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2011-08-24 4:26 PM

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Subject: I'm so gross I can't even believe Im writing this. (Yes it involves a bathroom.)

So, I found myself at the coffee station at work.  A co-worker is proudly handing out these super healthy no sugar apple bar things she made.  I take one.  I really had to go to the bathroom.  I made some small talk, then proceeded to the bathroom.  As I was standing at the urinal, I was eating the apple bar.  A co-worker walks in and sees me finishing up the treat and says, "Dude, you're eating in the bathroom!"  Caught off guard, and trying to be funny I said, Yeah, last time I dropped my sandwich in the toilet.

The it dawned on me.  I was actually eating in the bathroom.



2011-08-24 4:28 PM
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Is that not something you're supposed to do? Am I gross and I didn't even know it? Maybe because when I was an angsty teen I used to hide in the bathroom to smoke and eat lunch, it just seems kind of normal.
2011-08-24 4:30 PM
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Atlantia - 2011-08-24 4:28 PM Is that not something you're supposed to do? Am I gross and I didn't even know it? Maybe because when I was an angsty teen I used to hide in the bathroom to smoke and eat lunch, it just seems kind of normal.

 

thank you for that!  All I can imagine is microscopic bathroom germs on every bite...

2011-08-24 4:36 PM
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SoberTriGuy - 2011-08-24 5:30 PM

Atlantia - 2011-08-24 4:28 PM Is that not something you're supposed to do? Am I gross and I didn't even know it? Maybe because when I was an angsty teen I used to hide in the bathroom to smoke and eat lunch, it just seems kind of normal.

 

thank you for that!  All I can imagine is microscopic bathroom germs on every bite...



Meh. I've worked in dog daycare for so many years, I figure you can't escape the "bathroom germs." I figure my bathroom now is more sanitary than my whole apartment was when I was 19.
2011-08-24 4:39 PM
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Meh, that's no big deal. As long as you didn't dip it into the urinal au jus, not that gross.

You're in good comany here in COJ:

http://beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=238229&start=1

2011-08-24 4:48 PM
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If you're droppin' a deuce, then yeah, gross.

But at the urinal, eh.

Would you chew gum at the urinal?  Cause I wouldn't chew gum while going grumpy.



2011-08-24 4:52 PM
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Subject: RE: I'm so gross I can't even believe Im writing this. (Yes it involves a bathroom.)
Yo, at the urinal it's even worse because you have to use your hands!  No way.

On the pot - eh, no biggie.   I've certainly drank in the bathroom at home, at least.
2011-08-24 6:41 PM
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Subject: RE: I'm so gross I can't even believe Im writing this. (Yes it involves a bathroom.)
SoberTriGuy - 2011-08-24 4:26 PM

So, I found myself at the coffee station at work.  A co-worker is proudly handing out these super healthy no sugar apple bar things she made.  I take one.  I really had to go to the bathroom.  I made some small talk, then proceeded to the bathroom.  As I was standing at the urinal, I was eating the apple bar.  A co-worker walks in and sees me finishing up the treat and says, "Dude, you're eating in the bathroom!"  Caught off guard, and trying to be funny I said, Yeah, last time I dropped my sandwich in the toilet.

The it dawned on me.  I was actually eating in the bathroom.

Should have told him you just dropped it but 5 second rule and continued to eat it in front of him. That would have fraked him out.Frown

2011-08-24 11:22 PM
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I'm not going to comment on eating in the bathroom.

But... In college, my roommate had OCD, bad. I used to drop food on the floor on purpose and then eat it just to watch him freak out. Looking back, it was kinda mean. But still funny.
2011-08-25 7:52 AM
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> Shrug <

 

2011-08-25 7:57 AM
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I dunno that I'd do it, but no big deal... What I don't get is the people who chat on the phone in the bathroom.


2011-08-25 8:20 AM
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i see people brush their teeth in the bathroom at work all the time.  nothing like a guy brushing his teeth at the sink and at the same time there's 3 other guys dropping bombs about 4 feet over.  i can hardly stand to breath much less brush my teeth.  it makes me want to gag just thinking about it.

2011-08-25 8:22 AM
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and....how was the apple bar?

2011-08-25 10:00 AM
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I drink beer in the bathroom.

 

2011-08-25 10:03 AM
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Goosedog - 2011-08-25 11:00 AM

I drink beer in the bathroom.

 

 

I used to like to chug beer while peeing. Go figure.

2011-08-25 10:08 AM
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ok yeah I think it is gross.

actually judaism has a big thing about one of the things that supposedly differentiates us from wild animals is that we DON"T eat and eliminate at the same time except apparently the rest of BT!!!



2011-08-25 10:08 AM
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L.M.A.O. (nope actually it's still there ... )

I think I've eaten stuff in the bathroom accidentally, but I wouldn't knowingly bring something in there.

2011-08-25 10:22 AM
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So, am I the only one who has ever taken a cup of coffee in with me while dropping a deuce in the morning??  

I mean, nothing worse than cold coffee.........

2011-08-25 10:25 AM
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lonoscurse - 2011-08-26 12:22 AM

So, am I the only one who has ever taken a cup of coffee in with me while dropping a deuce in the morning??  

I mean, nothing worse than cold coffee.........

Well, now, that's drinking. The OP asked about eating.

I drop damn fast deuces. Training for if need be during a race, you know. No time for coffee!

But I've taken all kinds of beverages with me for a bath.

2011-08-25 10:27 AM
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TriToy - 2011-08-25 11:08 AM

ok yeah I think it is gross.

actually judaism has a big thing about one of the things that supposedly differentiates us from wild animals is that we DON"T eat and eliminate at the same time except apparently the rest of BT!!!

wow. I never knew that.  I see no prob if I'm in a rush or really hungry...the key is making sure nothing touches anything.  As long as you maintain a clean field, you're fine.  As for the brushing teeth in a bathroom, why not?  Where else are we supposed to brush our teeth at work?  

btw, tritoy, my wife agrees with you.  but then again, she doesn't like it when I lick my plate, bowls, or cups.  Can u believe it?    diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks I guess.

2011-08-25 11:17 AM
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Coffee in the bathroom all the time.  I brush my teeth in the shower, and now I snack at the urinal.  What's next?  Maybe I'll get a microwave in there.  I have all of my books and magazines, my reading glasses, I can surf the web in there.  In fact, I'm sure I've posted to BT while sitting on the throne...

I guess the bathroom is a very diverse room...

 

Edit.  i do these things at home, not in the work bathroom...



Edited by SoberTriGuy 2011-08-25 11:19 AM


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