye may now call me

    - Iron Ethel Cash

    Arrr - From Scuba Punk's site

    The other - gave me a Pirate Name including the words "Pink Wench". Belay that! I'll split the gizzard of any scalawag who dares!
    2004-09-18 1:21 PM
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    according to scuba punk's site my pirate name is...Captain Charity Rackham.

    according to jkbostics it's Lackey Bitch Man

    i think i prefer scuba punk's. it has questions to answer and appears more scientifically sound.
    2004-09-18 2:36 PM
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    LMAO - now THAT's funny!

    Arrrrgggggh!!       

    2004-09-18 2:45 PM
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    From this day forward (at least for Pirate Day) I shall no longer be known as GLF 33 but:

    Red Harry Flint

    Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

    Per Frank's website.  Per Jeff I'm Henry Mad Stubble -no explanation???



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    2004-09-18 7:19 PM
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    2004-09-18 7:40 PM
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    well now.....

    I'm  IRON BESS FLINT

    any relation to Iron Mary Bonney or  Red Harry Flint??

    2004-09-18 7:49 PM
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    2004-09-18 7:58 PM
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    Arrrrrr, ye must be me wench!!!  another swill of grog if ye will.
    2004-09-18 8:30 PM
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    It says I am...

    Capn Anne the Short Wench


    Nice name for someone nearly 6' tall


    ARRRRR!

    Edited by lifesgreat 2004-09-18 8:34 PM
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