Is this true?? (Page 2)

I have no idea how you found this (nor how you had the time) but it is funny!

OK, so I have a procedural question to ask the guys who seem to have the rules all figured out:

When stuck in the Corral at the start line of a Megathon and it is time to pee

I have always just used an empty G'Ade Bottle and used my home made poncho (AKA. Hefty Trash Bag) for a bit of privacy.

What are the rules for such a circumstance?

I always planned on having said empty bottle (With Cap) with me along with home made poncho. As a point of order, I always make sure that the G'Ade Bottle is not Lemon/Lime Flavored.

But now I wonder if I am not violating some unknown rule that is going to get me into bigger trouble down the road

Oh Bother...

That usually calls for one of two references to two 80s movies - Star Wars (light saber wars) and Ghostbusters (don't cross the streams)

Growing up (e.g. 5-10), my cousins and I (all boys) wouldn't think twice about lining 3 or 4 around the toilet bowl sink and letting 'er rip.  We would usually start out playing Star Wars and it usually ended up with my cousin Billy having pee on his legs - poor guy.

Here's a story from a friend of mine who was officiating at a race:

A guy comes into T2, hangs his bike, and grabs an empty bottle from his TA.  He sticks the bottle into his shorts and proceeds to remove his bike gear and put on his run gear.  As he finishes getting ready, he reaches back into his shorts, pulls out the bottle, now partly full of urine, and pours it out on the ground.

She was awestruck because he had technically broken no rule (no nudity, no abandoning equipement), but it was simply "Ew.  That's gross."

Just shift over and make some room.

I've been at parties with a long line for the bathroom when a guy is about to walk in and calls out "Room for 2 more guys."  All 3 stand around, unzip and go.  Noone says anything.  Just go and get out.

Open urinal.  Gotta go.  Dividers or not, I'm going. 

 *make sure to look blankly at the wall in front of you or straight down.  Sideways glances are not allowed.

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html

CubeFarmGopher - 2007-12-19 2:43 PM

Here's a story from a friend of mine who was officiating at a race:

She was awestruck because he had technically broken no rule (no nudity, no abandoning equipement), but it was simply "Ew.  That's gross."

USAT Competitive Rules:

3.3 General Conduct

b.  Conduct themselves in a manner that is not offensive in any way to fellow
     participants, spectators, officials or volunteers and is considered reasonable
     and acceptable in the community;

If I were in that situation, I'd assess the penalty.  hyjack off

One rule that is completely and totally unavoidable:

"Under no circumstances, should anyone eat big pink breath mint"

Some other rules I'm aware of (from the guys at work):

• No standing 5 feet away from the urinal. "Dribbles" at work used to do this and it ended up all over the floor. The guy must've thought he was a fountain or something.
• No leaning on the dividers. One guy would put both elbows up on the dividers and just let it hang while he went. I don't know how he didn't come out with wet pants or shoes.

This 'educational' game will very succinctly highlights the rules for bathroom etiquette. If you do not get 100% on this test then you (should) sit down to pee!!

Just hate it when some guy has to be reading his newspaper.... and the other dude is hogging t he sink....that's when the floor drain can come into play......  but that's only in other countries......