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Extreme Veteran 832    Podunk County, MN | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. mr2tony - 2008-05-13 1:27 PM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:25 PM Dude. I said your avatar was hot. And now I'm on thin ice because I don't like mayo, which is basically poop in a jar? Fine, then, I don't want to be on your ice. I'm taking my skates and hockey nets and going home and now you can't play!mr2tony - 2008-05-13 1:23 PM lvthgme - 2008-05-13 1:21 PM That's like asking what's in poop.TheSchwamm - 2008-05-13 1:19 PM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:17 PM What is mayo made of, anyway? Do I want to know? Eggs, oil, and flavorings, usually including ground mustard as a stabilizer for the emulsion. Eighty billion preservatives if you're buying the stuff in a jar. Mmmmmm...preSERvatives....
Schwammy, I lof that you know these things. I mean, what's in mayo etc. You, sir, are on thin ice with me. Sweetie, I don't know what Mrs. Tony says when you respond to a new picture by calling for a veterinarian, but in my neck of the woods that's called insulting. Meanie. And I'm taking the hockey puck, so there. |
| 2008-05-13 1:32 PM in reply to: #1399779 |
Science Nerd 28760   Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. |
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| Champion 7495 Schwamalamadingdong! | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. kanders - 2008-05-13 1:26 PM Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:24 PM Real mayo is actaully pretty good. But just a pain in the arse to make. The jar stuff sucks arse. I lof fat free kraft myrical whip. If I'm going to put chemicals and preservatives in me, might as go all the way..... I was just going to ask the font of all knowledge (i.e. Schwammy) what the difference between Miracle Whip (nastiness incarnate) and Mayo was. Oh.... i need to stop talking. (As far as i know, it's just that Miracle Whip is a flavored mayo-ish product. i'm not really sure.) |
| 2008-05-13 1:33 PM in reply to: #1399799 |
Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. Signature gold right there. |
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| Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. lvthgme - 2008-05-13 11:29 AM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:26 PM Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:24 PM Real mayo is actaully pretty good. But just a pain in the arse to make. The jar stuff sucks arse. I lof fat free kraft myrical whip. If I'm going to put chemicals and preservatives in me, might as go all the way..... I was just going to ask the font of all knowledge (i.e. Schwammy) what the difference between Miracle Whip (nastiness incarnate) and Mayo was. We are SO on the same page here.
Miracle Whip ingredients: Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Hellmanns Mayo ingredients: INGREDIENTS: SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, WHOLE EGGS AND EGG YOLKS, VINEGAR, SALT, SUGAR, LEMON JUICE, NATURAL FLAVORS, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (USED TO PROTECT QUALITY).
Looks like the same thing except the sugar...... Never knew. Edited by Aikidoman 2008-05-13 1:34 PM |
| 2008-05-13 1:34 PM in reply to: #1399799 |
| Davenport, IA | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff? |
| 2008-05-13 1:34 PM in reply to: #1399769 |
| Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. TheSchwamm - 2008-05-13 1:27 PM crowny2 - 2008-05-13 1:25 PM mmmmmmmm, calcium disodium edta.... Hellman's Real Mayo INGREDIENTS: SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, WHOLE EGGS AND EGG YOLKS, VINEGAR, SALT, SUGAR, LEMON JUICE, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (USED TO PROTECT QUALITY), NATURAL FLAVORS. More specialised uses of EDTA are:
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| Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:33 PM lvthgme - 2008-05-13 11:29 AM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:26 PM Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:24 PM Real mayo is actaully pretty good. But just a pain in the arse to make. The jar stuff sucks arse. I lof fat free kraft myrical whip. If I'm going to put chemicals and preservatives in me, might as go all the way..... I was just going to ask the font of all knowledge (i.e. Schwammy) what the difference between Miracle Whip (nastiness incarnate) and Mayo was. We are SO on the same page here.
Miracle Whip ingredients: Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Hellmanns Mayo ingredients: INGREDIENTS: SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, WHOLE EGGS AND EGG YOLKS, VINEGAR, SALT, SUGAR, LEMON JUICE, NATURAL FLAVORS, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (USED TO PROTECT QUALITY).
