Do you fart in front of your S.O.?

My ex was a master farter and it really bothered me.  I mean, some farting is ok, and it completely natural and normal.  Even some fart joking around is ok.

But, this guy would cup his hands around his butt and trap the fart and then inhale it himself, or (worse) force me to breathe it.  After 10 years, I'd had enough of farts and fart jokes for a long long time.

Eric and I fart, but not "on purpose".  When I first met him, he was very discreet about his farting and bathroom stuff, and after my ex, that was a great relief.

If one of us were to "let fly" in front of the other, a small joke might be made, or we might just ignore it, depending on the mood.

Course, we eat a lot of beans and other high fiber stuff, so... the short answer to your question is "Yes, we fart in front of each other."  Otherwise, we'd never see each other. 

So, I was dating this dude in college, and one day I was over and I was being whiney and high maintenance (I know! shocking!) and generally about everything. he looked at me and goes "honey, you need a hug. Come here..." and I fell into his arms, all "woe is me", and he held on tight ... and let loose the loudest smelliest fart ever. And he wouldn't let go no matter how hard I struggled! He just held me there and made me suffer. Finally, once I was laughing, he let go.

It's one of my fondest memories

My wife's excuse is  " I eat,  therefore I fart."  

 I try not to if I'm just passing throu.  But if we are both sitting in the same room watching TV  it's a fair playing field. 

That's my reasoning.

and to answer the question:   YES!!!   and she still loves me.

I know this is a tangent, but my son was really asking for it one day (in a fun way) so I introduced him to the fart game.  It was like a rite of passage for him a few days later when he got me back.  I laughed so hard it hurt. 

I gotta say reading this thread warms the cockles of my heart.

True love at work

Yup .. but I'll throw in the occassional "Excuse Me" when I do it .........

What's really funny is we have three sons, and they all do to.  Mir didn't know what she was getting herself into when she had all boys.

"Its the fart game, son.  You'll learn to play one day."

"That was a good one, too ! My mouth was open."

Haaaaaa!! I nearly choked on my coffee!! 

My SO is quite the fartmaster and sometimes does it on purpose (LOUD AND FORCED) which bugs me. And he seems to do it when he's mad at me too vs actually using words. He'll also let an S.B.D (silent but deadly) one go in the car and I'll ask 'did you fart?' and he'll either say 'its the car' or 'maybeeeee'. ARGH!  Now my 3 year old son is getting into the fart humor so I get surround sound effects. 

And yes, I do fart too and start laughing before I even do it.

I dated a guy in college who didn't realize women farted. He had never heard his mom or sisters fart... ever. I enlightened him of course.

My wife NEVER farts, but our poor dog lets loose all the time and he looks at her like, "You're full of crap lady, that wasn't me" When I wake up and my wife is mad at me I know she either had a dream where I cheated on her, or I was letting them rip all night long!

I love the ones that are so bad, that even you(as the Deliverer) have to leave the room.

Ever let one rip in your office just as someone comes in??  That's mildly embarrassing

Slight hijack - when my daughter was really really little, the first time she noticed herself farting she didn't have a word for it so she called it a 'bottom burp.'  Too cute.

In the future, just refer to this as "The Dutch Oven" and all flatuent conniseurs will know what you mean!