Most Memorable Movie Quotes (Page 3)

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" - Office Space

"Yoohoo! I'll make you famous!" - Young Guns II

"Everybody love everybody!" - Semi pro

Jack: What are your legs?Archy Hamilton: Springs. Steel springs.Jack: What are they going to do?Archy Hamilton: Hurl me down the track.Jack: How fast can you run?Archy Hamilton: As fast as a leopard.Jack: How fast are you going to run?Archy Hamilton: As fast as a leopard.Jack: Then lets see you do it.		- Gallipoli

The first one I thought of also.  My children to this day say this to me when I want them to go get something for me and the oldest is 22

Dazed and Confused:

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." 

Oh yeah and let's not forget Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"No shirt... no shoes... NO DICE!"

"We're burning daylight!"

"Leave the gun take the canollis"

"Check out the brain on Brad"

"You know what they call a quarter pounder in france? A royale with cheese." Jules

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. " Jules

Edited by DougRob 2010-12-21 8:48 AM

More:

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

"Go ahead make my day."

"You've got to ask yourself one question: " I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"If you build it, he will come."

Edited by DougRob 2010-12-21 8:59 AM

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

So many good ones.

- So let it be written.  So let it be done.

- Luke, I'm you're father.

- If you're here and we're here, doesn't that make it OUR time?

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

These go to eleven.

Mime is money.

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

I drink your milkshake!

Yippee-ki-yay, m@#$%.

Run, Forrest! Run! (I'm sure we're all familiar with this one)

It rubs itself with the lotion or it gets the hose again..........

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it"   Clarence Worley

"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead" Butch Coolidge

"Wax on, Wax off"  Mr. Myiagi

"he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes"  Sam Quint

"I'm real sorry I blew up your mom Ricky" Lane Myer

"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"  Al Czervik

"We're the three best friends that anyone could have and we'll never ever ever ever leave each other."

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." -Goodfellas

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?" -Goodfellas

"Hancock? Sounds like a bird. Hancock." -Scarface

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie." -Scarface
 
"Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." -Shawshank

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come." -Field of Dreams

"I've been ready for this my whole life!" -Rudy

"Why so serious?"  

"I love you."

"I know."

Why is it, in their previous lifes, everybody was somebody famous?  You never hear anyone say "I was Joe Shmoe".-  Bull Duram

"WRONG!  It's Houston, Commie!"


Various from Falling Down that are unpleasant but memorable.


One other one from a 1980's Racquel Darrien movie but I can't quote that one here either. 

"Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."

Name this one for $1 and my everlasting admiration.

Igor (pronounced Eye Gor) - Young Doctor Frankenstein

"Legend... wait for it... DAIRY!!!"

I know it's TV, but still one of the best lines ever!

Edited by Bmel 2010-12-21 4:52 PM

If you don't chew Big Red, then F#&% YOU!

We're on a mission from God.