Looks like the same thing except the sugar...... Never knew. Big time preservative. Great against mold and some yeasts. |
| 2008-05-13 1:35 PM in reply to: #1399811 |
| Elite 3002 HURRICANE, Utah | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool |
| 2008-05-13 1:36 PM in reply to: #1399804 |
| Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. lisac957 - 2008-05-13 11:33 AM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM Signature gold right there. Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. Yep. It's going to have to replace one of mine..... |
| 2008-05-13 1:37 PM in reply to: #1399790 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. lisac957 - 2008-05-13 1:30 PM Do you guys who *hate* mayo because of what's in it still eat HOT DOGS? Just curious. I like wieners. I just don't like to dip mine in mayo before eating it. |
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| Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Rynamite - 2008-05-13 1:31 PM lisac957 - 2008-05-13 2:30 PM Do you guys who *hate* mayo because of what's in it still eat HOT DOGS? Just curious. I hate it because of the way it tastes. Very rarely eat hot dogs. Hot dogs rule! And yes, I do know what they are made of. And I eat Steak Tartar, Sushi, Escargot's, Cesar Salad (with the raw egg dressing), my meat medium rare (including hamburgers), AND I think handwashing is over rated!!!!!
Oh, and I'm a microbiologist. |
| 2008-05-13 1:37 PM in reply to: #1399823 |
| Davenport, IA | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:35 PM Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool A half a pound? Man, that is just a lot of mini eggs. |
| 2008-05-13 1:38 PM in reply to: #1399811 |
| Science Nerd 28760 Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. Barium sulfate has a radioactive isotope in it so it shows up on xrays and ct scans. In my case, they were checking for ulcers and wanted to get my small intestines to show up. I had about two styrofoam cups worth yesterday and that caused it. Side effects are mostly that it tastes absolutely disgusting (I almost threw up while I drank it) and you kind of have a stomachache for the rest of the day. Most hospitals have it in their pharmacy. I'm pretty sure you can't just go buy it. Plus, you really wouldn't want to do this for fun. If you ever have to drink it, you will understand. |
| 2008-05-13 1:38 PM in reply to: #1399823 |
| Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 11:35 AM Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool mmmmmm LOF cadbury eggs. Eat a bunch of fruitloops and you get dark green poop (almost black) |
| 2008-05-13 1:39 PM in reply to: #1399796 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. kanders - 2008-05-13 1:31 PM mr2tony - 2008-05-13 1:27 PM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:25 PM Dude. I said your avatar was hot. And now I'm on thin ice because I don't like mayo, which is basically poop in a jar? Fine, then, I don't want to be on your ice. I'm taking my skates and hockey nets and going home and now you can't play!mr2tony - 2008-05-13 1:23 PM lvthgme - 2008-05-13 1:21 PM That's like asking what's in poop.TheSchwamm - 2008-05-13 1:19 PM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:17 PM What is mayo made of, anyway? Do I want to know? Eggs, oil, and flavorings, usually including ground mustard as a stabilizer for the emulsion. Eighty billion preservatives if you're buying the stuff in a jar. Mmmmmm...preSERvatives....
Schwammy, I lof that you know these things. I mean, what's in mayo etc. You, sir, are on thin ice with me. Sweetie, I don't know what Mrs. Tony says when you respond to a new picture by calling for a veterinarian, but in my neck of the woods that's called insulting. Meanie. And I'm taking the hockey puck, so there. Dude. I was complimenting your arms. Sheesh you old people don't get the new lingo, do you? Get it. Puppies? Sick? Fine. Take the puck. I got the sticks and you don't get one! |
| 2008-05-13 1:39 PM in reply to: #1399829 |
| Science Nerd 28760 Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. crowny2 - 2008-05-13 2:37 PM Rynamite - 2008-05-13 1:31 PM lisac957 - 2008-05-13 2:30 PM Do you guys who *hate* mayo because of what's in it still eat HOT DOGS? Just curious. I hate it because of the way it tastes. Very rarely eat hot dogs. Hot dogs rule! And yes, I do know what they are made of. And I eat Steak Tartar, Sushi, Escargot's, Cesar Salad (with the raw egg dressing), my meat medium rare (including hamburgers), AND I think handwashing is over rated!!!!!
