Subject: I'm so gross I can't even believe Im writing this. (Yes it involves a bathroom.)So, I found myself at the coffee station at work. A co-worker is proudly handing out these super healthy no sugar apple bar things she made. I take one. I really had to go to the bathroom. I made some small talk, then proceeded to the bathroom. As I was standing at the urinal, I was eating the apple bar. A co-worker walks in and sees me finishing up the treat and says, "Dude, you're eating in the bathroom!" Caught off guard, and trying to be funny I said, Yeah, last time I dropped my sandwich in the toilet. The it dawned on me. I was actually eating in the bathroom. |