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2012-09-08 7:19 AM

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We just had a thread about the paucity of open GLBT persons in popular pro sports in the U.S. ... good to see folks speaking up, one way or the other.

As for Vikings' Kluwe's letter ... it's great. I just about peed myself laughing. You gotta love a serious letter that nevertheless includes the word "fromunda."

Here's the blurb and various articles.

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo has spoken out in favor of a Maryland ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage. Yahoo has published a letter that Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr. wrote last week to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, urging him to "inhibit such expressions from your employee." This is Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe's response to Burns.

http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-magically-turn-you-into-a-lustful-cockmonster-chris-kluwe-explains-gay-marriage-to-the-politician-who-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it



2012-09-08 7:46 AM
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WOW! (definitely NSFW) but thanks for the great post TriAya!

I had read Ayanbadejo's initial comments the other day, but I had not seen Kluwe's brilliant letter!  That was great...very reminiscent of a "theonion.com" article I had read a while back.

I've got a point that I don't believe anyone else has brought up yet...this guy has an issue with Ayanbadejo speaking out in support of gay marriage rights...was he also opposed to NFL players vocalizing their opposition to gay marriage?  I don't remember hearing Mr. Burns telling Reggie White (when he was alive) to stop attacking gay marriage. 

 

2012-09-08 9:59 AM
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Wow, as a Marylander, I LOVE Kluwe's letter.  Well done, sir, well done. 
2012-09-08 10:24 AM
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While I completely agree with the point of Kluwe's letter, his use of a mind numbing amount of four letter words detracts from his message. He is clearly well educated and he could have made the exact same points in a way that would make his letter a national talking point. As it is, the language he used will make it so that many will never read it.
2012-09-08 10:32 AM
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What a great letter. A masterful piece of biting humor.

The letter written by the politician is frightening. How do hatred and oppression relate to family values?

2012-09-08 10:46 AM
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Fromunda.fabulous. "You may want to hire an intern to help with the big words". Awesome!


2012-09-08 10:48 AM
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2012-09-08 10:59 AM
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jneugeba - 2012-09-08 10:48 AM He posted a clean version that is equally great. http://blogs.twincities.com/outofbounds/2012/09/08/out-of-bounds-bl...

^^^^^^^

And this one is pretty damn funny also

 "UNFORTUNATELY PHALLIC HEDGE SCULPTURE"

 

 

2012-09-08 9:01 PM
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I prefer the original, but for the re-edit, he had me at BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE SPARKLEPONY. Fantastic.
2012-09-09 5:25 AM
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Kickers always have a lot of time on their hands... great letter though. Good on both of them.
2012-09-09 6:13 PM
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If football game commentary was like this, I might start watching.


2012-09-10 8:49 AM
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wannabefaster - 2012-09-08 8:24 AM While I completely agree with the point of Kluwe's letter, his use of a mind numbing amount of four letter words detracts from his message. He is clearly well educated and he could have made the exact same points in a way that would make his letter a national talking point. As it is, the language he used will make it so that many will never read it.

However, that is Kluwe's MO.  He rants and raves A LOT, and uses A LOT of profanity.  But he is smart (his parents are something like a engineer and a professor or something like that), and writes a clean blog for one of the MPLS newspapers.

2012-09-10 8:59 AM
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TheClaaaw - 2012-09-08 9:01 PM I prefer the original, but for the re-edit, he had me at BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE SPARKLEPONY. Fantastic.

I too loved the original, but along with the beautiful unique sparklepony, I quite enjoyed his reference to a dancing chubtoad.  :D

2012-09-10 9:17 AM
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I was never a lustful co**monster until I started hanging out with my gay friends.

Now I just can't help myself!
2012-09-10 9:21 AM
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mr2tony - 2012-09-10 9:17 AM

I was never a lustful co**monster until I started hanging out with my gay friends.

Now I just can't help myself!


see...it's a choice


I've got a buddy that serisouly speaks/writes like this. The kind that if you're ever in a disagreement with, will wear you out with Kluwe like phrases. You don't know if you should laugh or walk away.....

This is a classic letter.

2012-09-10 9:25 AM
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wannabefaster - 2012-09-08 9:24 AM While I completely agree with the point of Kluwe's letter, his use of a mind numbing amount of four letter words detracts from his message. He is clearly well educated and he could have made the exact same points in a way that would make his letter a national talking point. As it is, the language he used will make it so that many will never read it.

I completely disagree.  But, nevermind me, here is Kluwe's defense of his use of obsenities:

"Bollocks.

The swearing is there for a reason. What Emmett C. Burns Jr. wrote, what I responded to, was far more disgusting and foul minded than any simple scatological reference or genital mashup. His words degrade the very essence of the English language with their barely hidden venom and intolerant hate; drag it screaming into the muck of iniquity by wrapping a mantle of seeming reasonableness around corruption and control; masquerade as discourse while screaming their very lie to any Heaven you care to name – I could go on.

My words? My words are a litmus test for those that would see the truth of a message rather than the package it’s delivered in."



2012-09-10 9:50 AM
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I normally don't pay any attention to football, but I am now filled with an enormous sense of pride for the old Vikings.  I guess I better keep an eye on Kluwe.  Awesome!
2012-09-10 11:27 AM
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I've followed him for years--he's probably my favorite viqueen (YOU ARE STILL DEAD TO ME, MATT BIRK >:/).I always loved him b/c he seems like any other dude my age (well, except that he probably lived in his mom's basement for a bit longer :p). He plays GUitar Hero and World of Warcraft. He's just a normal guy (I'd say kid...but we're older than that now :p).

And while he does tend to skew toward the blue in his communication, they are always well written and quite eloquent. And when you think about it, who is his audience (primarily)? Football fans. If he speaks like a tenured professor or a politician or lobbyist, he's going to lose a big chunk of the people he's trying to reach. It's a fine line to walk...but I totally get what he's doing.

2012-09-10 12:30 PM
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moneyman - 2012-09-10 10:25 AM

wannabefaster - 2012-09-08 9:24 AM While I completely agree with the point of Kluwe's letter, his use of a mind numbing amount of four letter words detracts from his message. He is clearly well educated and he could have made the exact same points in a way that would make his letter a national talking point. As it is, the language he used will make it so that many will never read it.

I completely disagree.  But, nevermind me, here is Kluwe's defense of his use of obsenities:

"Bollocks.

The swearing is there for a reason. What Emmett C. Burns Jr. wrote, what I responded to, was far more disgusting and foul minded than any simple scatological reference or genital mashup. His words degrade the very essence of the English language with their barely hidden venom and intolerant hate; drag it screaming into the muck of iniquity by wrapping a mantle of seeming reasonableness around corruption and control; masquerade as discourse while screaming their very lie to any Heaven you care to name – I could go on.

My words? My words are a litmus test for those that would see the truth of a message rather than the package it’s delivered in."



Hey, I've been known to swear like a sailor. It is one of my favorite forms of expression. I have learned that I need to choose carefully when and where I let off my eff bombs.

I pointed out that I totally agree with the thrust (heh, heh, he just said thrust) of his letter. I was amused. I am glad he is out there speaking his mind. I just think he can influence more people in America by leaving the vulgarities out.
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