You know you're REALLY single when...

Dude, look at the bright side...at least women are coming to your apartment...

It was probably his mother...

*ouch*

and just when I was beginning to like you, arggggggggggggggggh!!  Not nice!

Reaches in fridge, pulls out Pizzicato box. Yells, "Honey! We're single!"

Or does it need to be Dominoes? (Blech, how can you eat that stuff?)

or a cleaning service to remove before mentioned boxes

You know you're REALLY single when...

...you start a thread on an internet forum to announce that you got a woman in your apartment.

You know you're REALLY single when...

your constantly updating your avatar with close-up pictures of yourself. 

What is this, F'in e-harmony?

Picking up chicks is so easy a caveman could do it...kidding, my wife thinks it's hot.

That's hot.

Picking up chicks (by the hair) is so easy a caveman could do it...kidding, my wife thinks it's hot.

I fixed that for you. You're welcome.

But you're on your honeymoon and there's really not a whole lot of time for shopping and cooking during that. 

trixie - 2007-06-13 7:55 PM when you have 7,732 posts on BT?

Zing!

When...

* you can train, race, or plan a vacation without consulting anybody

* your sleep is never interrupted by someone else's tossing, turning, or snoring

* everything in the refrigerator is yours.  you can throw it out exactly when you want to

* the decor is all in your own taste

* you can pick your date to the company Christmas party based on who of your male friends is the best dancer

I could go on...