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2006-10-24 7:40 PM

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molto veloce mama
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Subject: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
bill might be getting me a road id for xmas. we were looking at some of the recommended things you can have on the id. his suggestion was this:

"STOP STANDING THERE AND GET ME A F***ING AMBULANCE."

any other ideas?

2006-10-24 7:43 PM
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2006-10-24 8:41 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
DFL > DNF > DNS > DNR
2006-10-24 8:47 PM
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Master
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marmadaddy - 2006-10-24 7:41 PM DFL > DNF > DNS > DNR

I don't know that I'd want DNR on my road id...

2006-10-24 8:47 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
Dude, did that look cool because it hurt?
2006-10-24 11:02 PM
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
spokes - 2006-10-24 7:43 PM

autumn - 2006-10-24 7:40 PM bill might be getting me a road id for xmas. we were looking at some of the recommended things you can have on the id. his suggestion was this: "STOP STANDING THERE AND GET ME A F***ING AMBULANCE." any other ideas?

"IS MY BIKE OK?"

That's hilarious.

 
The last line on mine is just, "ALL PRAYERS WELCOME." 

2006-10-25 12:18 AM
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Expert
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
Did I win?
2006-10-25 3:31 AM
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Extreme Veteran
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"CALM DOWN, MY FACE LOOKED LIKE THIS BEFORE I CRASHED"

 

2006-10-25 4:47 AM
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Pro
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
Beer....I could really use a beer about now!
2006-10-25 6:21 AM
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Elite
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"Quick, write down the license plate of the car and I'll cut you in for 30%."

bts 

2006-10-25 7:42 AM
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Runner
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"Yeah, but you should see the OTHER guy!"

2006-10-25 7:48 AM
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Giver
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"Jasgshemash. My name a Borat. I journalist for Kazakstahn. If I bleed like pig stuck with sword, take please to hospital very good doctor. Not to hospital for animal, because I am not jew."
2006-10-25 7:51 AM
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Pro
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
"Please return to full and upright position"

or

"This end up"
2006-10-25 8:17 AM
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COURT JESTER
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
Bottle in front of me please, NOT a frontal lobotomy.
2006-10-25 9:39 AM
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molto veloce mama
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
so many good ones to choose from!
2006-10-25 9:40 AM
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molto veloce mama
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
how about this...

"does my butt look big on this stretcher?"

"pls administer cpr & b&b."


2006-10-25 9:50 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
"If found, please return to (Bill with address and phone number) "
2006-10-25 9:53 AM
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The Original
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I'm not wearing any underwear.



Edited by runnergirl 2006-10-25 9:53 AM
2006-10-25 9:53 AM
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Champion
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"Tickle me, Elmo."

Best used on an ankle Road Id.

 

 

2006-10-25 9:54 AM
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
runnergirl - 2006-10-25 10:53 AM

I'm not wearing any underwear.

I know what's going on my next Road ID.

2006-10-25 10:03 AM
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COURT JESTER
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
runnergirl - 2006-10-25 8:53 AM

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Second line:   Tickle MY Elmo  (??)

2006-10-25 10:11 AM
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id

"Put me back on my bike."

Attributed to English cyclist Tom Simpson, supposedly after collapsing, just before dying, on his climb up Mount Ventoux in the 1967 Tour de France. Most likely a journalist's creation, but the legend survives.

2006-10-25 10:17 AM
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Pro
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
Thursday 13 July 1967 - back in the bad old days when speed was the wonder drug.
2006-10-25 10:20 AM
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molto veloce mama
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id
and you only got 73% kinky?
2006-10-25 10:31 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: smarta$$ things to put on a road id

I actually have, "Don't let the CUBAN beat you" on mine.  And I'm not even Cuban.  In college, everyone said I was cuban and that I swam here...you get the jist.

But for yours:  "Where did that MF'er go?!"

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