Subject: RE: Do you fart in front of your S.O.?My 82 year old grandfather is, as some have put it, a fart connoisseur.
His license plate?
- OLD FART
Button he wears on his birthday?
-"It's my party and I'll fart if I want to"
What we got him for christmas 2 years ago?
- A remote controlled fart machine that he takes to the pub every night.
So *that's* where I get it....
Oh, and my poor boyfriend explained the Dutch Oven to my mom, dad, brother and fiance, and grandfather at our "fancy" night out dinner...hehe. |