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2005-12-07 4:32 PM

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Champion
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Subject: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
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pretty funny, but I maintain that FRUITCAKE is universally accepted as the worst gift ever...


2005-12-07 4:58 PM
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2005-12-07 5:20 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
Anal bleaching cream? I don't want to know...


2005-12-07 5:24 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?

A close second to fruit cake: Hickory farms beef log.

When I was in grad school we had one given at a christmas gift swap (I think it was about 18 inches long) and it kept getting passed around for months - I would leave it in someone's mailbox, they would drop it on someone else's doorstep, etc. It eventually ended up in my car - I brought it into class to see who I could unload it on, when this one guy saw it and said "Ooh, beef log! I love those, can I have it?"  I think he ate the whole thing for lunch that day - makes me sick just thinking of it.

2005-12-07 5:38 PM
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RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?


Tighty-whitey underpants from your aunt. 3 pack. That you have to write a thank-you card for.

Not that anything like that happened to me.

2005-12-07 5:47 PM
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2005-12-07 5:54 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst Xmas gift ever?

Adidas cologne.  Smell's like a horses arse.

2005-12-07 5:54 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
I'm a bad boy I get coal every year.
2005-12-07 6:01 PM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
I LIKE fruitcake!
2005-12-07 6:15 PM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
the bear - 2005-12-07 6:01 PM

I LIKE fruitcake!


yeah, you would, you, you... you FRUITCAKE, you!
2005-12-07 6:22 PM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
ChuckyFinster - 2005-12-07 5:20 PM

Anal bleaching cream? I don't want to know...




wow, did the person think u were gay?


my worst was a pear of the month club..... not exactly the best fruit to get!


2005-12-07 6:24 PM
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the bear - 2005-12-07 6:01 PM I LIKE fruitcake!





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2005-12-07 7:07 PM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
I got this big M&M dispenser. It was like one of the walking M&Ms from the commercials, and you filled it up with the candy. I was 17.
2005-12-07 7:38 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
tyrant - 2005-12-07 3:22 PM

ChuckyFinster - 2005-12-07 5:20 PM

Anal bleaching cream? I don't want to know...




wow, did the person think u were gay?



bahahaha, no, it was in Possum's link.

2005-12-08 5:57 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?

Well not for Christmas, but my ex M-I-L gave me a small jar of salsa for my birthday. She justified it by saying "well you like mexican food..." Why bother? I never ate it and left it in her cabinet when she wasn't looking.

2005-12-08 6:40 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
When I was single I had a girlfriend who gave her parents a toilet seat for Christmas.  She gave me a can of oatmeal.  I thought it was a gag and kept waiting for my "real" present.  There was nothing else. That was it.


2005-12-08 6:58 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
I can't believe I'm admitting this.

The first xmas after Amy and I were married, I got her a sandwich maker. Sort of a George Foreman Grill for making grilled sandwiches. Granted, it wasn't the only thing I got her, but I still can't believe what the hell I was thinking.

Probably something like: "hmmm...Amy likes sandwiches..."

<runs and hides>
2005-12-08 7:05 AM
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Jim, I had one of those in the dorm. Used it to make grilled cheese.

ROTFLMAO...can't believe you got her one for Christmas.

2005-12-08 7:22 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
Pink Bunny PJ's with footies when all I wanted was an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
2005-12-08 7:28 AM
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nccgrap - 2005-12-08 8:22 AM Pink Bunny PJ's with footies when all I wanted was an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

You'll shoot your eye out...

2005-12-08 7:37 AM
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Giver
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
See...I see it as my contribution to the list of Christmas jokes that will not die.

I'm a giver.


TriComet - 2005-12-08 7:05 AM

Jim, I had one of those in the dorm. Used it to make grilled cheese.

ROTFLMAO...can't believe you got her one for Christmas.



2005-12-08 9:06 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
I wouldn't say this was a bad present, but it would have made a better b-day present than a Christmas present.  I was really hoping to get a pair of diamond earrings for Christmas  one year from an old boyfriend.  We had dated for a few years I  definitely thought I deserved some diamond earrings   I was expecting him to give me a little box.  Instead- he brings over this huge box that's wrapped.  It was a 10 gallon fish tank with all the fish accessories.  Now granted I wanted a fish tank, I was pretty disppointed.  I never got the diamond earrings
2005-12-08 9:33 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
The worst Christmas gift I ever got was way back in the early 70's.  I got a terrible "love bug" and the clinics were closed until after the Holidays!  Free love ... HA!!!
2005-12-08 9:35 AM
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
I enjoy when the parents or grandparents get you a present that they think you will really like, only to realize that its one of your OTHER siblings who likes that, not you. whoops

I can also think of one christmas, not wanting to end a relationship right before christmas in order to not feel as bad, and that made all the christmas presents he got the worst xmas gifts ever! I guess i do have a heart and thought to myself as i was opening the gifts that he made sure to tell me he "put alot of thought into" that I should have just gotten it over before a couple hundred dollars ago!

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2005-12-08 9:36 AM
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Giver
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Subject: RE: No really, what is the worst XMas gift ever?
At least it wasn't herpes: the gift that keeps on giving.

Machiavelo - 2005-12-08 9:33 AMThe worst Christmas gift I ever got was way back in the early 70's. I got a terrible "love bug" and the clinics were closed until after the Holidays! Free love ... HA!!!
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