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 2014-04-16 2:50 PM in reply to: briderdt |
Pro  6520    Bellingham, WA |  Subject: RE: things that should never have been inventedOriginally posted by briderdt Skinny jeans. Barney. Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made. The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac. Rap.
Barney was on my short list too. As were teletubbies, care bears, and my little ponies. Smurfs can stay |
| 2014-04-16 2:50 PM in reply to: briderdt |
Regular 5477  LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by briderdt I was completely with you until rap. Why's a brotha gotta hate?Skinny jeans. Barney. Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made. The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac. Rap.
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| 2014-04-16 3:03 PM in reply to: switch |
Master 1730 Straight outta Compton | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Justin Bieber |
| 2014-04-16 4:11 PM in reply to: mcgilmartin |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by mcgilmartin Justin Bieber You say that, but we all know you're jamming to her music as we speak. |
| 2014-04-16 5:44 PM in reply to: melbo55 |
Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Frank in St. Louis Circus Peanuts Of that same vein, Necco wafers and black licorice. Crazy talk. I loves me both of them. |
| 2014-04-16 7:39 PM in reply to: switch |
| Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Swimming |
| 2014-04-16 7:56 PM in reply to: mr2tony |
Master 1730 Straight outta Compton | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by mcgilmartin Justin Bieber You say that, but we all know you're jamming to her music as we speak. I have Bieber Fever. I admit it. |
| 2014-04-16 7:57 PM in reply to: switch |
Master 2380 Beijing | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch
BLUE CHEESE IS UTTERLY DELICIOUS. AS IS BLACK LICORICE! Jeeesh;P
mmmm... blue cheese and black licorice sammich.
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| 2014-04-16 8:10 PM in reply to: popsracer |
Expert 1258 Marin County, California | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by popsracer Originally posted by briderdt Skinny jeans. Barney. Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made. The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac. Rap.
Barney was on my short list too. As were teletubbies, care bears, and my little ponies. Smurfs can stay All of the above can go, except the Teletubbies. One of my bikes is named Nunu after the tubbie vacuum cleaner. |
| 2014-04-16 8:38 PM in reply to: LittleCat |
New user 410 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Things to place in ones rectum. Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting. Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. |
| 2014-04-16 9:55 PM in reply to: Chunga |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner? Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? |
| 2014-04-16 9:59 PM in reply to: moondawg14 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by moondawg14 Together? Gross. But as separate entities? Delicious. Originally posted by switch
BLUE CHEESE IS UTTERLY DELICIOUS. AS IS BLACK LICORICE! Jeeesh;P
mmmm... blue cheese and black licorice sammich.
Pony up there Mr. Live-in-China-can-fix-anything guy. I know you have some good ones. |
| 2014-04-16 10:06 PM in reply to: switch |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Hollow core doors, furniture with an MDF component, and any light fixture with a swirly white frosted pattern on the "shade". Yucky. |
| 2014-04-16 10:16 PM in reply to: switch |
Master 2380 Beijing | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Personally, or professionally?
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| 2014-04-16 10:21 PM in reply to: switch |
Master 2380 Beijing | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Together? Gross. But as separate entities? Delicious. Pony up there Mr. Live-in-China-can-fix-anything guy. I know you have some good ones. Agreed. My list: Computer touch-pads. I have to disable them because even on the least-sensitive setting, they make my cursor go all wacky, and randomly select other text while I'm typing, making me lose my work. clitmouse (uuuhhhhh sorry.... stick-mouse) all the way. BTW, my friend's sister went into Office Max and asked for a computer specifically with a "clitmouse." They pretended to not know what she was talking about. Pretty sure those guys had a story to tell when they got home. She's not the brightest, that one.
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| 2014-04-16 10:29 PM in reply to: switch |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner? Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? |
| 2014-04-16 10:31 PM in reply to: moondawg14 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by moondawg14 hahaha! I now have to go post in the things you've learned recently that you think you should have known before thread--clitmouse?! That's hilarious Originally posted by switch Together? Gross. But as separate entities? Delicious. Pony up there Mr. Live-in-China-can-fix-anything guy. I know you have some good ones. Agreed. My list: Computer touch-pads. I have to disable them because even on the least-sensitive setting, they make my cursor go all wacky, and randomly select other text while I'm typing, making me lose my work. clitmouse (uuuhhhhh sorry.... stick-mouse) all the way. BTW, my friend's sister went into Office Max and asked for a computer specifically with a "clitmouse." They pretended to not know what she was talking about. Pretty sure those guys had a story to tell when they got home. She's not the brightest, that one.
 And I'll second the touch screen. I have one on my desktop at the farm, and I've gone home to find that a gnat has opined a hundred windows of porn or some lame pop up ad. Especially irritating when working with a spreadsheet. |
| 2014-04-16 10:32 PM in reply to: Comet |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by Comet wow! Ouch! Originally posted by switch It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner? Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? |
| 2014-04-16 10:34 PM in reply to: moondawg14 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by moondawg14 Yes Originally posted by switch Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Personally, or professionally?
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| 2014-04-16 11:06 PM in reply to: switch |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented |
| 2014-04-17 1:53 AM in reply to: bcraht |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented On the eighth day God created bleu cheese. Don't quote me, but it's in the Bible. That smell though, yikes. Worse smelling than freshly peeled spandex and chamois that has been "marinating" for 100 miles, if yuns get my drift. |
| 2014-04-17 8:46 AM in reply to: switch |
Pro 6011 Camp Hill, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Slot head screws.
My grandfather used to say that they should dig up whoever invented them and shoot him.
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| 2014-04-17 9:21 AM in reply to: switch |
Member 2689 Denver, CO | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Comet wow! Ouch! Originally posted by switch It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Not the brightest bulb in the box? |
| 2014-04-17 10:29 AM in reply to: switch |
Elite 3770 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented cell phones. I really think the world has gotten worse as a result!
on a lighter note, pretzel m and m's. My weakness! |
| 2014-04-17 11:57 AM in reply to: switch |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Comet wow! Ouch! Originally posted by switch It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Ha! My ex is a firefighter and one of the first medical calls he went to was for "foreign body in rectum" and when they got there, the guy had put a MASON JAR up there. Not knowing what to do, he went back to the chief who was still sitting in the truck who told him "okay, the SOP for this kind of thing..." Wait... there's a SOP for this?? Yep, there's a hardening foam they spray into the mason jar (if they can reach it) with a hook sticking out of the end for easy removal once they get the person to the hospital.
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