Oh, and I'm a microbiologist. Me too. I think I'm less afraid of bacteria since I worked in a micro lab. I refuse to use antibacterial soap anywhere but the lab. I did work at the Oscar Mayer plant for awhile and I only eat the beef hotdogs. Measuring out the fat content in the ground turkey really ruined the other kind for me. |
| 2008-05-13 1:40 PM in reply to: #1399830 |
| Elite 3002 HURRICANE, Utah | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:37 PM irongirl39 - 2008-05-13 1:35 PM A half a pound? Man, that is just a lot of mini eggs. Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. I ate an enitire half pound bag of Cadbury mini eggs at easter and I had pastel colored poop......it was pretty cool They are like beer for me.....I cant stop at one.....Keep going till they are all gone or I am too sick to continue |
| 2008-05-13 1:40 PM in reply to: #1399833 |
| Davenport, IA | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:38 PM Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. Barium sulfate has a radioactive isotope in it so it shows up on xrays and ct scans. In my case, they were checking for ulcers and wanted to get my small intestines to show up. I had about two styrofoam cups worth yesterday and that caused it. Side effects are mostly that it tastes absolutely disgusting (I almost threw up while I drank it) and you kind of have a stomachache for the rest of the day. Most hospitals have it in their pharmacy. I'm pretty sure you can't just go buy it. Plus, you really wouldn't want to do this for fun. If you ever have to drink it, you will understand. Now that you tell me what it's for I think I do remember that from when I was a kid and they couldn't figure out why I kept having reflux issues. Is that one of the things that taste terrible that they try to cover with a fruit flavoring that only makes it taste worse? For some reason I remember a strawberry tasting thing. Hopefully no ulcers for you though. |
| 2008-05-13 1:40 PM in reply to: #1399807 |
| Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:33 PM lvthgme - 2008-05-13 11:29 AM kanders - 2008-05-13 1:26 PM Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 1:24 PM Real mayo is actaully pretty good. But just a pain in the arse to make. The jar stuff sucks arse. I lof fat free kraft myrical whip. If I'm going to put chemicals and preservatives in me, might as go all the way..... I was just going to ask the font of all knowledge (i.e. Schwammy) what the difference between Miracle Whip (nastiness incarnate) and Mayo was. We are SO on the same page here.
Miracle Whip ingredients: Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Hellmanns Mayo ingredients: INGREDIENTS: SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, WHOLE EGGS AND EGG YOLKS, VINEGAR, SALT, SUGAR, LEMON JUICE, NATURAL FLAVORS, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (USED TO PROTECT QUALITY).
Looks like the same thing except the sugar...... Never knew. Actually, if you notice the order of ingredients? I think that is the main difference. I believe it has to do with the official ingredient list and ratio to be able to call it Mayo. Kind of a truth in advertising thing. |
| 2008-05-13 1:40 PM in reply to: #1399833 |
| Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Artemis - 2008-05-13 11:38 AM Sprint_DA - 2008-05-13 2:34 PM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM I'm not a chemist, so I have a few questions: 1.) Is that survivable? Because it would be neat to have white poop. 2.) How much would one have to ingest for this to occur? 3.) Any side effects one should be aware of? 4.) Where could I find some of this stuff?Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. Barium sulfate has a radioactive isotope in it so it shows up on xrays and ct scans. In my case, they were checking for ulcers and wanted to get my small intestines to show up. I had about two styrofoam cups worth yesterday and that caused it. Side effects are mostly that it tastes absolutely disgusting (I almost threw up while I drank it) and you kind of have a stomachache for the rest of the day. Most hospitals have it in their pharmacy. I'm pretty sure you can't just go buy it. Plus, you really wouldn't want to do this for fun. If you ever have to drink it, you will understand. Yep - taken it. I was supposed to drink sips of it when I was getting an esophogram. They didn't tell me, so I slammed the entire thing. Then they made me take another "shot" of it. I came THIS close to puking in the parking lot. Yuck..... |
| 2008-05-13 1:40 PM in reply to: #1399825 |
| Science Nerd 28760 Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:36 PM lisac957 - 2008-05-13 11:33 AM Artemis - 2008-05-13 1:32 PM Signature gold right there. Aikidoman - 2008-05-13 2:28 PM I wonder what you have to eat to have white poop? Or do you just leave it in the sun before jarring..... Drink a bunch of barium sulfate and you end up with white poop. Yep. It's going to have to replace one of mine..... Awesome. I made someone's signature. |
| 2008-05-13 1:41 PM in reply to: #1384774 |
| Elite 3002 HURRICANE, Utah | Subject: RE: TAN 24: TANgerine Speedo.. I dont consider any of it an addiction......I just understand that I am the type of person that gives everything I do 100% |
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