Man Law. The locker/men's room version. (Page 3)

Rule # 10 or whatever..   If I am at the urinal and you have the urge to pee...   don't get close to me,   go to the farthest urinal available, and for the love of God do not ask me how I am doing while holding your stuff.   

One of our Y's has a huge issue with shower spectators.....these old guys like to hang out in the common area between the hot tub and the showers.  They just happen to hang out in a chair reading the newspaper while facing the showers.

One of my personal favorite stories was the nekkid gujy standing talking to a friend at one of the lockers. The friend is trying like hell to get dressed and escape while nekkid Sasquatch stands next to him with one leg up on the bunch, doing his best Captain Morgan imitation I guess.  The poor friend is trying to put on his socks and shoes while not getting a face full.....

One of my best friends is a nudist...and he doesn't really get that other people are not comfortable with naked men just standing around talking...he is also one of those people who can start up a conversation with absolutely anyone.  I call it, "his mutant power".  So one day in the shower, he starts talking to another guy about shampoo....I rinsed and was out of there so fast!  On the whole, I try not to make eye contact or look at anyone at all....I am too afraid that because I am gay, that people will automatically think I am looking.  Just a hint, most of the time, I aint!  You aint all that!  and if you are...my number is...LOL.

This made me laugh today at the LTF gym I go to. As I came into the locker room where there is a huge vanity with a full wall of mirrors and a ton of sinks, Mr. Steroids-r-us, Mr.Muscle Magazine July 2007,aka: ex-inmate#214345454 of the Colorado State Penitentiary, with tattoos on arms,back of neck etc. was flexing/preening who knows what in front of the mirror. I was horrified at his tats, and laughed as I watched him walk out. The guys arms and chest were so huge and engorged he carried himself like a chicken with his arms bent and raised to his sides....I'd pay to see this guy at the finish of a triathlon!

what is with you guys?  your posts do not surprise me.  I was aghast after my boyfriend tells me all the men run around naked in his locker room and throw towels on the floor and leave, wtf?  you wouldn't find one towel on the floor in the women's locker room, and the only naked woman is in the shower behind closed curtains...

So I guess you guys really are pigs...

oink

I hear you on bringing daughters in the locker room.  Most gyms now have family locker rooms but I still see fathers bring their daughters with them in the locker room.  I would say that, and these slobs that don't pick up their towels or leave a mess at the sink bother me the most.  Can't stand it when people don't pick up after themselves!

Dude, I'm pretty sure that puking in the showers violates the Law.  But they might give you an exemption for this one, if you cleaned up and all.

jmk-brooklyn - 2008-02-25 7:14 PM

pigfinn - 2008-02-24 8:33 PM

  you wouldn't find one towel on the floor in the women's locker room, and the only naked woman is in the shower behind closed curtains...

Not true, and you know it.

Kinda half true at my old gym.

I think its funny all the No Nekkid rules that need to be made regarding the men's locker room. At my old gym, the women all use 6 towels each, leave them on the floor, and go NOWHERE naked.

There are exactly 4 steps from the hot tub to the shower area. I (as the apparent totally immoral nudist freak) would get (naked) out of the hot tub, walk the four steps to the shower, and wash. With the curtain closed. Almost all the other women carefully and tightly wrap a towel (or two-top and bottom!) around themselves (while in their swimsuits) so that no one will see them walk from the hot tub to the shower. Who cares?? Are we not all female? 

Even more bizarrely, many of the asian women wrapped the towel(s) around themselves while submerged in the hot tub, and then got out. And got another towel. But then they were also the ones who wore giant granny panties into the hot  tub too. I never did figure that out. Nylon panties are see through when wet. What did that accomplish?

Ooops, sorry... /end 'jack.  

Back to you, gentlemen.