(just for fun) you know you're a triathlete when ... (Page 2)

You're proud of your funky tan lines.

You smile when somebody tells you to, "Go jump in a lake!"

You have to run the dishwasher because you are running out of sports bottles for your long run in the morning.

You smell faintly of chlorine most of the time

At the dinner table everyone is drinking out of glass, and you're drinking out of a water bottle. 

When you're bringing the family to the beach and packing the van you make sure to bring your wetsuit and a stop watch.

Your laundy basket is FULL of dirty clothes, but all your tri outfits are clean and neatly hanging to dry. 

When a 1/3rd of your daily intake consists of perpetuem, myoplex shakes, gels and Clif bars.

When more than half your day is spent in materials made of spandex, polyster and polypropylene.

You have multiple sticks of Bodyglide, in multiple locations (bathroom, garage, car, gym bag)
You have every flavor of GU, neatly organized in your little GU beanie
You build a racking system for your gear, and it is more organized than your kitchen
Your bike gets cleaned more than your car
Your workout clothing has to dry out before you can put it in the laundry hamper
Your workout clothes take up the spare bathroom (see entry above for wet; clean ones are hung on the shower rod)
There is no shortage of cereal bars in your upper left desk drawer (saw this on a few other folks' lists)
You rotate training wardrobes just like your wife does her summer/winter clothes
Your kids know that pancakes or waffles will immediately follow Daddy's long ride on Saturday morning, so they look forward to Daddy's long ride!
Your wife knows what's on the training schedule just by the technical shirt you've chosen...the "Go Hard or Go Home" shirt tells her it's interval day, the Umstead Marathon shirt means it's hills day in Umstead, the ATT 10-miler shirt means it's LSD on the Tobacco Trail...

You start to think of getting dressed and out the door after the morning shower/shave, etc. as T1.